Nothing special... I usually have 2 or 3 a week, but I don't want to bore you... I'll get over it... just need to take care of a few people... :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
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Nothing special... I usually have 2 or 3 a week, but I don't want to bore you... I'll get over it... just need to take care of a few people... :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Cause Stringer needs my business help but I am all the way over here. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Ok, a 'smile' joke... not quite a 'LOL' joke...
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he Thought she
Might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach Her, he called the
Family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a
Simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea
About her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40
Feet away from Her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she
Hears you.If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
Response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and
he was In the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see What
Happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
No
Response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
Wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next
He moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up
To the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,what's for dinner?" Again there
Is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for
dinner?"
(I just love this)
"George, for the FIFTH time,
CHICKEN!"!!
That is the story of my father.
That is hilarious. A good joke can almost lighten any mood. I am about to leave out of here. I hope you guys have a good evening.
Night Adam, same time same place TOMORROW... :D
OK. Sounds like a plan. Bye!
Have a nice evening Adam (Deputy... stay alert!)
I have to deal with many types of egos both from clients and business partners... I don't lose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
HC and Starby, Wow you both have had lots of issues come up recently. I truly feel for both of you. Starby I wished you did not have to worry about that.
SHERIFF HOW MANY WARNINGS DO YOU EXPECT US TO GIVE??
Hey deputy, at this point let's say one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Stringer I am going to say goodnight.
Goodnight everyone...
Goodnight my friend.. have a good rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Cute... resilient little buggers (duckies)...
LiveLeak.com - The most fearless baby ducklings ever.
And so another day ends in amhd land and everyone is heading off to bed. :D
That is awesome...
See Starby there is lots of hope for you yet... (;
But... mommy duck had feathers..
Another smile before bed...
Trip to Jamaica
A blond gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blond replies, "I'm blond,
I'm smart and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says, "I'm blond, I'm smart, and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blond and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.
The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get her to move. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
Lol blond jokes are always good for a laugh :D
We do pick on them a lot don't we... by the way bear... are there any blond ducks?Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
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Originally Posted by stringer
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Originally Posted by Stringer
Could only find a small one, I think most out grow their blond-ness :D
Soz M ill stop now :)
Cya'll later
You'z are all picking on me! My baby duckling pictures are so cute. I was just a widdle duckie! I was da onwy bwonde ducky! I was special! But the big bad Sherwiff and his Deputee pushed me and my brudders and sista's out of the twee Momma! Did you see them? I was sweepin, and... and... they just pushed me... and I went... thunk!. wight on the gwound. I'z gotsa headache momma! Go bite'z the Sherwiff and his Deputeees. Bite them hard Momma!
Lol, How are you doing now Starby?
Hope your doing well. Take care and I am actually going to bed soon. Lol
I'm doing fine Joe, and you? I saw your thread, and promise I will reply. You know we both know about this stuff with family.
Next week is going to have me on edge, but there's not much I can do anymore. The cops won't do anything... well unless he does something... and even then they don't do anything!. just like they did lastime and I landed in the hosp with a broken cheekbone and ribs. They will slap him on the wrist again, and send him on his way.
I can't believe it's been a yr. since the last restraining order already. Crap! Oh well, out come the all of my weapons again!. not like most of them aren't always out. ;)
Starby, It was still bothering me so I decided to post about it. It is kind of hard to get years worth of stuff and hard to sum everything up and give examples of all the situations in a short post, but I did not want to make it too long where people will not want to read it. Lol
As far as your situation Starby do you have to get another restraining order on this person again? I wanted to ask you a couple of things about it but at the same time I do not want you to worry more about it then you already are. I just hope and pray that you will be protected and the creep will stay away from you.
There's the proof... huh? :eek: But we don't really remember... she has no feathers...Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Ohhh maaaann! I didn't take in my mail today, I forgot, so I just went out to get it. Now we have a notice from the City, regarding the water main break, and the contamination of the water. There is a two page list of things I need to do before I can use my tap water! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! It definitely cannot be used for drinking water for some time to come, and they are warning about other health conditions, resulting from the contamination. Any water, even shower or bath water is not to be used. We are suppose to take a sample of our water to a drop off point for it to be tested as safe! We have to let every tap in our house to run for 30 min. intervals to flush the system, and to drain our hot water tanks several times, as well as many other things that hold water!. and so on! Who is going to pay for this water bill? It certainly better not be ME! Uuuuggghhh... just shoot me now!
Yea I would make sure you aren't paying for it before you leave your water running for 30 minutes. That's is crappy
Well good morning everyone!
I will be the first to say it then:
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!
Thanks, Joe. I actually had a good night last night. Got in to see my masseuse and had a nice, deep tissue massage for a half hour, then went out with girlfriends for sushi and Godiva. Walked around International Mall - which is one of "those malls"... you know... the ones that you have to dress up for to go to! Nordstroms, Fossil, Godiva, Macy's, the ritzy stores.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Then, I went to sleep... nightmares! Crazy. Everything was brought back around and I woke up afraid that I was back when he was "after" me.
Funny how memories work, isn't it?
But today is a new day, my Mom is coming tonight (she's been in Maine since the funeral of my Grandpa), and I have Godiva truffles on my desk. :)
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!
How are all my wonderful friends this morning?
Doing great Alty! How are you?
Except the fact that a truck full of poop stopped out side my office and my windows are open and I think I am going to pass out!
I don't know how I missed this lastnight Joe. Sorry. You must have been writing this when I sent you my PM. No, I can't get another restraining order. He has to come and do something else to me first. :rolleyes: And... that is what he's been threatening to do. It's crazy, and I hate our non-justice system.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Then I did something soooooo stupid lastnite by accident. I was gathering more info for the Victims of Crime Financial Benefits Program, and I was emailing my files out. There was one email from one of the cops, who I despised. I was explaining to the person that is helping me with my claim, just who this cop was, and how much of a jerk he was. Well, it was late. I accidentally hit send, with HIS EMAIL ADDRESS still in the address line. I forgot to change the damn address! I'm sure the whole neighbourhood heard me scream, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :eek:... along with many other explitives, and banging my head and my fists! Soooooo, Mr Policeman is sure going to know what I think of him now isn't he!! :mad:
Someone just shoot me!
When you come to FL for our birthdays, I'll make sure you shoot something! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
ANnnnnnnd I'll take you to the sushi place! ;)
Can you just beam me there now? Pretty please with sugar on top? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by HistorianChick
:) You know I would if I could! :)
MORE SUSHI!! :D
I want Sushi...
One shrimp tempura roll.
One surf n turf roll.
One California roll...
Fed-ex will work just fine.
I love the tempura rolls! Had one last night... mmmmm... :)
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