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Exactly! He actually bought lunch today, and wasn't mooching off me! He's not that bad really. He tries. But I'm just not used to having someone around day and night. He has been asleep since about 5pm. I'm expecting him to be awake again anytime now, and I just am not into entertaining! His wife has been calling all day too, and just being a real "B" I'm sick of it!

Like you need all this... Set a deadline Starby... that's what is needed... and tell him.

Now REALLY... Gooooood niiiightttttttt hon.

Night Stringy.

Didn't have my bubble bath yet, I was on the phone with Sneezykins.

Going now to bathe because, ewww, stinky. ;)

I am going to tell him he has to figure something out. His wife threw his clothes out in the snow, and now she is in the house that they have been in for less than a month. He spent his last dime to get them into the house. All the furniture etc. in the house is his, and she changed the locks and won't let him have it. He stupidly put the insurance and registration for his truck in her name, because it was cheaper for him, and now she's threatening to call the cops and report it stolen. It's just a big mess. I do feel bad for him, but seriously?. it's not my problem! I can't kick him out in the cold though, so we are going to have to figure something out, in order for him to get out of here.

Anyway... Night Stringy! Sleep well!

Starby, you're being a good friend, and that's what I expect from you, but don't let it go too far. Take it from someone who knows, our friend lived with us for 1 1/2 years rent free, no expenses, meals on the table, clothing washed folded and put away, drank our beer, smoked our cigarettes and complained when things didn't go his way. We spent over $10,000 taking care of his a$$ while he was here with not even a thank you for the trouble.

The longer he stays the harder it will be.

Okay, I really need a bath!

Go have your bath! I want to have a bubble bath! :(

He's got a 5th Wheel up by Calgary. I think he's going to try and arrange to pick it up, although wifey has got all of it's contents. Soon I hope... soon!

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It's too bad that the library has given you limited access. Yes, my leg had a fight with the snow, lol. It's feeling much better now than it was a few days ago. The swelling has gone down quite a bit, and I'm going to the Dr. today. I was going to go yesterday, but I've got company, and it was a really long day. Hopefully I won't have to get a cast on it, but still might have to. In the meantime, I'll hobble around on my crutches.

Oh btw, I put a letter in the mail for you several days ago. I don't know how long it will take to get to you.

You be safe. Stay away from that cyclone!

Ok, cyclone running away. I only had one holiday. It should have been longer here... I would have had a long weekend. Anyway, OK, I'll wait for your card. I'm saving my cards for the end of year.

I hope you're fine. I know you're here, just that tuition, tuition and retuition!! They're driving me crazy!! Perhaps I'll have a connection in March.

Ok CU! :) Lub lub you :D

Nice to hear from you Unky! Hopefully you can get that connection in March! Until then, we'll have the maids keep your room dusted! ;)

We lub lub you too, and miss having out Unky around! :D

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Night Stringy.

Didn't have my bubble bath yet, I was on the phone with Sneezykins.

Going now to bathe because, ewww, stinky. ;)

When we were young, my mom used to always tell us; "get outside and blow some of the stinky off ya"...

Cig break... 3 minutes... :)

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Nice to hear from you Unky! Hopefully you can get that connection in March! Until then, we'll have the maids keep your room dusted! ;)

We lub lub you too, and miss having out Unky around!! :D

StarDUCK... pphhhhssssssst... I... hope... that... you... sent... the... caaaaarrrrdddd.:rolleyes:

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When we were young, my mom used to always tell us; "get outside and blow some of the stinky off ya"....

Cig break....3 minutes....:)

Must say something, must say it, can't do it, bad Alty, but, but, I must say it.

3 minutes? :eek:

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Must say something, must say it, can't do it, bad Alty, but, but, I must say it.

3 minutes? :eek:

Took longer, but this WAS only a cigarette break... this time. Marta went shopping and had to pick up sis in law this evening..

Going, going, going... again... nite!:rolleyes:

Go to bed Stringy, you've had a long day.

I'm going to go relax, take it easy, maybe have some fun with hubby. :D

Maybe I'll be back for my cigarette break. :cool:

I did!! I sent it! It will likely arrive next C'mas! LOL! It really actually is on it's way. It was mailed off. Why are you up? Oh yeah... smoke break! Why did you need a smoke break Stringy? LOL!

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I did!!! I sent it!! It will likely arrive next C'mas! LOL! It really actually is on it's way. It was mailed off. Why are you up? Oh yeah...smoke break! Why did you need a smoke break Stringy? LOL!

I only smoke after sex, I'm down to a pack a day. ;)

Yes, yes,. we all know about your nymphomanism... is that a word? LOL!

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Yes, yes,...we all know about your nymphomanism....is that a word?? LOL!

Hee, hee, nymphomanism, I like it! :D

I'm not a nympho, I'm 38, it's normal. Right? :eek:

No, it's not normal until you turn 40! Yep... 40! You must get help now! I hear that people that do it before 40, well lets just say there's a rumour that things start falling off! LOL

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No, it's not normal until you turn 40! Yep...40! You must get help now! I hear that people that do it before 40, well lets just say there's a rumour that things start falling off!! LOL

What's going to fall off? My girls? I don't think so, they're stuck on me, trust me. ;)

40! :eek: But that's so far away! ;)

Going to go night night, I'm tired, or maybe not. ;)

Night kids. :)

See, the story goes like this! It's a scary tale, so cover your ears if you don't want to hear. Your knees are evil. They lure the girls, and make all sorts of promises, if they will just come on down! The head keeps telling the girls not to go, because knees are evil! But in the end, the girls give into the temptation of the knees pleas! BUT, and here's the "kicker!" Once the girls show up at the knees, they find out they've been tricked! The knees have formed a kidnapping plan with the feet, and when you are sleeping, the feet come and get you, and they step on you, and the girls are never seen again!

... and there is your bedtime story! :p

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See, the story goes like this! It's a scary tale, so cover your ears if you don't want to hear. Your knees are evil. They lure the girls, and make all sorts of promises, if they will just come on down! The head keeps telling the girls not to go, because knees are evil!! But in the end, the girls give into the temptation of the knees pleas! BUT, and here's the "kicker!" Once the girls show up at the knees, they find out they've been tricked! The knees have formed a kidnapping plan with the feet, and when you are sleeping, the feet come and get you, and they step on you, and the girls are never seen again!!

Have you been drinking Starby? :eek:

I think it's time for you to lay down. Close your little ducky eyes, dream little ducky dreams, it will all be okay tomorrow, you'll see. ;)

Really, got to go, Hubby's waiting. :D

Night!

Just being silly as usual! My head is telling silly stories! G'nite!. sleep tight... don't let the boo bugs bite!

GOOD MORNING... in my scariest deepest scary man voice everrrrr...

AHHHHHH! Scary Starty, scary Starty! :eek:

Hi Starty. ;)

Hi ALTY... :) Did you have a great sleep? (I did)

Sleep? Whatsa? ;)

Dustin was gone... my daughter and I read until we both fell asleep... I was so comfy and warm and got so tired that I didn't have to "wait" to fall asleep... AAAHHHHHH I FEEL GOOD!
YES!

I'm feeling pretty good too, even without sleep. Oops, tmi? ;)

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I only smoke after sex, I'm down to a pack a day. ;)

Wimp... LOL :D:D:rolleyes: :eek:

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Wimp...LOL :D:D:rolleyes: :eek:

LMAO! Love it Stringer! :p

It is a marathon. Not a sprint... haha

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It is a marathon. not a sprint....haha

Just joining in the marathon should count for something. ;)

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Just joining in the marathon should count for something. ;)

It does sweet. Just stand here, are you ready? Be ready... when you hear the gun...

DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

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It does sweet. Just stand here, are you ready? Be ready......when you hear the gun.....

DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

The duck! Where's the duck? That sneaky duck, she's always watching us.

Get the gun, aim, fire, we'll be eating duck tonight! :D

You're RIGHT!! Look over there... silly duck you can't hide that big gun under that single feather!! LOL

See sees you, she is taking aim again... DUCK!!

(Wow, that duck has a strange, strange look in her eye... she looks very determined.. )

Ducky mad, ducky has a gun, no good can come of this. Run Stringer, run, we're getting shot at by a duck.

So sad. ;)

JUMP! DUCK! MOVE LEFT! DUCK AGAIN! DIVE TO THE GROUND!!

MAN!. how many bullets does she have in that rifle, she hasn't even reloaded..?

*PING* *ZING* *KA POW!!!* *ZAT..ZAT* *PING-ZAT*

DUCK AGAIN!!

I have a sling shot, maybe I can knock the gun out of her hand. Cover me Stringer, I'm going in!

Ahhhhhh! I'm hit, I'm hit, she flew overhead and pooped on me.

Darn that duck! :(

Quick... grab her, she is reloading again!! Yep... she is over there EATING!! Reloading... must be out of bullets?