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  • May 6, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Plus that's just waste of a tasty treat. :mad:

    K, between just us girls...

    Tasty is not the word that comes to mind!
  • May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    :( What happened to my thread...

    P.S. What's a philly fake out?

    Sarah

    I will show you...
  • May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    This thread has taken a whole new shape.

    I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method

    LMAO! You boys have been reading the urban dictionary. :D
  • May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Romefalls19

    Ha, I've came between two girls before


    Sadly that is false
  • May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My neighbors kid once brought her vibrator downstairs and asked if he could take it to school for show and tell because it did neat stuff. :eek:

    Must have had beads.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    shazamataz
    What about an angry pirate penguin?

    Pull her undies down to her ankles.

    She bends down and does 'the deed'

    You shoot in her eye.

    She jumps up, covers one eye going arrrr arrrr and waddles off.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    K, between just us girls...

    Tasty is not the word that comes to mind!

    Yummy then?
  • May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Romefalls19
    I'm from jersey, Philly is our backyard so I know what the Philly fake out it, also known as "the Houdini"
  • May 6, 2009, 08:17 AM
    kctiger

    Close the eyes, hold out the tongue . Nuff said, and it is a treat for both!
  • May 6, 2009, 08:17 AM
    Alty

    You guys don't even need me around to be naughty, I've taught you all well. :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:18 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Yummy then?

    If need be, I will be the experiment if you want to find the true word for this male treat... once again, open wide.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:19 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I'm from jersey, Philly is our backyard so I know what the Philly fake out it, also known as "the Houdini"

    Then you must know what the Philadelphia creampie is. :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:20 AM
    Romefalls19

    Yes, and that is the only time I would ever condone violence
  • May 6, 2009, 08:20 AM
    mudweiser

    Sarah doesn't like facials.

    Enough said.

    Sarah
  • May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    shazamataz

    Sooooo subject change...




    Spits or swallows :p
  • May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Sarah doesn't like facials.

    Enough said.

    Sarah

    Not even at a spa? Sad. :(
  • May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Close the eyes, hold out the tongue . Nuff said, and it is a treat for both!

    I concurrrrr ;)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Just wait till kp gets here :p

    Oh I soooooooo don't think I'm gods gift to women... many more things id rather have massaged than my ego. Ill let the alpha males fight each other outside... ill just dance with their girls while they huff and puff.

    Then again, too many ladies have eventually tried to exchange me for something better... so maybe I'm the regifted gift? ;)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    sooooo subject change....




    spits or swallows :p

    Should I feign innocence, or is it too late?
  • May 6, 2009, 08:22 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Not even at a spa? Sad. :(

    O.k I meant semen facials... haha


    Shaz: both.


    SaRAHHH`
  • May 6, 2009, 08:22 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Sarah doesn't like facials.

    Enough said.

    Sarah

    I am not opposed to compromise.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:22 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    oh i soooooooo dont think im gods gift to women... many more things id rather have massaged than my ego. ill let the alpha males fight each other outside... ill just dance with their girls while they huff and puff.

    then again, too many ladies have eventually tried to exchange me for something better... so maybe im the regifted gift? ;)

    I'd never regift you KP, you're a keeper! :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:23 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    I am not opposed to compromise.

    ::scrambling::
  • May 6, 2009, 08:23 AM
    shazamataz

    Way too late Alty, you broke your halo last night :p

    And kp... yes, you are gods gift... gods gift to sexing it up
  • May 6, 2009, 08:24 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Way too late Alty, you broke your halo last night :p

    And kp... yes, you are gods gift... gods gift to sexing it up

    I did break my halo, but sweetie, it was dented way before last night. :D
  • May 6, 2009, 08:26 AM
    Romefalls19

    I hate Dell tech support

    Totally off topic!
  • May 6, 2009, 08:27 AM
    startover22
    All natural wart remover is the advertisement for this thread... what the heck are you all talking about? Good morning!
  • May 6, 2009, 08:27 AM
    shazamataz

    From sex to computers...

    Great transition to porn :p
  • May 6, 2009, 08:28 AM
    Justwantfair

    I love porn.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:29 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    sooooo subject change....




    spits or swallows :p


    I think we know my stance on this. :cool:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:29 AM
    mudweiser

    Yea I backed off a little lol.

    I'm no good at naughty talk :(

    Sarah
  • May 6, 2009, 08:29 AM
    shazamataz

    *hides dvd's from justy*
  • May 6, 2009, 08:29 AM
    Justwantfair

    Think of all of the relationships that are failing right now and all of the NC that is being broken...

    Oh wait, that happens anyway... even after our words of wisdom.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:29 AM
    kp2171
    I don't get facials at all. To each their own. I want my lover to me looking into my eyes.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:29 AM
    startover22
    YOu guys (gals) are killing me this morning...
  • May 6, 2009, 08:29 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I think we know my stance on this. :cool:

    Yep, loud and clear, you are a bad girl NM lol

    Me likey
  • May 6, 2009, 08:30 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    *hides dvd's from justy*

    Dammit, girl, get back here with those...

    At least, let me finish... :mad:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:30 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I love porn.

    Me too.

    But we better not let this get out to the Conservo's who say it WRONG WRONG WRONG!
  • May 6, 2009, 08:30 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i dont get facials at all. to each their own. i want my lover to me looking into my eyes.

    Awwww..

    Looking into your eyes as she's swallowing..

    ::haa::

    Sarah
  • May 6, 2009, 08:31 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Dammit, girl, get back here with those...

    At least, let me finish... :mad:

    Awww OK I'll share... you can borrow "hell wh0res and high heels" ;)

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