Hi everyone. I am off work this week until I get my background check/drug testing complete.. which is hogwash as I'll be "hired" and then I'll quit within 5 minuets of each other...

And seeing as my apartment complex hasn't "built in" their capabilities for cable/internet... I'm network-challenged unless I make my trek to a local DD.

How's everyone doing?

Good, good.

The Aug/Sept issue of my magazine is in design, just finished writing/proposing the Oct/Nov, initiated the basic December post card, and am beginning on Jan/Feb '09. I may be leaving, but I'm not leaving them hanging! :) Post publication after leaving... now that's cool!

Maybe I'm a moron...

But I have been laughing at this for a while...

YouTube - Arnolds Pizza Shop

I don't know why, but its so stupid its funny...

Hey all.

M, as promised a long time ago, an updated photo of me. I had to take it myself so it's really bad as I couldn't focus or anything, seeing as I wasn't behind the camera to take the picture. So, rough pic, but it is me. :)

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Just be grateful I'm clothed. :) Oh, nice bye bye arms huh? Sorry, I don't wear makeup unless going out for a special evening, so, sans makeup but clothed. :):);):)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hey all.

M, as promised a long time ago, an updated photo of me. I had to take it myself so it's really bad as I couldn't focus or anything, seeing as I wasn't behind the camera to take the picture. So, rough pic, but it is me. :)

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Just be grateful I'm clothed. :) Oh, nice bye bye arms huh? Sorry, I don't wear makeup unless going out for a special evening, so, sans makeup but clothed. :):);):)

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Is this pic ONLY for M? Cause I happened to think it is great Alty.. But it is only for HIM, that is: H... "M MMMMmmmmmm."

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hey all.

M, as promised a long time ago, an updated photo of me. I had to take it myself so it's really bad as I couldn't focus or anything, seeing as I wasn't behind the camera to take the picture. So, rough pic, but it is me. :)

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Just be grateful I'm clothed. :) Oh, nice bye bye arms huh? Sorry, I don't wear makeup unless going out for a special evening, so, sans makeup but clothed. :)

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Alty
You look just as stunning without your whip :)

Love the photo!!

Stringer and M, thanks, that's sweet. Personally I look at it and think, jeesh where did the years go? What happened to the svelt Alty? Oh you, two kids, that's what it was. ;)

And of course it's for everyone Stringer, it's just that M is the one that I promised, so, well, that's why I wrote what I did. Muwah, that's a kiss for you Stringer. :)

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Muwah, that's a kiss for you Stringer. :)

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Where's mine :(

Aunty alty.

Absolutely gorgeous, that picture. Wow.. . I thought you said you were over 30?

... I would have guessed 26 - 27 with that picture. Beautiful.

Sneezy sweetie, thank you. Now, what do you want and how much is it going to cost? ;)

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Where's mine :(

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Here you go M, big one for you;

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Got to run for a bit, probably be back in around 2 hours. Going to take the kids to the park for a bit, get them bedded down and then call back my friend in California.

Be good, Sneezy, do you want control of the whip while I'm gone? ;)

Anyone here? My phone call was cut short. HELLO!! :)

Helllooooo! Nice pic by the way! You hot mama you! ;)

You're just saying that so I won't whip you. ;)

Thanks Starby, like I told you before, I don't photograph well, I look at that picture and it doesn't look likte the same girl that I see in the mirror. Oh well, we all get older right? Sigh, I want to be young again. Wait, no, young wasn't good, stupid decisions, stupid acts, nope, I'll stay 37, I've actually learned something. :)

Whip me :) LOL

Bend over M. :);)

LOL! Well I'd like to think I've learned something... hmmmm... somedays I'm not so sure, haha!

Did I see whip girl flirting with my man again? (just kidding M) Baaaddd whip girl!

Your man, want to fight over him Starby? Wait, I'm married, darnit, foiled again. ;)

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Not quite what I meant, but okay. ;)

Exactly what year did you dig up that pic from M? LOL

Uhhmmm... not sure :)

But at least I can attach pics :D

Oh man, I'm soooo tired! I've got a chicken in the oven that isn't even half done though, and I'm starved! Keep me awake kids! ;)

M!. don't make me come over there! :p:p:p

Ooooh, thems fighting words. Put your dukes up Starby. ;):)

Does this mean I have to teach Starby how to post a picture? Eek, I just ran out of tylenol. ;);)

Evening all!

:p pppffffhhhbbbtttt! I have a full bottle! HA HA HA!

Hi Biggie... don't you even TRY sticking up for Auntie Alty and her whip friend Franny Pants!

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Oh man, I'm soooo tired!! I've got a chicken in the oven that isn't even half done though, and I'm starved!! Keep me awake kids!! ;)

M!!!...don't make me come over there!! :p:p:p

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Does it look anything like this starby... :p :p

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Hi biggie

Now, now Starby, you know I've got your back, but someone's got to help poor M.

Hey Biggie. How are you tonight?

I'm neutral starby, calm down. I don't even want to read back, that way I can't get involved lol

Eeeek, scary chicken M, scary chicken. I am officially a vegetarian. Mmmm, steak. ;)

I'm doing all right, late night for me. Played volleyball for a few hours, then had to go to the gym :( Didn't get back home till 11:00 and I need to shower still...

Peeew, you sure do Biggie. ;)

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Does it look anything like this starby..................:p :p

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Hi biggie

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Oh thanks! I didn't eat chicken for almost a yr after seeing a humane society video, about KFC and what they do with Chickens.

Whip girl? Gimme that whip! I'm heading to OZ!

No plane fare needed! I'll jump in Kevin's slimy pouch if I have to, and hide from the UPS guy!

Lmao...

Watch it Alty,

That's not me your smellin... check those m&ms :)

Okay Starby, but it better not come back with frayed ends, M already wrecked one of my whips. Take care of it, or I'll hunt you down. ;)

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Watch it Alty,

Thats not me your smellin.... check those m&ms :)

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Dangit, not again, I just got the stain out of my pants from last time. Stinky bunny butts. ;)

I can't guarantee the frayed ends Alty! It all depends on how stubborn Franny Pants wants to be! Can I have the BIG whip! That'll show him not to mess with... Suuupeeerrrr Staaaarrrrbbbyyy! :D

Oh, the big whip, it's my favorite, how long will you be gone? I don't know if I can live without it. I'll get back to you on that one. How about this whip;

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Peeerrrfect! Mwaahahahaha! Watch out Franny, I'm a girl on a mission!