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  • Feb 21, 2008, 10:18 PM
    Greg Quinn
    I know, we just don't know what we have till its gone. LOL
  • Feb 21, 2008, 10:20 PM
    startover22
    That's for farkin sure... It has been days, I have taken to CD's and it just isn't cutting it...
  • Feb 21, 2008, 10:22 PM
    startover22
    Night Mr. Quinn! Have a good one racing to the answers with Magatory! LOL

    EDIT::::::::
    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...ed-123787.html
    You should really find your calling Mr. Quinn, this is a great way to start! LMAO! Go Quinn Go!
  • Feb 21, 2008, 10:25 PM
    Greg Quinn
    I'm in a losing battle I could never win. He's always there, speed typing! I'm giving up, and I'm now going to bed. Good night to you! You know, you are my oldest friend on here. Our anniversary is in May, we can celebrate our friendship by eating spam all day!
  • Feb 21, 2008, 10:27 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Greg Quinn
    I'm in a losing battle I could never win. He's always there, speed typing! I'm giving up, and I'm now going to bed. Good night to you! You know, you are my oldest friend on here. Our anniversary is in May, we can celebrate our friendship by eating spam all day!!

    LOL, I will not eat SPAM, but I will bake a cake, take a pic, and post it! LOL You are a crazy crazy man!;)
  • Feb 21, 2008, 10:28 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    LOL...ya right, haven't you heard that a mans point of view on measurements are not the right point of view?? LOL
    Measurments...gosh

    Not really, folded in half is 12 inches. Folded in quarters its 6. Easy.
  • Feb 21, 2008, 11:02 PM
    magprob
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    I'd like everyone to met Franken-fish. The only freshwater fish in the world that catches you.


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  • Feb 21, 2008, 11:53 PM
    Chery
    Hey Mag.. guess who I saw in an old movie the other night...

    Charlton Heston in Soilent Green. My favorite sceen this time was when Solomon was in the chamber watching the wildlife, babbling brook, and flowers. I would have had a different choice in music, but otherwise would be better than what they have to offer by strict laws now. And, to tell the truth, if I had the choice to feed needy people instead of bugs - you know what I'd pick. Since I don't get my pick - my ashes go to Las Vegas!

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  • Feb 21, 2008, 11:53 PM
    magprob
    Where in Vegas will your ashes be spread? Ceasars Palace in the fountain would be cool. Or thrown off that crazy roller coaster from the building top would be fun. I think I'll have mine mixed in the gravy on the buffet at the Bellagio.
  • Feb 21, 2008, 11:59 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Franken-fish?

    Poor thing. Looks like his evolutionary process was mucked up by toxic waste.

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  • Feb 22, 2008, 12:22 AM
    magprob
    The way I smoke, I'm not far behind you dear. I grew up in San Diego, at the very best time. I had the beach pretty much to myself. I would go diving and bring home lobster, octopuss, and assorted fish. Surfing at 6AM on glass. The water was still clean. The air was still fresh. You know, that sweet salty smell of a pristne ocean. The last time I was there visiting family, I went down to my favorite beach. It smelled like dead clams rotting in a bucket . There were 50 buzillion people and broken beer bottles along the side walk. I had to park 1 mile away. There were gangsters, wanksters, pranksters, fruit pickers, picknickers, lollypop lickers and Google eyed wienie roasters. It is gone. That's why I live in Idaho. Because the cold weather kills their spawn before they hatch. I can see for miles and miles without another soul looking back but I still miss the ocean. That's the only thing I miss. Passing on is not my worst fear at this point. I figure that the next world is bigger and better than this limited plane of existence.
    I will create my own private Idaho with a really nice white sand beach. Palm trees and a rock jetty to fish from. It will look a lot like Ocean Beach in San Diego back in the 60's, complete with a perfect replica of Hodad's Hotdog Stand. I'll have a Gordon & Smith tug boat sized surf board stuck in the sand while eating hot dogs and beer, waiting for the last storm off Mexico to blow me a perfect set.
    You just can't do that here anymore. My knees hurt too bad to get up fast anyway.
  • Feb 22, 2008, 12:38 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    The way I smoke, I'm not far behind you dear. I grew up in San Diego, at the very best time. I had the beach pretty much to myself. I would go diving and bring home lobster, octopuss, and assorted fish. Surfing at 6AM on glass. The water was still clean. The air was still fresh. You know, that sweet salty smell of a pristne ocean. The last time I was there visiting family, I went down to my favorite beach. It smelled like dead clams rotting in a bucket . There were 50 buzillion poeple and broken beer bottles along the side walk. I had to park 1 mile away. There were gangsters, wanksters, pranksters, fruit pickers, picknickers, lollypop lickers and google eyed wienie roasters. It is gone. That's why I live in Idaho. Because the cold weather kills their spawn before they hatch. I can see for miles and miles without another soul looking back but I still miss the ocean. That's the only thing I miss. Passing on is not my worst fear at this point. I figure that the next world is bigger and better than this limited plane of existance.
    I will create my own private Idaho with a really nice white sand beach. Palm trees and a rock jetty to fish from. It will look a lot like Ocean Beach in San Diego back in the 60's, complete with a perfect replica of Hodad's Hotdog Stand. I'll have a Gordon & Smith tug boat sized surf board stuck in the sand while eating hot dogs and beer, waiting for the last storm off Mexico to blow me a perfect set.
    You just can't do that here anymore. My knees hurt too bad to get up fast anyway.

    I too miss the beaches, my first was Point Pleasant in the 50's, then Savannah, Virginia, Med, Agean, back to Atlantic, and then Seal and Huntington. I'm sure they are not what they were before but I still miss the sound of the waves, the former fresh salty air, sunsets - all of it - to include the moolight walks without the masses and trash.. So, once you have your private beach, please mind-mail me an invite, please!!

    Love, Cher

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  • Feb 22, 2008, 12:55 AM
    magprob
    I want you to mind mail me when after you have blasted off and get settled. When my Mom moved on, I was in the bathroom of the hospital and I began to cry. Suddenly, she started telling me not to take it bad because she was finally OK. No more suffering.
    I stopped sobbing and called out to her. I asked her to let me see her but she just chuckled that little chuckle and that was it. I know it was her. Her voice sounded as if it were far away but telepathic. I had one more expariance of her a few years later.
    I know a couple of times in my life I have had experiances with either Angels or someone from the other side. Nothing else can explain what happened. I know the "other side" is actually right here and now. Kind of like a radio. When a radio is on one station, you can't hear the other stations. If you learn to "turn the dial" in your mind, then you can. It is much more simple than most believe. The most important things are the most simple things.
  • Feb 22, 2008, 01:23 AM
    Chery
    I truly believe that your Mom and I are going to get along fine because we love our children beyond the flesh and always will.

    My aunt and I have that communication - she saved me many times and I can't wait to see her again.

    And your're right, it is that simple, just stay tuned on the right frequency and we'll be there. Not always when you 'want' but always when we feel you 'need' us.
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  • Feb 22, 2008, 09:24 AM
    startover22
    Franken-Fish puts a smile on my face today!
    I think we out of have a Franken-Fish holiday... Feb 22nd... LOL
    I know what you mean about change, I am definitely old enough to remember clean air and sweet streams, and lakes in Alaska, lot's has changed, and in my point of veiw, not for the better. I loved it when I was a kid... fishing on the Kenai, or just going to Big Lake to stay at a friends cottage, swimming off the dock.. (till the plants touched my feet and I was so freaked out I had to never go in again)... now it is just Jet Skiis, boats (big flashy ones) and lot's a bars, it was so sweet when I was young! I have only lived in Oregon for 6 years, so I suppose I can't say much except that there are still the most beautiful sights I have ever seen, huge clear waterfalls, sweet little streams, the rivers are great and powerful! The trees are high (the ones that are left) I suppose that is how our story is going to go though! Hugs!
  • Feb 22, 2008, 07:14 PM
    magprob
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    Another Alien Hybrid aborted. That is starting to happen a lot more.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1203732810
  • Feb 22, 2008, 07:26 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Another Alien Hybrid aborted. That is starting to happen a lot more.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1203732810

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    Oh, those are really common here in Canada, if they bug you just turn on some Michael Jackson and open some wine. They hate inbreeding so they usually run away, tell me how it works out.
  • Feb 22, 2008, 10:01 PM
    magprob
    Actually, this one aborted while the mother was listening to Slim Whitman.

    YouTube - Slim Whitman indian love call
  • Feb 22, 2008, 10:13 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Lol
  • Feb 22, 2008, 11:25 PM
    startover22
    Have a great night guys,I will go off and dream of aliens and indian calls now... LOL... mag... lol
  • Feb 23, 2008, 02:05 AM
    Greg Quinn
    Good Night.
  • Feb 23, 2008, 02:17 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Another Alien Hybrid aborted. That is starting to happen a lot more.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1203732810

    That looks real to me! I'm heading for the high hills! :eek:
  • Feb 23, 2008, 02:27 AM
    Greg Quinn
    I stared at it for a while, I started to feel sorry for the little fella. Honestly Clough, I'm sorry for your loss!
    LOL Damn... Where are my smilies?
  • Feb 23, 2008, 02:40 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Greg Quinn
    I stared at it for a while, I started to feel sorry for the little fella. Honestly Clough, I'm sorry for your loss!
    LOL Damn... Where are my smilies?

    Maybe there right here! :p ;) :D :) :cool: :eek:
  • Feb 26, 2008, 10:08 AM
    magprob
    U.S. producer prices soared in January
    New data show prices rising at fastest pace in over 16 years

    updated 21 minutes ago
    WASHINGTON - Battered by bad economic news, consumer confidence plunged while wholesale food, energy and medicine costs soared, pushing inflation up at the fastest pace in a quarter century.

    The Labor Department said Tuesday that wholesale inflation jumped by 1 percent in January, more than double the increase that analysts had been expecting.

    Meanwhile, the New York-based Conference Board reported that its confidence index fell to 75.0 in February, down from a revised January reading of 87.3. The drop was far below the 83 reading that analysts had forecast and put the index at its lowest level since February 2003, a period that reflected anxiety in the lead up to the Iraq war.


    OK, let's get this straight. When they say, "wholesale food, energy and medicine costs soared, pushing inflation up at the fastest pace in a quarter century" they are trying to confuse, just as they have for years. The printing of trillions of dollars from thin air has caused the price of everything we need to live to sky rocket. A humongus government that slings money like it ownes it is part of the problem. A federal reserve that loves to collect the interest from money it creates from nothing is the worst part of the problem.

    What does this mean? And I quote: Meanwhile, the New York-based Conference Board reported that its confidence index fell to 75.0 in February, down from a revised January reading of 87.3.
    Just more rubbish I say. The 75.0 really means the true inflation rate of last month and the 87.3 really means the true inflation rate of this month.

    Let me make a prediction here and now. One I so help me GOD hope does not come to pass.
    Prediction:
    The American economy is going to collapse through their manipulation some time before the next elections. The Bush regime will enact a Fema disaster and Marshal Law. The elections will be postponed and G.W. Bush will become Supreme Dictator. Supreme Dictator only until a new economic plan can be created and put into place.
    Maybe a cashless society with RFID chips taking its place? Because, due to the terrorist counterfiting dollars and we naughty people not paying our taxes as we should, the only way to protect the federal reserves beloved interest will be through completely computerized means. Satellite tracking.
  • Feb 26, 2008, 10:34 PM
    magprob
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    1963 Shell Pink Fender Stratocaster. What I wouldn't give to wrap my arms around her curvey body and stroke her tender neck with my fingers. It gives me goosebumps.

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  • Feb 26, 2008, 10:45 PM
    magprob
    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

    The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

    You got male.
  • Feb 26, 2008, 11:18 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

    The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

    You got male.

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    Cute.
  • Feb 27, 2008, 12:17 PM
    Chery
    OH Magprob, that was absolutely prescious!!

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    Hear me talk!
  • Feb 27, 2008, 10:20 PM
    startover22
    I just really want the weekend to come!

    EDIT::::
    Someone please tell me to turn off American Idol, it is really really really bad... LMAO
    AND, I am really annoyed, some girl tried to sing an Olivia Newton John, how could she?
  • Feb 27, 2008, 10:41 PM
    magprob
    If you watch that crap then you deserve degenerative brain disease.
  • Feb 27, 2008, 10:44 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    If you watch that crap then you deserve degenerative brain disease.

    I am held by three other family members and I want to turn the dial every time... so gosh!
    But I do agree, I suppose I could isolate myself from the rest of them and be by myself, but they would just come a knocking though, so that is WHY I need the damn weekend, really, I want it bad! Why, what are you watching? LOL :rolleyes:
  • Feb 28, 2008, 12:20 AM
    Greg Quinn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I just really want the weekend to come!!

    EDIT::::
    Someone please tell me to turn off American Idol, it is really really really bad...LMAO
    AND, I am really annoyed, some girl tried to sing an Olivia Newton John, how could she??

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    Your waiting for the weekend? I'm looking forward to next Monday! Start of a whole new awesome work week!!
  • Feb 28, 2008, 09:00 AM
    startover22
    Mr.Quinn, do you eat Peanuts and drink beer for a living then?. LOL:)
  • Feb 28, 2008, 09:16 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Greg Quinn
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    Your waiting for the weekend? I'm looking forward to next Monday! Start of a whole new awesome work week!!!

    Work? What's that? Oh, now I remember, it used to be something I had fun doing - now I just sleep around with my four-legged man, play on my diverse 'puters' and watch a lot of TV.

    Start my love, they have shows like that here in Europe too, and I never ever watch them. If you like laughs though, may I recommend finding videos of Brit shows like 'Red Dwarf', Absolutely Fabulous, now they make you LYAO!

    How is everyone doing today?
  • Feb 28, 2008, 10:08 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    Mr.Quinn, do you eat Peanuts and drink beer for a living then?....LOL:)

    Where do I sign up for that?
  • Feb 28, 2008, 10:13 PM
    startover22
    I know... Mag, me too... except I may need to transfer the beers to you all, the peanuts fill me up, especially if they are candy coated, or salted, chocolate covered, caremalized... well you get the pic!:)
  • Feb 28, 2008, 10:25 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I know...Mag, me too...except I may need to transfer the beers to you all, the peanuts fill me up, especially if they are candy coated, or salted, chocolate covered, caremalized....well you get the pic!:)

    And, they probably give you the farts! :D
  • Feb 29, 2008, 12:05 AM
    Greg Quinn
    I'm good Chery, I would love to eat beer nuts for a living and drink beer. Kokanee, Budweiser and Canadian.mmmmmm tonights Friday, that's what I'll do when I get home. I have to remember to log off here when I'm gone. People are going to think I'm either on here too much but never post, or I'm ignoring them. Good night ladies and Gent!
  • Feb 29, 2008, 07:40 AM
    Chery
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    Night,night Greg..

    Hello all, how are you doing? Hope you all have a wonderful Weekend and a

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    Going to take a nap with my four-legged man and tomorrow I get to see my other favorite little man - he's a super-flirt.

    Hey Mag.. thought I'd include something nicer than politics and finances on here, hope it's OK with you...

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