Drat. Lilster wins again.

... we're watching "Over the Hedge"... she loves that little rascal.

Don't you know that the dogs rule the earth? Niki thought it was hilarious tonight to come barrelling up behind me and knock me over! Oh yeah, you're funny Niki... so funny... just a real comedian... oh and licking my face all over too! Thank you... yes thank you... I've seen where that tongue has been!

Lilster... you keep Daddy in line! You know your movies girl!

Hahahaha! I really need to pay attention to what show is on TV sometimes I tell you! Half the time I don't even know what channel it's on, and all I just heard was "vertical insertion" I thought... what the hell is on TV? It's America's Most Wanted, and they were talking about the Coast Guards doing a rescue mission, and somehow lowering the guy down into the water with a rope into a boat or something. LOL!! I must be tired!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack.............but my butt is sore... 9 hours on the road and my eye balls are hanging out on my cheeks...

Stringy's Home... Stringy's Home!

How was your trip? You might want to tell us all tomorrow! Eyeballs hanging on cheeks aren't good!

I tried to talk to my sis in law... I was so tired that my mouth wouldn't work... can you imagine... me>>>mouth not working?

Nine hours driving at my age with only two necessary stops... I have pains in strange places...

Mouth not working? String Man's mouth? ::gasp::

So let me get this right! String has pains in weird places... where the whiskey drowns... and the beer chases... his blues awaaayyyy!

... and I'll be okay! :D

IT'S OKAY STARBY.....REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD to take a drink though but any sacrifice or "port" in a storm you know.

I got Black Beauty up to 110 mph... yeah... she handled like a dream. Thought you would appreciate knowing that...

:( My horse broke down in the rain, he broke a leg, and we didn't even make it to the disco! :(

Aren't you so happy to be back to the sanitarium now? LOL!

Also sheriff! I have something to report!

Someone left my cake out in the rain! I don't think that I can TAKE IT... because it took so long too make it!. and I'll never have that recipe AGAIN!. oh noooooooo!!

I think it might have been the Deputy's fault!

" My horse broke down in the rain, he broke a leg, and we didn't even make it to the disco!!"

K... need a splainin..

I am... but I guess I scared everyone away? No one is here septin you and I... but that is OK... two makes company.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

" My horse broke down in the rain, he broke a leg, and we didn't even make it to the disco!!"

K...need a splainin....?

I am...but I guess I scared everyone away? No one is here septin you and I ...but that is ok...two makes company.

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Well here's the story ociffer Stringy! I was upset about my cake getting left out in the rain, so I jumped on my horse, and well, my horse was upset because I woke him, and he slipped in a puddle of mud, and yep, broken leg. I had to shoot them,. and my disco dress was all muddy... and like... you can't go to the disco with a muddy dress... so I called the Deputy... and... and... he was drinking beer with cranberry juice... and he said he wouldn't come and get me... and... like... waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

But, but, but... the Deputy was trained very well... I don't understand it? A damsel in distress and, and... he didn't come to the rescue? I'm sure that there is more to the story, maybe he was drinking and fighting crime at the time?

EDIT: I think I am finally sleepy... signing off for this evening... I think...

Uhm, chugging back...

Watching a musical movie, and it is all Beatles. Lol
I would say this is the only musical I ever really enjoyed.

Just saying hey, hello, and Hi...

That Deputy is mean I tell you... mean! I hear he has taken up with sum floosie named Lilster! He's been on a binge since you left Sheriff... I speak the truth!. he should be locked up I tell you!

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Uhm, chugging back...

Watching a musical movie, and it is all Beatles. lol
I would say this is the only musical I ever really enjoyed.

Just saying hey, hello, and Hi...

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Hey Deputy Joe! Save me from big mean guy that Sneezes too much?

Hi Joe, enjoy your movie, G'nite Stringy Man... I'm glad you came home safe and sound!

I'm just sitting here wondering if two's company then three and four and five make....................................more fun??? The Deputy has me counting all these keys. I wonder what they go to.

WELCOME BACK MR. SHERIFF!!! It's been a long seven weeks!!! :(

Hey there Mr. Joe!!! Long time not hearing from you about seven weeks??? :confused:

Hey Starby!! Seven weeks is a long time. Where have I been?