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  • Jul 2, 2008, 11:47 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    ::looks around::

    ... are you watching me?

    I... JUST got an venti americano with a shot.

    ... where are you?
  • Jul 2, 2008, 11:49 AM
    HistorianChick
    Seriously?? That's my favorite drink... I only recommend the best!

    Don't I wish I was right around the corner! Course, that would put you on the beach, soaking up the rays... :)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 11:50 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Man, I kind of really want to go to the beach now...

    Spirit airlines is having a sale... $1.11 each way from atl to fort lauderdale. Shall I pull the trigger?
  • Jul 2, 2008, 11:51 AM
    HistorianChick
    $1.11?? Are you joking? That's awesome! DO IT! :)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 11:51 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yes, but where will I stay?

    ::suggestively nudges::
  • Jul 2, 2008, 11:56 AM
    HistorianChick
    LOL! I'm a tad of a ways from Ft. Laud...

    Although... I've always been fond of tents... wonder what a tent on the beach would be like?
  • Jul 2, 2008, 01:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    alty:

    ...that's amazing! My friends, to this day, STILL ask me questions about things like that.

    You got a bright bright girl...and from the looks of that picture, a heartbreaker as well...

    time for that cabin in the woods soon.

    Ya, she's pretty smart, actually scary smart. She started reading when she was around 2, and her memory, well, it's amazing. Along with intelligence come problems, when you're five, and you do have some sense, you feel you can do anything, but hey, Mommy still realizes that you are five, and not ready to do anything. I don't want to hold her back, I don't want to push her forward, but it's hard to keep her in the middle. I just want her to be a kid right now, and she is, but there are times that I look into her 5 year old eyes and see an adult staring back at me. It's humbling. ;)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 01:48 PM
    starbuck8
    Go Sneezy... Go Sneezy... do it... do it... do it!

    $1.11 Whaaaaaaatttt??
  • Jul 2, 2008, 01:49 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    What am I doing? Am I flying to ft. laud or am I pushing the kid into the street? Which one starbs??
  • Jul 2, 2008, 01:51 PM
    HistorianChick
    LOL!.

    Again, I pose the question...

    Which one would make you feel better in the morning?? :)

    (Hi starby!)

    I'm out of here, y'all. Talk tomorrow!

    JR Kisses for all!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 01:52 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Bye HC!

    Spirit Airlines - cheap tickets, cheap flights, discount airfare, cheap hotels, cheap car rentals, cheap travel for those of you traveling within the US sometime in the next couple of weeks.
  • Jul 2, 2008, 01:56 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hm. It's 5pm here... but I'm incredibly bored and I am at a writer's wall.. . shall I nap?
  • Jul 2, 2008, 01:58 PM
    starbuck8
    Zzzzzzzzzzz... You might wake up with a clearer head! ;)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 02:12 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    Bye HC!

    Spirit Airlines - cheap tickets, cheap flights, discount airfare, cheap hotels, cheap car rentals, cheap travel for those of you traveling within the US sometime in the next couple of weeks.

    Sneezy? Where did you go to find that link? My sister wants to know. She said she went to Spirit.com or whatever... but all she got was the $9 fare club. Where did you find it? She is getting married, and that would be great for their honeymoon!

    EDIT: She found it Sneezy!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 02:15 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Sweet. :)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 02:16 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hm. I'm feeling quite useless today. Want to play a game starb?
  • Jul 2, 2008, 02:32 PM
    starbuck8
    What game do you want to play Sir Sneeze?
  • Jul 2, 2008, 02:37 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Ionno. But from the looks of it, you're gone!

    ... YOU'RE GONE!!

    Hm. I think I'm going to go... do... something.
  • Jul 2, 2008, 02:38 PM
    starbuck8
    I'm not gone... I'm hiding! LOL!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 03:14 PM
    Stringer
    How about some inspiration?

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  • Jul 2, 2008, 03:41 PM
    starbuck8
    Some interesting quotes Stringer! A good read!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 03:48 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Some interesting quotes Stringer! A good read!

    Welcome..

    I figured from what I have been reading here... lately in our Castle of Doom... I could bring some sunshine. (Then again maybe just opening up one of these dirty, dusting 'ol curtains would be... ):rolleyes:
  • Jul 2, 2008, 04:00 PM
    starbuck8
    I think everyone has been swimming in the moat Stringy! We've been missing some people! Could it be that the CROCODILES have gotten them? They should know they can't escape! Mwaahahaha!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 04:15 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8

    You know I'm just havin fun with you right M?...aka...Duckman, Batman, Francine, Franny, Franny Pants, Fran Man,...more to follow!! ;) :D

    LOL... of course I do Bucky Beaver :)

    HHmmmm... I'm going to regret that I think!!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 04:37 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    M............aaaaaaaaaah M, I have always held you and your intellect in the highest esteem my very good friend.....please let us not lower the bar, I can see another of my "idols" may have clay feet? Naw, just a caught up in the moment...right?

    Stringer
    Works for me :)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 05:18 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Stringer
    works for me :)

    I figured M... we need to support each other or we are fodder... :rolleyes:
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:26 PM
    Alty
    Or crocodile food. ;)

    How is everyone?

    P.S. I'm hiding. ;)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:40 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    HELLOOOOO alty!

    I'm good. A new and exciting (by this I mean extremely boring) change in my life... apparently I'm not eating enough. :( so... I made myself go out and eat a monster burger. Sucker made me feel a bit queasy...

    Now I'm at DD "writing"
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:43 PM
    Alty
    I'm a DD, oh, wait, you didn't mean that. ;)

    A big juicy burger, mmmmm, I had pizza. I guess eating healthy will have to wait until tomorrow.

    You better start eating properly young man, don't make Aunty Alty come to Atl and force feed you cheesecake and chocolate. I will, you know I will. ;)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:47 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I'd like to see you come try! Heh.

    Mmm watcha doin>
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:50 PM
    Alty
    Why I'm talking to you dear Sneezy. ;)

    The kids are outside, water fight. I would go play, but they kicked my butt yesterday, they won hands down, I still haven't recovered. Of course they cheated, two against one, not fair. ;)

    I will come force feed you if I have to. I'll bring the kids, and their water guns, now eat! :)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:52 PM
    starbuck8
    ::tip toes in quietly:: BOOOOOO!!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:53 PM
    Alty
    Ahhh, sneaky invisible Starby, you think you're sooooo sneaky. Well I too have cloaking powers, yup I do. Can you see me, I'm hiding. ;):)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:55 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    You guys are ridiculous. And I JUST ATE!! I'm feeling QUITE uncomfortable by how much I just ate. Can't sit properly.
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:56 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    LOL..............of course I do Bucky Beaver :)

    HHmmmm.............I'm gonna regret that I think !!!

    I think I'll shorten Duckman, and just call you Bill! LOL! Naw, that's boring. I will combine Batman and Duckman, and call you Dat Man! Heehee!. to be continued!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    That man? Wouldn't you rather just be called buckman instead?

    By the way, I still have no idea where this originated from...
  • Jul 2, 2008, 07:58 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy sweetie, you have to find a happy medium, just enough food. ;)

    You said you haven't been eating properly, and then you eat a big greasy burger, your body just isn't accustomed to it, and it's fighting back. Okay, why am I telling you this, you already know this. Mommy Alty's work is never done, I need to get out of Mommy mode, get to whipgirl mode. :)
  • Jul 2, 2008, 08:00 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    You know, that's really bizarre... I kind of like the mommy alty.

    I think sometime during the day, as I was feeling lazy, I thought... "I miss the way mom used to make snacks for me..."
  • Jul 2, 2008, 08:03 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    dat man? wouldn't you rather just be called buckman instead?

    btw, I still have no idea where this originated from...

    Hahaha! Buckman! I believe this is all Joe's fault, lol. It started with Francine, and then apparently, totally out of character for me ;), I started giving new names to everyone! You wait Sir Sneeze, you may have a new one soon too! Bawhahaha!
  • Jul 2, 2008, 08:06 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    dat man? wouldn't you rather just be called buckman instead?

    btw, I still have no idea where this originated from...


    It's hard to explain, it's almost impossible, I was there, actually kind of started it, and I'm still confused.

    It all started on a hot Canada day, July 1, when an innocent young lady named Starty, decided to wish a happy Canada day to all her Canadian friends. Now, the Canadians are a weird breed, they call themselves "canucks" yup, they surely do eh. ;)

    Well, the sweet young Miss Starty decided that she would us the Canadian vernacular, but instead of Canucks, she said Canducks. A fatal error.

    Little Starby Duck said "I'm a duck?" In that cute little innocent duck like way that she does.

    Well, Evil Alty, hungry, ravenous really, and looking for a meal, realized that there was a perfectly good duck in the castle, and that she hadn't had roast duck in quite some time.

    Alty brewed a "bath" and invited little Starby duck to sit back and relax, enjoy the bubbles. Alty cut up some potatoes and waited.

    Sadly, Starby duck had other plans, and Evil Alty has been chasing her ever since.

    So Sir Sneezy, do you like duck? Shall we join forces. I'll cook. :D

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