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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_13.gifJanine... that was a good one!

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Originally Posted by magprob

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_219.gifWhat's the price of beans per pound?

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Originally Posted by magprob

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_30_126.gif As far as porn goes, that's the best I have ever seen!

LOL Chery, you crazy lady!

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Originally Posted by startover22

LOL Chery, you crazy lady!!

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LOL, I is a crazy lady right now!! Don't ask me why, but I is!!

I'm confused.

J--you still up at this hour? Naughty girl!

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I'm confused.

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That's OK, dear Being confused is a heck of a lot better than being bored!

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Originally Posted by J_9

Can you get pregnant with a dildo?

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Well I've been drinking (pinot grigio tnite) so I'm willing to try! Wheres the primer? Is it a 2 cycle?

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That's OK, dear Being confused is a heck of a lot better than being bored!

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Dear Lord, yes.

You've validated my existence.

Cheers!

Due to my extensive knowledge provided to me by both the State of South Dakota and California Sexual Education Courses, I am happy to inform all of you that it indeed is impossible to get pregnant off a didlo... unless you are in the Las Vegas city limits... because as well all know anything is possible in Sin city...

Wow... long time Wizz, hope you are well!
Good evening Mag... hope you get the privacy we all want you to have!

YouTube - High Rockabilly Pre-Party with Los Straitjackets

YouTube - Twist Party w/ Pontani Sisters, Straitjackets & KaiserGeorge

YOU so crazy

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Originally Posted by wizzkid89

Due to my extensive knowledge provided to me by both the State of South Dakota and California Sexual Education Courses, I am happy to inform all of you that it indeed is impossible to get pregnant off a didlo....unless you are in the Las Vegas city limits...because as well all know anything is possible in Sin city...

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Hey hon, missed you!
Got some of my education in 'Sin City' and to my knowledge, no reported dildo pregnancies yet, but as you said... 'anything is possible'.
Where have you been hanging out lately? Were those courses in California more like 'correspondence' or actually 'hands-on'?

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The Dow moved up 215 points today when all indications tell us it should drop into the dark abyss of hell itself. Video game companies saved the day.
Is this what it has come to? Is this what we have based our entire economy on? Video games? I don't want to arouse anyone's suspicions but, has this country turned into a mass society of vidiots?
People are losing their homes, cars, credit and their a$$e$ too so are they all still playing video games... like in an alley somewhere. What am I missing here? I really am confused.

And there's a score of harebrained children
They're all locked in the nursery
They got earphone heads they got dirty necks
They're so 21st century
Well they queue up for the bathroom
'Round about 7:35
Don'cha think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive?

You are right... MAG, dang you have gotten me to say that twice now.
Shame on you!

The only reason the finance companies don't repo all the cars in default in California is because they have no place to park them and the ex-owners haven't got their video games out of the trunk yet.

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Hey hon, missed ya!
Got some of my education in 'Sin City' and to my knowledge, no reported dildo pregnancies yet, but as you said...'anything is possible'.
Where have you been hanging out lately? Were those courses in California more like 'correspondence' or actually 'hands-on'?

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Haha nicely done. How should I put this. I am one of those people who truly believes practice makes perfect. As for everything else in life right now, I'm just chilling, it's getting kind of busy though since the holidays are coming up and all. How is everyone else doing?

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The only reason the finance companies don't repo all the cars in default in California is because they have no place to park them and the ex-owners haven't got thier video games out of the trunk yet.

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Hey hey hey video games is an American phenomenon, not just a California thing...