::sneaks in... steals cleaver::... ::hides it in suitcase... uhmmm... buries it::
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::sneaks in... steals cleaver::... ::hides it in suitcase... uhmmm... buries it::
::Noux overpowers Ducky::
You can't steal my cleaver my little Sweetie Pie... Just for that, I'm handing you over to Joux.
::Noux chops off one widdle ducky foot::
I had to teach you a lesson and make an example out of you! :mad:
Told you, I'm a light sleeper.
Now stop that wimpering, here's a band-aid.
Easter Duck.
Is that all I am to you? Duck dinner? I have smelly feet! What do you need with my ducky feet? ::limps off::... ::bleeds all over floor::... ::whimpers:: Just a lonely Duck wanting to join in for an Easter dinner... It's not like it's Thankgiving dammit! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Yes, we know you have smelly feet. Believe me nobody is feastin' on them feets! Now we only have 1/2 the odor since one is in the trash can.
I don't want Ducky for Easter dinner; that's for Joux and his family. We're a team, remember?
::Noux shows cleaver to the Cowboy and says... ::
... Now if anyone else has any bright ideas of escapin, DON'T! :eek:
You haven't even begun to meet our demands for us to set you free! :mad:
Best wishes :)
The Duck certainly helps us that is for sure. (;
Goodmorning and Happy Easter Noux...
Off to the city to visit the in laws...
Ahh yes, I remember. Have a great Sunday and hope the Easter duck is delicious.
You guys chopped off ducky feet? What kind of monsters are you?
Ducky, come here, I have your foot and crazy glue, no worries, we'll fix you right up. Besides, we have turkey on easter, you're safe at my house, for a while. ;)
Poor wee Ducky, poor little quack.
Make sure the glues dried before you start waddeling on it :), maybe some duck tape to make it extra sturdy :D
Really, Alty- superglue for a severed limb?
Ducky tried to escape and she needed to be punished. Plus Joux and his family needed a main course for dinner.
Well I'll see if I can Google how to glue a limb and I'll just cut n' paste the instructions here. :p
*****Happy Easter*****
Hey Care Bear, whatcha up to today?
Drinking :)
Want to join in ?
And just what are you drinking?
What's the legal age to drink in the UK?
Wait, are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me? :rolleyes:
Bacardi and dr pepperQuote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
Legal drinking age in uk is 18 :)
And... maybe ;)
That's a weird combo Bear... I'd prefer pineapple juice instead.
Bear, are you sure about that- I know things... ;)
Well I discovered the combo last year while on a plane :D
Well OK, if your sure, I don't mind drinking on me tod :)
"on the tod"?Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
C'mon bear, I'm still trying to get pissin a mikky or however it goes...
'on ma tod' = ' on my own' = 'all by me lonesome' = 'billy no mates' :(
Aha! You went back and added "drinking"-on me tod... which still doesn't make sense.
So in other words, you don't have any pineapple juice because I'd prefer juice with Bacardi.
I see you changed your avi back...
drinking on ma yod = drinking on my own :)
no I don't have any pineapple juice sorry :o
yea back to my other avi it didn't feel right to change it so soon so I brought it back :)
Well I'll bring my own pineapple juice.
Now if you get me drunk, you better watch out! I'm a helluva woman. ;)
I think I'm starting to like my avi; everyone said it was scary at first. Don't know if they still feel that way but I'm starting to think it's cool. :cool:
You two are confusing poor Alty. I'm having beer, just plain beer. Got to go see the Aunt and Uncle later, beer helps. ;)
Sure bring anything you like ;)
Don't worry about me, I can take care of myself :)
Yea I think your avi suits you... wait I meant that in a good way... not sure how, but... I think ill stop digging myself a hole.
I don't know what but it reminds me of something other than bellatrix lestrange... hmmmm
Hi alty, hope you don't plan on driving there :)
NM I meant I've grown used to that avi being you :)
Hubby's driving, I'm drinking. When dealing with my relatives, alcohol must be added, otherwise I may end up killing someone.
We leave at 2pm, my tummy hurts. :(
I love my Aunt and Uncle, they include me and the fam because both my parents are deceased, they feel it's their duty. Sadly, you can tell it's a "duty" invite, not really because they want us there.
No one can love you like your mom and dad, and no one can love your kids like a Oma and Opa. I wish my kids could experience the love only grandparents can give them. Darnit, I'm getting all weepy.
I hate holidays! :(
Awwwwww, c'mere alty hugs, don't feel so downQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Sorry to hear about your parents :(
Yes Alty, sorry to hear about your parents. Duty or not, at least they did invite you. Just think, it's only one day so after a couple more beers, it'll all be a blur anyway.
I'm thinking about taking a nap with my little guy... plus Bear won't play with me. :(
Sorry NM I'm not really in a playful mood :) :(
What's wrong Bear?
Nothing, its fine :)
Just not as smiley is all
Have a great Easter everyone...
We just got back from church, beautiful; trumpets, bells, lots of beautiful flowers... now we are going to my son's for dinner... I hear they might be having duck..
Momsy, I thought that you said that you were going to church today?
Stringer... Later...
Not starby I hope lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Later stringer :)
Stringer, I overslept :(
Not used to going so early. But it's OK, we go all the other Sundays. No special dinner here; not sure what we're going to have today.
Later Stringer
Sorry Bear that you're in a mood
No worries :)Quote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
That's what the drinks for, nothing like a depressant to lift your mood :D
Sorry guys if I've brought the happy mood down
Cya'll later
Aww, thanks. I love Bear hugs, they're great!Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
I'm okay, holidays are just hard, even after all this time. It turns out that it wasn't so bad, the kids had fun, I drank a lot of wine, now we're home. Another Easter survived. :)
Thanks NM. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
The beer did help, as did the wine. Ahhh alcohol, the nectar of the Gods. :D
Good to hear it Alty, Glad you're home with us :)
The wine and tylenol 3 helped.
A tylenol, good stuff.
Home with you! I love it. Yes, sadly this is home. Whodda thunk?
Was my cousin the easter bunny good to all of you? I put in a word you know. ;)
The visit to the in laws was a chore. Not because of them this time but little buddy was fighting us the whole time, getting into everything and this place is not exactly child proof. He ended up getting his hands into detergent soap and eating ice blue for the muscles. Man, what a nightmare.
He was going on about being hungry hungry yummy yums yet he did not want to eat a darn thing. What a fussy little brat today.. But he did not mind eating things he is not supposed to.
Detergent and ice blue? Wow, sounds like my son when he was little.
Jared was almost an only child because of his antics as a toddler. In fact, he once inspired an entire grocery store to stock up on condoms because of his behaviour.
When he turned 4 he settled down. He was a dream child from 4 - 9. Now he's 10 going on 16, he may not live to see 11. ;)
His little hormones are going crazy, and he's taking me with him! He's lippy, argumentative and in the same minute he's whiny and sobby. I don't know what to do. If this is a preview of the teen years then I may have to look into moving out for a while. I don't think both of us will survive this! :eek:
Well I'm getting into the terrible 2's with mine. :(
Every evening seems to be a battle. He won't eat most of the time and then there are the days where all he wants is applesauce. So of course I'm a mommy so I worry he's not getting enough.
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