Ask Me Help Desk - Pink and Black #8

Why a duck and not a goose?

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Originally Posted by Tuscany

Why a duck and not a goose?

You're it! LOL

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Originally Posted by rpg219

I try....but sometimes it's just sooo hard :D

Without getting too sappy her... you are a nice and good person... and I realize that you just can't help yourself... hummmmm:) Love you.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Without getting too sappy her......you are a nice and good person...and I realize that you just can't help yourself.........hummmmm:) Love ya.

You know I have nothing but love for you Stringer! ;) You do know don't you?

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Originally Posted by startover22

Don't you have someone to call for that? LOL
Stringer, are you needy today?:rolleyes:

Yes... why, I was looking for a free one.

No, not "neeeeeedy----no, I don't think so... let me check (he looks around at his feet) no, not needy.. Why?? You think I am... Why?:eek: :eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by startover22

Ahhh, you are gonna start talking Duck talk huh? You say that is innocent, aw, you are man of men for sure now Stringer, you are going down even with the bruises! LOL

Just kidding you know!

But, but, but... what about my broken heart here?? :p

EDIT: Rpg, where are you,aren't you going to help me??

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Originally Posted by startover22

Ahhh, you are gonna start talking Duck talk huh? You say that is innocent, aw, you are man of men for sure now Stringer, you are going down even with the bruises! LOL

Just kidding you know!

How are you doing Start.. I heard that you hurt your backside. I hope it's getting better. Let me know if I should send you some more cyber-valiums.

Love,

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yes........why, i was looking for a free one.

No, not "neeeeeedy----no, I don't think so...let me check (he looks around at his feet) no, not needy..? Why????????????? you think I am.......... Why?:eek: :eek: :eek:

Poor Stringer... poor you awww, poor Stringer... you going to come out of all this OK sweet?;)

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Originally Posted by Tuscany

Why a duck and not a goose?

I get it... aah ha.

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Originally Posted by Chery

How are you doing Start.. ? I heard that you hurt your backside. I hope it's getting better. Let me know if I should send you some more cyber-valiums.

Love,

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Chery, I would love some, but will they let me still be in my right5 mind to do the laundry, cause it some how got all piled up over the last day and a half! LOL Thanks you are always so sweet to meeeeeee:p Oh and I love you!

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Originally Posted by rpg219

You know I have nothing but love for ya Stringer! ;) You do know don't ya?

I hope so... as Start said I may be needy today... :(

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Originally Posted by startover22

Poor Stringer...poor you awww, poor Stringer...you gonna come outta all this ok sweet?;)

Yep, but it keeps me busy when you gang up on me..

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yep, but it keeps me busy when ya'll gang up on me..

And you LOVE it!

Needy? You did say that, I am sorry sweet...
Everyone needs someone sometimes... ohhhhh I am quoting form music now...
Are you OK Stringer, really cause I was just kidding and wouldn't want your little feelers to be hurt, you know that already!

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Originally Posted by startover22

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Chery, i would love some, but will they let me still be in my right5 mind to do the laundry, cause it some how got all piled up over the last day and a half! LOL Thanks you are always so sweet to meeeeeee:p Oh and I love you!

They were originally produced to relax muscles. But then they started making some people sleepy. That's why they are used as sleep aids in hospitals. The first time I got one was at age 18 the night before surgery. They gave me so much energy, I walked through the hospital all night. It depends on metabolism. For instance, when I was young and dumb, I tried speed with some friends - I fell asleep and was out flat in a corner for hours. So, Valium gives me energy and speed makes me sleep - go figure. Out of 100 people I've asked how they react, there is one more person in a group that has the same reactions.

As for the laundry, teach one of the kids how to do it, sit down and do some coaching - it will help them learn how to do it too - makes them feel that they will be independent when grown up and living by themselves.

So, babe, relax as much as you can and encourage your family members to learn stuff they need in life.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

But, but, but..........what about my broken heart here????????:p

EDIT: Rpg, where are you,aren't you going to help me????????

Sorry checking and adding to the chili... smelling good... you ready?

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Originally Posted by Tuscany

and you LOVE it!

Well... I think I am the only guy on here now... and maybe, maybe,. Me MAN... oops, not the time for that huh?

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Originally Posted by Chery

They were orginally produced to relax muscles. But then they started making some people sleepy. That's why they are used as sleep aids in hospitals. The first time I got one was at age 18 the night before surgery. They gave me so much energy, I walked through the hospital all night. It depends on metabolism. For instance, when I was young and dumb, I tried speed with some friends - I fell asleep and was out flat in a corner for hours. So, Valium gives me energy and speed makes me sleep - go figure. Out of 100 people I've asked how they react, there is one more person in a group that has the same reactions.

As for the laundry, teach one of the kids how to do it, sit down and do some coaching - it will help them learn how to do it too - makes them feel that they will be independent when grown up and living by themselves.

So, babe, relax as much as you can and encourage your family members to learn stuff they need in life.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif Hotel Mom needs well-rounded, multi-talented staff members.

Am I a hotel mom? Hee hee you crack me up, some days I feel like I am running one! The big kids are setting date to get their laundry done... Sat and Sun's
We just got back from the snow so we have lts of dirties... and I haven't started on it yet. My bad!
I would probably fall asleep for a hundred hours if I took one of those... I remember No-Doz and those made me run circles around all my friends in high school... hmmm, never again.. lol
Thanks Chery!

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Originally Posted by Chery

They were orginally produced to relax muscles. But then they started making some people sleepy. That's why they are used as sleep aids in hospitals. The first time I got one was at age 18 the night before surgery. They gave me so much energy, I walked through the hospital all night. It depends on metabolism. For instance, when I was young and dumb, I tried speed with some friends - I fell asleep and was out flat in a corner for hours. So, Valium gives me energy and speed makes me sleep - go figure. Out of 100 people I've asked how they react, there is one more person in a group that has the same reactions.

As for the laundry, teach one of the kids how to do it, sit down and do some coaching - it will help them learn how to do it too - makes them feel that they will be independent when grown up and living by themselves.

So, babe, relax as much as you can and encourage your family members to learn stuff they need in life.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif Hotel Mom needs well-rounded, multi-talented staff members.

Add another... uppers make me go to sleep or make me sick one... can't do them either way

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Originally Posted by startover22

Needy? You did say that, I am sorry sweet.....
Everyone needs someone sometimes....ohhhhh I am quoting form music now...
Are you ok Stringer, really cause I was just kidding and wouldn't want your little feelers to be hurt, you know that already!!

Me Man... yes... but I am busy swinging here... too many of you.. :D

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Originally Posted by rpg219

Sorry checking and adding to the chili...smelling good...you ready??

Ooooooh my... you know how... straight to a man's heart... love you too.:) :) :) :) :) :
Hot Chili... did you get the oyster crackers too... that would really show love... :rolleyes:

Are you getting confused and silly Stringer? Hee hee... Goose! Go Stringer go!

[QUOTE=Chery]They were originally produced to relax muscles. But then they started making some people sleepy. That's why they are used as sleep aids in hospitals. The first time I got one was at age 18 the night before surgery. They gave me so much energy, I walked through the hospital all night. It depends on metabolism. For instance, when I was young and dumb, I tried speed with some friends - I fell asleep and was out flat in a corner for hours. So, Valium gives me energy and speed makes me sleep - go figure. Out of 100 people I've asked how they react, there is one more person in a group that has the same reactions.

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You are going to laugh but benadroyl has the same effect on me as valium. Vicadin makes me feel like spiders are coming out of my skin...

My husband is like you Chery. Valium makes him feel like he can climb the walls.

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Originally Posted by startover22

Are you getting confused and silly Stringer? Hee hee...Goose! Go Stringer go!!

Yes... I think I need a battle tactic here... yes retreat and recoup... :p

I will get out my Warrior plans for you...
Chery and Tus, I think most anything makes me feel like I am going to throw up... unless it is advil or tylenol...

I am bruised and used... so I will leave you now... Start, Rpg, Tus and Chery... I admit defeat today... but watch, I shall return with more...

Kidding, just having some silly fun, but I now need to go and do my part to help keep the economy going... later.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Ooooooh my.....you know how.....straight to a man's heart.....love you too.:) :)
Hot Chilli....did ya get the oyster crackers too.......that would really show love.....:rolleyes:

Actually yes! I went to Fred's this morning to pick up a few things and saw them. People may have thought (known) I was crazy looking at crackers laughing. You put such a smile on my face :)

Guess what else... I finished xmas shopping! 2hrs... what a record :p

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Originally Posted by startover22

think most anything makes me feel like i am gonna throw up...unless it is advil or tylenol....

Me too... can't hardly take an Advil without gagging :o God knows I couldn't be a pill head, LOL

See you later Stringer... Hugs!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I am bruised and used....so I will leave ya'll now.....Start, Rpg, Tus and Chery.....I admit defeat today.....but watch, I shall return with more.....

Kidding, just having some silly fun, but I now need to go and do my part to help keep the economy going.....later.

I will help tame them next time Stringer, LOL

Bye

Rp, you know, if Cap'n sees you mention Chili... he may make it to your place before it is done... I happen to know he is addicted to it! LMAO!

Bye Stringer.

Ok Antics from a High School Story 1029.

Student fails a math test. Said student must get test signed by parent. So that parent does not see the test, student rips off the parents signature from ENGLISH test and staples it too the failing math test. Guess what... the teachers are on to her!!

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Originally Posted by startover22

Rp, you know, if Cap'n sees you mention Chili...he may make it to your place before it is done...I happen to know he is addicted to it! LMAO!!

Haven't cooked it to many times. I am trying a new recipe from a friend. It's the cheating kind... fresh vegs, but canned beans. I'm going to see if Wayne can tell the difference... it would save hours on the soaking and all.

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Originally Posted by rpg219

Actually yes! I went to Fred's this morning to pick up a few things and saw them. People may have thought (known) I was crazy looking at crackers laughing. You put such a smile on my face :)

Guess what else....I finished xmas shopping!! 2hrs...what a record :p

Me too....can't hardly take an Advil without gagging :o God knows I couldn't be a pill head, LOL

I can smell it... thank you so much... I will be grateful from now on... :D
See, all it takes is a little love and... Chili. I guess men are easy.. huh?

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Originally Posted by Tuscany

Bye Stringer.

Ok Antics from a High School Story 1029.

Student fails a math test. Said student must get test signed by parent. So that parent does not see the test, student rips off the parents signature from ENGLISH test and staples it too the failing math test. Guess what...the teachers are on to her!!!

I get a thrill out of busting the kids for some reason. I catch them trying to change their report card grades on the copiers... it is so funny :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I can smell it......thank you so much...I will be grateful from now on......:D
See, all it takes is a little love and.........Chili. I guess men are easy..huh?

I wish it WAS that easy! LOL

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Originally Posted by rpg219

I wish it WAS that easy! LOL

Honestly.. Rpg, most often it is when served with a smile. Men love to see there woman smile... goes straight to their hearts... remember though smile + Chili and cheese... :p

EDIT:... help me, I need to go now and can't... sigh I smell the Chili..

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I can smell it......thank you so much...I will be grateful from now on......:D
See, all it takes is a little love and.........Chili. I guess men are easy..huh?

I actually think it is this easy... football, beer, food and sex... I think I have it right!LMAO
Oh and the appreciation, and the trailers, camping, boats, cool shoes, ummm sports gear, uh, laughing at silly things they do... uh, and so on and so on... oh and when they are sick, treat them like they are 3 months old. There is more but I can't even go there right now! Hee hee
RP, nice on the chili, it is OK to cheat... I love veggies anyway!

Seriously stapled it to the damn thing? You have got to be kidding!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Honestly..Rpg, most often it is when served with a smile. Men love to see there woman smile...goes straight to their hearts...remember though smile + Chili and cheese....:p

EDIT:......help me, I need to go now and can't.......sigh I smell the Chili..

Go do your thing... it will be ready when you get back hon :)

Bye Stringer... we all won't fall off the face of the earth,. you may miss a lot while you are gone though! Hee hee

[quote=Tuscany]

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Originally Posted by Chery

They were orginally produced to relax muscles. But then they started making some people sleepy. That's why they are used as sleep aids in hospitals. The first time I got one was at age 18 the night before surgery. They gave me so much energy, I walked through the hospital all night. It depends on metabolism. For instance, when I was young and dumb, I tried speed with some friends - I fell asleep and was out flat in a corner for hours. So, Valium gives me energy and speed makes me sleep - go figure. Out of 100 people I've asked how they react, there is one more person in a group that has the same reactions.

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You are going to laugh but benadroyl has the same effect on me as valium. Vicadin makes me feel like spiders are coming out of my skin...

My husband is like you Chery. Valium makes him feel like he can climb the walls.

With arthritis and fribromyalgia, and degenerative spine almost everything hurts. When I take 5 mg of valium, I can vacuum, wash the floor, even wash the tiled ceiling in my house all in one day. It hurts more the next day, all muscles on strike, but sometimes it's worth it to see the results. When I don't take one, I don't care about chores, but when I take one, I cannot sit still and need to do chores - so they are beneficial in many ways. I was warned that they are addicting, but at my age and with my type of cancer, I told the doctor that I don't give a darn, and they agreed. Funny, when I show them my CT, blood test and x-ray results, they all of a sudden are ready to prescribe anything I want, and even offer morphine, which I refuse to take because I want to keep a clear mind for as long as I can. So, life goes on, the meds I choose help, and I hope I last until the spring - so you guys better do a lot of finger-crossing for me, OK?

Love you.

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