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  • Jul 26, 2010, 12:43 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    At 15 she was the one who decided to drink, but what concerns me is has he done this before, and are there other family members at risk of getting this done.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 01:17 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    So helloooo

    Quick q to the ladies.

    I'm buying new sheets. Yes, it seems absurd to even ask for advice on this topic. I've always had black satin sheets. I like satin. It's soft, it keeps me cool at night, and it looks really nice. The girlfriend is somewhat opposed to this idea. When I asked her about it, she said, "It's a girl thing."

    I've googled, "What does black satin sheets mean?" but I got nothing. Did I miss an issue of Cosmo because it got lost in the mail?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 01:23 PM
    Alty

    It may be because of the "player" connotation.

    Black sheets are sexy, mood striking, something a single guy uses to lure the ladies into the sack.

    When you're in a relationship, black satin sheets are no longer okay. Buy cotton, preferably something with little flowers all over it. That says "I'm not planning on bringing anyone else into this bed, heck, I barely want to sleep in it". :)
  • Jul 27, 2010, 01:40 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Haha skip the little flowers and go for 300 count or higher cotton sheets. Solid colors are fine, but remember darker colors aren't forgiving when it comes to umm well... you know... Try to stay away from black.

    Satin sheets definitely sends out player vibes. I've never enjoyed satin especially in the summer months. Now silk sheets, that's where the money is! :D
  • Jul 27, 2010, 01:44 PM
    hheath541

    As alty said, go with cotton. Since I'd rather sleep on the floor than have floral bedding, I would suggest a plain color or stripes. Something simple and functional.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 01:51 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    ... player... connotation?

    ... I DID miss that issue of cosmo.

    I may switch to cotton when I'm... older, but for now... I think I'm going to stick to black satin. Sleeping is one of the very few activities in life I have left that I enjoy...

    800 thread count. Black satin sheets. Done.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 01:56 PM
    cdad
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    ...player...connotation?

    ...I DID miss that issue of cosmo.

    I may switch to cotton when I'm...older, but for now...I think I'm going to stick to black satin. Sleeping is one of the very few activities in life I have left that I enjoy...

    800 thread count. Black satin sheets. Done.

    Just stay away from the camo.. back away and don't go near it. Get cotton for reguler times and get flannel sheets for winter. Trust me on that one. She will love you too for it.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 01:58 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Haha, camo?! I wouldn't go near camo if my life depended on it. I'm currently submerged in a camo/overall culture. For a city boy like me, it's bizarre.

    Where I'm headed, there is no winter... it's 90 degrees year-round. I may keep a spare set of cotton...
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:11 PM
    Just Looking

    Is it the black or the satin that she is opposed to? Maybe just a different color... and not red. :D
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:28 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    as alty said, go with cotton. since I'd rather sleep on the floor than have floral bedding, i would suggest a plain color or stripes. something simple and functional.


    Kind of like what I said? :confused:
    :D
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:33 PM
    albear

    What's wrong with red?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:40 PM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    whats wrong with red?

    Same as black - too sexy and gives off the wrong vibe. A sensual color like champagne would work better to impress a girl.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:41 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    Same as black - too sexy and give off the wrong vibe. A sensual color like champagne would work better to impress a girl.

    I don't even use sheets haha!
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:42 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    Same as black - too sexy and give off the wrong vibe. A sensual color like champagne would work better to impress a girl.

    But I like my red sheets :(
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:43 PM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    but i like my red sheets :(

    Oops. :o Are they satin?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:45 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    Oops. :o Are they satin?

    no... does that ern me some points back?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:45 PM
    EmoPrincess

    What does no sheets say?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:47 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    what does no sheets say?


    Ghetto.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:48 PM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    no..........does that ern me some points back?

    Yes. :) All girls have different thoughts anyway. Some wouldn't mind black or red satin sheets. Some would.

    Emop - no sheets? Are we talking a bare mattress?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:50 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    Yes. :) All girls have different thoughts anyway. Some wouldn't mind black or red satin sheets. Some would.

    Emop - no sheets? Are we talking a bare mattress?

    Does a double bed give me bonus points as well?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 02:54 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    does a double bed give me bonus points aswell?


    No, but a queen will. Well I guess a double bed is better than a single, so you get 1/2 a point with that one.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 03:37 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    what does no sheets say?

    Ghetto.

    I think I may love you a little bit ^_^
  • Jul 27, 2010, 03:50 PM
    albear

    Reet, new plan

    If anyone sees me hanging around over the next week, please tell me to piss off.

    Cheers
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:21 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    Yes. :) All girls have different thoughts anyway. Some wouldn't mind black or red satin sheets. Some would.

    Emop - no sheets? Are we talking a bare mattress?

    Bare mattress, I cover it with a blanket
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:23 PM
    EmoPrincess

    What if the bare mattress also has blood stains and knife holes? Lol then super ghetto?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:32 PM
    cdad
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    what if the bare mattress also has blood stains and knife holes? lol then super ghetto?

    Only when it starts looking like a roach motel ;)
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:33 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by califdadof3 View Post
    Only when it starts looking like a roach motel ;)

    Yuck! None of that in my bed
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:42 PM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Curlyben View Post

    Can I go to the dungeon and start playing with the equipment ? And, who will be there to play too. They have to have a good sense of adventure and purpose, maybe a special purpose would be nice.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:49 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I'm coming too! I have a purpose, not sure if it's special or what it is, but I have one!! :D
  • Jul 27, 2010, 04:54 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    what if the bare mattress also has blood stains and knife holes? lol then super ghetto?

    I think they call that budget ghetto. :p
  • Jul 27, 2010, 05:04 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Haha, budget ghetto.

    Well, I did it. We're not married, it's my bed! I got the black satin. BWA HAHAHA
  • Jul 27, 2010, 05:07 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I think they call that budget ghetto. :p

    Haha, I call it mine
  • Jul 27, 2010, 05:13 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Is there really knife holes and blood stains?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 05:16 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Is there really knife holes and blood stains??

    Yeah, from the last time I was raped and from a few suicide attempts
    The knife holes were I went crazy on my bed instead of myself while I could control myself
  • Jul 27, 2010, 05:24 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Wow. That's effed up.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 05:30 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    wow. that's effed up.

    Eh, life goes on right
  • Jul 27, 2010, 06:02 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    yeah, from the last time I was raped and from a few suicide attempts
    the knife holes were I went crazy on my bed instead of myself while I could control myself

    Hell, stab the mattress, the walls, a teddy bear, slash your clothes to ribbons. It's all better than using the knife on yourself.

    When you move out and start your own life, get a new mattress. It's amazing how getting rid of something with so many bad memories can make a HUGE difference when you're starting over.
  • Jul 27, 2010, 06:05 PM
    Alty

    Hey kids.

    I see we're still talking about sheets.

    Sneezy, what did you start?
  • Jul 27, 2010, 06:06 PM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    yeah, from the last time I was raped and from a few suicide attempts
    the knife holes were I went crazy on my bed instead of myself while I could control myself

    Too much information
  • Jul 27, 2010, 06:07 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    too much information

    Where's the agree button! I want my agree button!

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