Ok kids, I've got to head off.
I'll see you lovely (if a little odd on occasion) people later.

Keep fighting Alty.

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And Alty... SO NOT COOL! My mind... you've soiled it forever!

:P :D

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Aw, sorry Kal, I didn't mean to give you a dirty mind. I guess I just rub off on people. Not always in a good way. ;);)

Okay, clean jokes from now on. You'll have to give me a minute, I don't have any off hand. ;)

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Ok kids, I've got to head off.
I'll see you lovely (if a little odd on occasion) people later.

Keep fighting Alty.

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I'm retiring the gloves, but I'll be here. Thanks Kal. :)

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Ok kids, I've got to head off.
I'll see you lovely (if a little odd on occasion) people later.

Keep fighting Alty.

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See you Kal... you still haven't found me to give me that wedgie ;)

You all DO know that I can't type and talk to Alty on the phone at the same time right?. Yuo undrestrand... razlkaaon... kjhrirb... hgoien... Understand? LOL!! ;)

Funny Starby, I've had 3 beer, I'm talking to you, and my little fingers are floating on the keyboard with the greatest of ease. No probs here. Okie Dokie?:D :D :p

M, here's your wedgie;

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OUCH! ;)

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You all DO know that I can't type and talk to Alty on the phone at the same time right??...Yuo undrestrand....razlkaaon...kjhrirb...hgoien...Unde rstand?? LOL!!! ;)

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I understood all that perfectly starby :)

Wow, you two are meant for each other. Pack your bags and go to Ozzie land Starby, do it, do it, do it! :);)

Today was a crazy day. I'm out for the night.

Huh, imagine... a 22 year old heading to bed earlier than... 27 year olds. Imagine those odds.

Once again the 27 comment. I'm putting you in my will Sneezy. What do you want, the TV, the trailer, the truck, the van, you name it baby, it's yours. :);)

Eeeeek, got to go. Time for bed. Sydney's at a sleep over, her first. Mommy (me) is a bundle of nerves. Should go sleep, if I can.

Goodnight all, thanks for letting me vent, thanks for listening, and thanks for all the support. Lub all of you so much. Take care. Talk to you tomorrow. Be good.

Muwah (that's a kiss) and a big hug.

Alty :)

Night all I'm out as well , sleep well :)

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I understood all that perfectly starby :)

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I KNEW you would un-drestand Duckman! Hey!. how 'bout... "You and me go Quackin in the dark."... We can lie on our backs and count the stars, and quack all night!! " Hahahaha! ;)

YouTube - Fishin' In The Dark ~ Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

You know I'm just having fun with you right M?. aka... Duckman, Batman, Francine, Franny, Franny Pants, Fran Man,. more to follow! ;) :D

Morning all. Morning yuck, it's morning. YAWN!

My daughter had her first sleep over last night. It's 9:30am and I haven't heard from her yet. She's two houses away and I'm a nervous wreck. I know, what a big baby Mommy is, but she's only 5, isn't she supposed to have separation anxiety? Why am I having separation anxiety? She's fine, I miss her, she's great, I'm worried. Okay Mom, relax already, she's having fun. I need more coffee. ;)

Heh. I'm sure she's fine. I remember my first sleepover... ah, good times.

Ooo... sleepovers... fun. :) Singing into the hairbrush, testing out the new crimping iron, new makeup styles, and talking about boys...

:)

Morning guys~!

HAH! I could see alty's 5-year old now...

Girl 1: Did you see Michael's new Hot Wheels?!
Girl 2: Yeah! Man, I wouldn't mind playing house with THAT guy.
Alty's girl: Psh, so what, he just has a corvette. I'm looking for a lambo...

Hee, hee, Sneezy, love it.

Sydney would go for the makeup, but the boy talk and hair curling, not so much. Boys are still icky. ;)

I'm off to caribou coffee to finish writing my personal statement! Anyone want to read it afterwards? It's only... 4 pages long :)

I will, send it to my email. :)

Let's play a game...

I have...
http://www.online-letter-writer.com/writer.gif's http://school.discoveryeducation.com...ages/block.gif

Writers block Sneezy?

YES!! Congrats!!

I'm bored alty. Watcha doing?

Hey guys :)

Hi hc! Watcha doing? I'm bored.

I just went to get my daughter back. Now she's crying in her room, actually crying is an understatement, she's screaming. Her friend is going to the lake for the day, they are staying overnight, Sydney wanted to go, but it's just not possible today. She's mad at me, really mad. She'll get over it. Five is a hard age, but it's still better than 15.;)

Do I get a prize for getting the riddle? ;)

Yes. Your prize was Sydney... although I never guaranteed in what condition she'll be back in.

Oof. Screaming 5 year olds. Always makes me wonder if I'll ever have children.

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Well seeing as the theme for the day is "Ducks" why not a duck joke.............

A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian's office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet duck Cuddles has passed away."


The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"


"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.


"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."


The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.


As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.


The vet patted the lab and led it out of the exam room. He returned a few moments later with a cat.


The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.


The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."


Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.


The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. She screamed, "$150.00!" "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"


The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00."

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Loved it buddy...

Hiiiiiii Sneezy... (spoken with flirty undertones)... how YOU doing?

I'm still loving my new job! :D

Heh. I wish I had a job.

<--- jobless.

I'm doing fine. And you? ;)

Would be much better if you were here to bring me coffee and that sweet smile! ;)

(Yup, Newly jobbed HC = flirty, happy HC)

When she's not screaming she's a sweetheart, and she doesn't scream often. But when she is screaming, look out, she's got her mother's temper. Poor kid, it will either get her far in life, or get her into allot of trouble. ;)

She's also very bright. Example;

When Sydney was three we went to Subway for lunch. Jared got a cola in a can. He put his straw into the can, and of course the straw rose to the top. He pushed it in, it rose to the top, he was getting frustrated. Jared says "Mom, why won't the straw stay in the cola can?" Sydney says "Jared, the soda is carbonated, the bubbles are pushing your straw out." Mommy sat there with a blank look on her face for a minute, were did my 3 year old pick that up? Sydney mistook the blank look for confusion, and proceeded to explain how carbonation works. What shows is she watching that I don't know about? ;)

C'mon HC, when are you NOT flirty with me ;)

I wish I could be there. I'd be more than glad to bring you coffee and a massage for that view of the ocean from your office.

I'm currently stuck with the view of a gas station on the patio of a starbucks... writing about what my life would have been like had I joined the navy..

Got to go for a bit. Back later. Be good. :)

Alty:

... that's amazing! My friends, to this day, STILL ask me questions about things like that.

You got a bright bright girl... and from the looks of that picture, a heartbreaker as well...

Time for that cabin in the woods soon.

Sneezy in uniform... yummy... ;)

Ok, yeah... I guess I am typically flirty... sad. Its just because I'm a writer and can write the flirtiness. The flirting stops when my hands leave the keyboard... :D

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Kal...................oh Kal , now they are bad LOL. Here are some more bad ones , I've posted these before but you may not have seen them :)

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought
"he's trying to pull a fast one".



So I said to this train driver "I want to go to
Paris".
He said "Eurostar?" I said "I've been on telly but I'm
no Dean Martin".



So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to
do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".



So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (former World Chess champion) and there
was a check tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt. He said,
"You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take
that as a condiment".



Do you know I've got a friend who's fallen in love
with two schoolbags, he's bisatchel?


But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can
hardly contain myself.



Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and
a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well
the other day there was a fire at the factory that
makes them.



So I said, "Do you want a game of Darts?" he said "OK
then", I said, "Nearest to bull starts". He said
"Baa", I said "Moo", he said, "You're closest".



You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt
saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.




The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of
snow. I rang her up, I said, "Do you get my drift?"



So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want
to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",
he said, "Those are pickled onions".



So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came
up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle
like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC
duck".



But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I
entered a competition and I won a years supply of
marmite .. one jar.



Now did you know that if a stick insect laid its eggs
in a jar of marmite it would give birth to a litter of twiglets?



So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house
and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I
need, a Je-hoover's witness".



You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,
he's a catholic converter. > > >


So I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to
report a nuisance caller" he said "Not you again".


Now did you know all male tennis players are witches, for example Goran, even he's a witch?


So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman
wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

And my personal favourite

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload
of terrapins, I thought, "That's a turtle disaster".

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M... aaaaaaaaaah M, I have always held you and your intellect in the highest esteem my very good friend... please let us not lower the bar, I can see another of my "idols" may have clay feet? Naw, just a caught up in the moment... right?

I'm going to push these kids onto the street. I really will. God help me.

Sneezy dear... "No touchy!" Get yourself an Americano with an extra shot and take a deep breath. :)