Yup, gas is nuts, I think a horse and buggy would be cheaper. But, cleaning up horse poo, hmmmm, can you hire someone to do that? ;)
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Yup, gas is nuts, I think a horse and buggy would be cheaper. But, cleaning up horse poo, hmmmm, can you hire someone to do that? ;)
Can hire anyone for anything MY Queen... if you pay them of course... ;) :rolleyes: :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Who wants the job of horse poo picker upper? I'm paying in rubels and a roast duck. I hear she's quite plump, should be ready to cook any day now. :)
Gas...
This is why people are now hypermiling it.
The Duck's got a headache... is that catchy? Maybe we consider poached duck eggs...
Night...
Stop using big words Sneezy, Alty's to tired to Google. Hypermiling?
Hypermiling, meaning pumping gas and taking off without paying??
Here in Ontario a Veteran cop actually did that.. Imagine a cop stealing gas, wow.
She stopped laying eggs. No duck eggs for us, not unless we find another duck. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Night Sweet Stringer, dream happy dreams, frolicking in the forest, watching the nude bathers in the pond, wait, the duck's there, GET HER! :)
Sneezy, Starby sent the email, did you get it?
Hypermiling: "Fuel economy-maximizing behaviors", another useful meaning.
Stringer, couldn't go to bed and leave that one hanging Sneeze..
Marta's calling... she knows of my dreams, she is in them... and I'm still using the Chantix... dreamy, very detailed dreams...
Will you dream of naked ducks in the pond Stringer? Now that I suggested it. :);)
Alty: got her e-mail, currently writing her back.
Hypermiling is pretty crazy right now. People shut off their engines while turning curbs, going down hills... people don't brake when they're taking a turn... it gets a bit extreme... as people turn off their engine when they hit 80 mph on the highway and cruise until it drops down to about 65 mph, then kick it into gear again...
Wow, does that actually work? I think a horse is safer. :)
No, I don't think so Alty. Somehow a naked plucked duck with goose bumps all over its skin doesn't do anything for me... just call me strange I guess...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Just wrote her back. Tell her to feel free to ask me any questions she might have.
I will Sir Sneezy. :)
Stringer, here's something else for you to dream about;
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Where did you find that pic of Marta??Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Marta, woo hoo, you da bomb. Stringer, you are a lucky man, go to bed with your wife, why are talking to us? ;);):)
Later sweets, seriously, if she looks like that, you better get to bed before Sneezy beats you to it. :)
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Originally Posted by Stringer
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
Ha ha, love Sneezy... but honestly.. he couldn't touch that, trust me. And if you are wondering... yes she is 20 some years younger than I am... And she is happy and content.. in all areas.
Night... nothing personal Sneezy.
Haha, no offense taken stringer.
Gnite bud
G-nite... yes off to create more dreams (now you know why) Miss Queen Alty:D :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Alty: how's our duck doing?
She's puffy, and plump, has ringing in her ears, but, she's laughing.
She says thanks Dr. Sneezy, and she will do as ordered. She sent me the email so I could advise, so, I now have your number. Muwahahahahaha. No worries. :)
Stringer, really, you are a lucky man to have a women like Marta. But, I have to say, she's just as lucky to have a man like you. :)
OK ladies and gents.
3am. Time for me to hit the hay. Gnite everyone!
Alty: please let starbs know that she's free to call me at any given time throughout the night.
... oh, and you can call me as well ;)
I have your number as well. MUAHAHAHAH
You do? How'd you get it? Sneezy, you can call me anytime as well, I'd love to talk to you. Be forewarned, I have a deep voice. ;)
I should go too, hubby just got home, going to kick his butt in darts. :)
Hi All! Night sneezy and Stringer! How are you alty?
Hi Folks!
Hey, hi CM! How are you going?
Good, decided to stay up late, cause I don't have to work until 2 tomorrow. How are you?
Fine thanks! I'll have to go soon.
Yup, today is Saturday and few are the people working on that day. So I guess that you don't.
I don't work until 2pm.
Ah OK. So, you form part of the few people working during weekends!
LOL, you certainly ARE NOT from America!! I would say a good 70% (if not more) work weekends here. The whole country can't shut down on weekends! I have three jobs, I work ALL THE TIME! Tomorrow is technically my day off since I only work one job, and four hours at that!
Thank you very much Alty, possibly she is but that's not how I see it. I feel that I won the lottery in love.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
She is just so special though, aside from being a knock out, she is just this loving, caring, appreciative person. She never lets a moment go by to show me; holding hands, smiling, squeezing me...
A funny story; A week or so ago we were having dinner at a nice restaurant, during the dinner a waitress keep getting friendlier and more attentive than Marta liked and she kept staring at me, which made Marta (and Me) a little uncomfortable. Every time she came to the table she ignored Marta and was now openly attempting to flirt with me. Marta was fuming at her lack of class. But I knew Marta and I knew this girl was going to get it... I just didn't know what or how she would do it.
Marta asked her to see "her pretty ring", she took her hand and put it in her mashed potatoes and held it there while she stared in her eyes and said: "This is my husband, he's mine, apparently you are manless, and understand nothing about class. Because your lame attempt to grab mine shows me that you are a gutter dweller." "And when you have a wedding ring like mine you may stop swinging that a** around under every mans' nose."
Like the waitress, I sat there with my jaw open. And that is kind of funny also because after the waitress scurried away Marta reached over and gently lifted my chin to close my mouth... Gotta love a woman that won't take any cr*p.
Sorry to go on so much... just continually amazed by how fortunate I am.
I won't go on more now but there are some more stories that are pretty good too. Some that are things I have to sometimes deal with from over sexed guys... I know, you may wonder... but they are out there... hahaha... She draws a lot of attention.:eek:
Stringer
Ha you lucky Stringer, having someone like Marta!
Ok, I understand for the majority of people working on weekends. But you say you have three jobs! And you can keep up with all the three at a time! Wow, gosh!Quote:
LOL, you certainly ARE NOT from America!! I would say a good 70% (if not more) work weekends here. The whole country can't shut down on weekends! I have three jobs, I work ALL THE TIME! Tomorrow is technically my day off since I only work one job, and four hours at that!
Thank you Unky... I don't gamble much.. but I drew the winning number with her...
Hey Stringer, you got your piece of pork? Well, I made it yesterday and I stored it in the fridge. Just need a few minutes in the oven and it'll be ready.
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Hey there Stringer! That story you shared earlier about Marta was just priceless! I loved it. Warmed my heart! LOL You always talk so respectful of her and of your love for her. That seems a little rare these days and it is so refreshing. You are both blessed to have each other. I think you both drew the winner number! Love you and Marta too! It is nice to see so much passion between married people. That is how it should be. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
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