Ben posted one of those a while back now I bet you don't have the gall to add that lol
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Ben posted one of those a while back now I bet you don't have the gall to add that lol
Yeeeeeh , you just sit back my beautiful friend, and wait for your machine to beep, letting you know there is a new entry... :)
Oh my oh my oh my you better look online for some fire proof boots for your one way ticket to hell giggle
I couldn't do it - I didn't know how to "respectfully" disquise my newly acquired knowledge.. but I did try :)
I will post it to Ben's thread..
I learned that my good friend AH didn't know the expression SPANK THE MONKEY! until she learned it here.
Tee hee I knew you wouldn't be able too your just to darn sweet.
I'll do it here though, where I am safely tucked away in the looney bin.
The following are things I learned by being a member of AMHD:
1) White wine is dry - not red
2) Hair dye can come out with dish soap ( or so I read )
3) To figure out the equivalent of pounds - you just double the number (right? )
4) And the MOST eye opening of ALL - I now know why Monkeys smile all the time, they probably were just spanked :)
And the award for most niave of all goes too... drum roll please...
ALLHEART
Lol
Quote:
Originally Posted by curlybenswife
Thank you Thank you Thank you. But not I feel like a little vixen, because now I know ;)
Can't pull a spanked monkey over my eyes now ;)
And on that note people I'm heading off to bed at least I can go to sleep smiling tonight oh what a giggle you rock allheart there's no doubt about that, goodnight Joe goodnight ruby see you all in the morning xxxxxxx night folks
Well just gave baby joshua some medicine and teething tablets. Now I am going to do my best to pick his nose. Good night everybody. It has been a huge chuckles. Lol
That would depend how you held it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Allheart
I love you guys so much, have a great sleep!!
The laughter together was GREAT :).
Many monkey hugs :)
Please keep your fingers crossed for me tomorrow.
I have a test at 9:00 am on mood disorders, depression, schizophrenia, and sunstance abuse. I must make a minimum of an 85% to stay in the nursing program next fall.
I know, don't you all tell me I should know all about it cause I have it all. LOL. Just cause you have it don't mean you know it. LOL.
Just keep me in your thoughts in the morning. Send me all those wonderful MONKEY VIBES!!
Sending all the best wishes and good thoughts to you J-9. And will say a special one for you tomorrow.
You just take that test with confidence... and don't worry about the % you need. You will ace it, I just know it :)
Many happy Monkey vibes coming your way!
/does the good luck happy monkey J_9 is going to ace the test monkey dance
OOOOOOOOOOO J you will do just fine ill reward you with a Yahoo gosspi when you get home xxxxxx
Why are women so damn infuriating!
Now are you talking about us monkey loving women or a certain other?
Cappy,
Oh I know exactly what your talking about. That is okay though. I am a lion, and I keep all the monkeys in check. Lol lol lol. I am going to get beaten for that one, I can handle it though.
Leo the lion. Roar.
*hugs joe*, yes, other lady
Oh she needs to learn some monkey business that one lol and joe the day you keep us in check will be the day hell frezzes over tee hee
Hee Hee lol Hee Hee
I am going to hide in my cave now.
Id hide if I were you too lol you wait till ruby see's that chuckles to herself...
Yeah. I done seen it. I ain't chuckling. We monkey women know how to keep you bad boy Leos in check. Where is my whip? Dance Lion Dance!
Cappy, women are a pain in the butt until they reach their 30's and 40's. Actually, maybe it takes them even longer.
And they say women are weird lol not half as weird and freaky as men lol
Both sexes can be a pain in the butt most of the time.
It is rare to find someone you are so totally mentally in sync with that you pretty much know each other's thoughts. The best most of us can do is find someone in which you have a lot in common and the same basic value system. Being able to have a rational discussion without screaming and yelling is what makes for a good basis for a relationship. When you think about marriage, weigh the pros and the cons to being married to that person. If the pros outweigh the cons, you are set. If they don't run for the freakin' hills because it ain't going to work out.
In 8 years me and ben have argued twice I have no wish to sit or stand come to that and scream and shout what a waste of energy there are far more exciting things you can do to get rid of that kind of energy lol
Very true my smart little monkey girl! Very true indeedy. Who needs all that strife? No one, not even Cappy! Heehee
Just curious we have curlyben and curlybenswife on this forum?
Am I right?
Yes, nindzha. They are both on this web site and both have responded to this thread.
Funnily enough the clues in the name we are husband and wife :)
WHAT!! Are you kidding? I had no idea! I just thought it was a co-inkydink that you guys picked the names that you did. Ohhh NOOO. I guess I never should have said all those nasty things I said about Curlyben in those PMs to Curlybenswife. Look! My hair is even standing straighter up and taller, I am so shocked. My face is so red. Ohhh nooo. How do I make this right?
I know, I will buy Ben one of those thingymajjigies from AH's advertisement!
LOL ruby my little monkey friend have you lost the plot?
Yes, m'dear. I am a confuzled little monkey.
Its OK eat a bananna there supposed to help with brain fuel tee hee
WOOO HOOOO WOOO HOOO
Come on and do the monkey dance
Guess who aced her test.....
Guess who is the smartest monkey ever :D
I was already doing my monkey dance before you called. I will now kick it up to the crazy monkey dance level.
WOOOOOO HOOOOO. J. Nice! Good job. Here, have some of the leftover monkey cuppycakes and a jello shot. Nice!
Im so proud of our monkey leader :D
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