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  • Nov 24, 2007, 02:57 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    That is my favorite movie of all time. I won't let you ruin it for me....

    (in my loudest singing voice)

    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Way up high
    There's a land that I heard of
    Once in a lullaby

    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Skies are blue
    And the dreams that you dare to dream
    Really do come true

    Some day I'll wish upon a star
    And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
    Where troubles melt like lemondrops
    Away above the chimney tops
    That's where you'll find me

    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Bluebirds fly
    Birds fly over the rainbow
    Why then, oh why can't I?
    Some day I'll wish upon a star
    And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
    Where troubles melt like lemondrops
    Away above the chimney tops
    That's where you'll find me

    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Bluebirds fly
    Birds fly over the rainbow
    Why then, oh why can't I?

    If happy little bluebirds fly
    Beyond the rainbow
    Why, oh why can't I?

    Oh, Janine, that was super!
    I tried singing this to Alexander, but did not do a good job cause I get short of breath and throat give out. I will make sure Jaime sings it to him often because it's a song worth remembering.

    Thanks Hon!

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif
  • Nov 24, 2007, 02:59 PM
    enigmagnetic
    Magprob, nice Oz link. I think Ron Paul read that website. Here's a link. Political positions of Ron Paul - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  • Nov 24, 2007, 02:59 PM
    J_9
    Oh, Cher, I sit here listening to it and get all mushy thinking of all you have been through in the past year. Please ask Jaime to keep in touch with me.

    You are an amazing inspiration.
  • Nov 24, 2007, 03:35 PM
    Chery
    Janine, honey, I'm way past the 'mushy' part. I have already given Jaime all the necessary information to contact AMHD and to communicate in the Garden, this thread and one on Member's discussion. She is to post a message from me to you for me when the time comes.

    So... until then, let's have a good time and enjoy being here. Because I know what I have been through, and other's have been through a lot also, that's life, and I've accepted it - what other choices do we have??

    I went through the usual phases of denial, depression, anger, hurt, etc. and now I just am glad that more than most, I get the opportunity to take care of a few things and enjoy the heck out of myself because I have literally nothing else to loose. I promise that I will curb myself if and when I really want to tell someone how it 'really' is in some relationship posts... If they only knew that their problems were not as unique as they think they are... but I've been there too, and received help, and I enjoy helping them survive their crisis as much as I can.

    There are just a few that absolutely drive me crazy though,, like Emopunk and another one - I guess some will never learn and/or listen. I have noticed that you too have 'given up' up on some - hey, we try to help, but also have a right to keep our sanity, don't we?

    So, now let's have a party and kick some (oops - word got deleted here), cause you will have to study again soon... and there are a lot of kids waiting to be born here, and while waiting, they are giving their mom's a heck of a time. I wish them all well.

    P.S. Magpie - Put up with me a little longer hon, destiny will reward you for it. And I just got all dolled up for you, as you can see on my smiley.. Love, Chery..

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_15.gif edit - by the way, Mag... I love beans too, make great chili!
  • Nov 24, 2007, 03:38 PM
    J_9
    Again Cher, you are an inspiration. I don't know if Jaime or you still have my email, but I spoke with Jaime quite often while you were in the hospital. I would like to keep in touch with her.

    Maybe I'm just mushy from lack of sleep, you know how hard I can be on these kiddos, and that I am not a mushy person in general.

    Maybe I just need a good strong shot of something. LOL

    Uh, oh, about out of smokes, better get running to the store.
  • Nov 24, 2007, 03:55 PM
    Chery
    WOW Mag... I just got through reading post #461 from you...

    This is not usual for you to express yourself so extensively, or write that much, so... what drugs have you been taking lately? (ha ha). You have a lot of knowledge and thanks for sharing. It is great when we can share our knowledge with other individuals and receive some back from them without being shy about it or being prohibited by those around us who are always too busy to listen..

    I notice that when I take my new medication I tend to go on and on and on... but I hope I still make some sense. If I don't, please let me know, OK.


    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_33_4.gifWhen people 'shut me out' of convesations, I just think, one day, they will remember every word I said or wrote, because they too will have times when they feel totally left out...
  • Nov 24, 2007, 06:37 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery
    WOW Mag... I just got through reading post #461 from you....

    This is not usual for you to express yourself so extensively, or write that much, so... what drugs have you been taking lately? (ha ha). You have a lot of knowledge and thanks for sharing. It is great when we can share our knowledge with other individuals and receive some back from them without being shy about it or being prohibited by those around us who are always too busy to listen..

    I notice that when I take my new medication I tend to go on and on and on... but I hope I still make some sense. If I don't, please let me know, OK.


    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_33_4.gifWhen people 'shut me out' of convesations, I just think, one day, they will remember every word I said or wrote, because they too will have times when they feel totally left out...

    Actually, I didn't write that. You will find the link at the bottom. I just happen to agree 100%. Her book is very good and the truth of our money system.
  • Nov 24, 2007, 08:04 PM
    J_9
    Anyone like Harry Potter?

    Bored.com - Harry Potter In The Hood
  • Nov 24, 2007, 08:04 PM
    magprob
    Creature's weak spot: jelly doughnuts

    Whether a mystery critter roaming northern Florida is an orangutan, a "baby Bigfoot" or something else, wildlife officials think it might have a sweet tooth.

    A bear hunter said an animal that could be an orangutan stole jelly doughnuts from him. A wildlife investigator tried without success to use doughnuts to lure the creature into the open in Baker County.

    There have been several sightings of what witnesses have described as a "big orange ball of fur," although officials have yet to identify it, said Karen Parker, a spokeswoman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

    Some residents think the animal is a spider monkey or even a squirrel. Fish and wildlife investigator Ken Holmes said he got a call from a Bigfoot research group asking about it.


    I fell for that jelly doughnut trick once.
  • Nov 24, 2007, 08:06 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Anyone like Harry Potter?

    Bored.com - Harry Potter In The Hood

    OK, That's it! Get out and don't come back!
  • Nov 24, 2007, 08:08 PM
    startover22
    Just going to say hi and walk away...
  • Nov 24, 2007, 08:12 PM
    J_9
    Oh, come on big guy, whatcha going to do to me? Huh? Huh?
  • Nov 24, 2007, 09:30 PM
    magprob
    I've had to gather my senses. I'm sorry, but when you put the two things I despise the most ( Rap and Harry Potter) into my inner sanctum of nonsensical pandamonium, it has the effect of corruption to all that is sacred and dear. Please don't do that.
  • Nov 24, 2007, 09:32 PM
    J_9
    It's too funny, if you don't like either, you may just get a kick out of it.
  • Nov 24, 2007, 09:38 PM
    magprob
    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

    The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

    She said that she did.

    He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

    The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

    She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

    The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
  • Nov 24, 2007, 09:44 PM
    J_9
    Can you get pregnant with a dildo?
  • Nov 24, 2007, 09:49 PM
    magprob
    How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?

    That depends... is it AC or DC?
  • Nov 24, 2007, 09:50 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Can you get pregnant with a dildo?

    No, but you can get pregnant from a toilet seat!
  • Nov 24, 2007, 09:52 PM
    magprob
    An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

    Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

    About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"
  • Nov 24, 2007, 10:16 PM
    magprob
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