Damn... I have to go to sleep now... and you are about to reveal the age old secret... NOW Alty, NOW...

Go ahead... I can read it in the morning... K? Please take your time, be accurate, be detailed, be HONEST...

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I was there, left for the same reason, stopped myself from posting, I'm so proud. ;)

I can't stand netspeak or chatspeak, I'm way to old to learn and have no desire anyway. I prefer real words, complete sentences, with punctuation. Call me old fashioned. ;)

Biggie, I could make you learn, and you don't have to read my mind. You do realize that I'm breaking the female code of honor by even offering to do this, right?

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Code of honour? You are going to break our code of honour?

Biggie don't read Alty's mind! You may be scarred for all eternity! ;)

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Damn...I have to go to sleep now...and you are about to reveal the age old secret...NOW Alty, NOW...

Go ahead...I can read it in the morning...K? Please take your time, be accurate, be detailed, be HONEST...

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We are going to talk in secret code String man! Mwaaahahahaha!

Stringer, I'll send you a PM. ;)

Biggie, what's it worth? ;)

Starby, I won't tell all, just enough to help Biggie out, after all, he's our boy, we have to help him.

Biggie, Starby is right, you don't want to attempt to read my mind, some scary stuff in there, stuff I don't even want to know. ;)

What's it worth?? Can't put a value on that sort of thing, its priceless :D

Okay, change of topic. Here's a link, read it, and then force me not to post, because I really want to and it isn't going to be good. Someone stop me!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-...es-224399.html

Sorry guys! Starby is in silly mode tonight! It's Saturday after all right? This is my... "forget about the crap from lastweek night" :D

*Music is turned up loud, beer 'a plenty, Starby smiling*

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Okay, change of topic. Here's a link, read it, and then force me not to post, because I really want to and it isn't going to be good. Someone stop me!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-...es-224399.html

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If that is serious, I feel bad for laughing... but sorry... That's hilarious

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Okay, change of topic. Here's a link, read it, and then force me not to post, because I really want to and it isn't going to be good. Someone stop me!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-...es-224399.html

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I'm sorry, but I am actually LMAO! Where is the Sex Ed in schools and at home nowadays!? Really!

It's funny and really sad all at the same time. Whatever happened to sex ed? Does this girl think her boyfriend has super sperm with super powers? Arghhhhhh, it's so frustrating. Really, I hope this girl isn't serious, and if she is, I hope she keeps her pants on. ;)

That's some damn powerful sperm!

Edit: We posted at the same time Alty. I sure hope she does keep her pants on!

I have the batman theme running through my head now!!

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA... SPERM MAN!

They should start handing out licenses to reproduce...

The human gene pool needs some SERIOUS help.

It's SUPER SPERM! Dum dum dum (that's the super sperm theme song, just in case you're wondering.) :)

If sperm could travel through clothes my early teens would have been hell. ;)

Mr Sperm packed his suitcase, put on his swim trunks, and off he went to Eggland!

It's nice and warm there I hear!

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They should start handing out licenses to reproduce....

The human gene pool needs some SERIOUS help.

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I sort of agree, but I'm really glad they don't, I love my kids, couldn't imagine life without them. Being facetious, just in case you didn't know. ;)

All right, I should head to bed. I'm a little sleepy and long day tomorrow :)

Good night all... Make good decisions :)

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Mr Sperm packed his suitcase, put on his swim trunks, and off he went to Eggland!!

It's nice and warm there I hear!

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But first he had to go through underwear, jeans, pants, another pair of underwear, up the vaginal cavity and then a long swim to Eggland, it's a wonder he made it. ;)

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Alright, I should head to bed. I'm a little sleepy and long day tomorrow :)

Good night all... Make good decisions :)

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I'll do my best Biggie. Hey, wait a minute, I'm supposed to say that to you, after all I'm the older one, you know, the mature adult type figure, you're a youngun. Ahem, go to bed young man! ;)

Goodnight Biggie. :)

Well YES!! But nobody can stop... S U P E R S P E R M!

... yes ma'am