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Originally Posted by redhed35

were betting a5ss now?
the 5 is silent.

I like to make things interesting.

who the hell didn't warn me about redhed35?

you all need a spanking.

another cute as sin member... and I didn't even know it.

You know me KP... I try and keep all the cuties to myself. Now you know!

KP, meet Redhed

Well, Red was here for some time KP... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by kp2171

who the hell didnt warn me about redhed35?

you all need a spanking.

another cute as sin member... and i didnt even know it.

Because if you knew about her you would come and sweep her away from us :p

I'll have my spanking now.

Hiya shaz...

You got to know my attention won't be distracted from you, darlin'.

I'm the naughty one who has been absent. My fault. Still... more than glad to stir the pot.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

hiya shaz...

you gotta know my attention wont be distracted from you, darlin'.

im the naughty one who has been absent. my fault. still... more than glad to stir the pot.

Ahem. ;)

Ruh rho... seems that KP will be receiving the spanking now :p

Spankings all round.

Please lean over and drop your pants.

This won't hurt a bit.

Right... every warm up your spanking hand and line up to KP... he won't mind a bit ;)

I think a little stretching first...

And.. ok,I'm ready.

Should I say something dirty to get in the mood?

How about, there's dog poo in the garden.

I will take a pass at spanking any male member of AMHD... :cool:

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Originally Posted by redhed35

i think a little stretching first...

and..ok,im ready.

should i say something dirty to get in the mood?

how about, theres dog poo in the garden.

I just cleaned up dog poo in my living room. You can still smell it, even though I flushed it down the toilet.

Our old dog Indy is completely forgetting that he's house broken.

He came in, squatted and pooed right in front of me.

Grrrr.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I will take a pass at spanking any male member of AMHD...:cool:

I could use a good spanking.

Just saying. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I could use a good spanking.

Just saying. :)

Naturally.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Naturally.

Not too hard, don't leave a mark. Just hard enough.

Okay, we're so bad.

Wrong thread.

Now I'm really going to get spanked. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I just cleaned up dog poo in my living room. You can still smell it, even though I flushed it down the toilet.

Our old dog Indy is completely forgetting that he's house broken.

He came in, squatted and pooed right in front of me.

Grrrr.

Yuck.
Ours "forget" sometimes.

I got drugs for Prada today YAYAYAYAY
Hopefully no more weeing in the house.

Now where were we... as yes, spankings...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Not too hard, don't leave a mark. Just hard enough.

Okay, we're so bad.

Wrong thread.

Now I'm really going to get spanked. :(

But leaving a perfect hand print is the best part :(

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

But leaving a perfect hand print is the best part :(

I bruise easy. :(

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

But leaving a perfect hand print is the best part :(

You two are out of control!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

You two are out of control!

Us?

No way!

We're in complete control. :cool:

Strung out dogs, indoor dog poo,and spanking... you really have to think outside the box to follow the conversations...

Dog poo,drugs and spankings,yes,I can see how they go together!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

strung out dogs, indoor dog poo,and spanking...you really have to think outside the box to follow the conversations...

dog poo,drugs and spankings,yes,i can see how they go together!

I need drugs, I have a really bad headache.

Sigh. No tylenol in the house.

I want to cry. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I need drugs, I have a really bad headache.

Sigh. No tylenol in the house.

I want to cry. :(

Fumes from the poo?

How's the job going?

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Originally Posted by redhed35

fumes from the poo?

hows the job going?

Job hasn't started yet. I'm looking at mid October right now.

I didn't sleep well, my neck hurts, that usually brings on the headache.

I just found some tylenol so hopefully it's gone soon. :)

I'm offline for a few minutes to feed my dog, do some homework, wash the dishes and you talk of dog poo and drugs! :eek:

Dog poo and drugs are a fact of life,sadly so are doing the dishes...

I used to tell mine it was character building to do the dishes.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

dog poo and drugs are a fact of life,sadly so are doing the dishes...

i used to tell mine it was charactor building to do the dishes.

Did that work?

no.

They still did the dishes.

Now it's a headache to expect the dishwasher to be emptied...

Lol! :p

It's frustrating when you have to do the dishes and the liquid soap bottle is empty...

Ok guys. Time for me to got to bed...

Bye everyone! :) Bya later!

Unky out.

Is anyone left? I'm tired. I wish I could leave and go take a nap.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

how about, theres dog poo in the garden.

Hmmm... not the naughty vixen talk I was hoping for, but ill work with it... ;).. uh... maybe not. Somehow dog poo just isn't workable into my thing. That isn't a bad thing you know...

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Originally Posted by alty

didn't sleep well, my neck hurts, that usually brings on the headache.

Sorry if I kept you up too late darlin'. Let me help. Take your shirt off and lay your head in my lap and I'll take care of the tension with a temporal massage in no time. Fingers at the temporal lobes are for you. Sans shirt is for me. Quid pro quo, baby.

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sorry if I kept you up too late darlin'. Let me help. Take your shirt off and lay your head in my lap and I'll take care of the tension with a temporal massage in no time. Fingers at the temporal lobes are for you. Sans shirt is for me. Quid pro quo, baby.

Twist my rubber arm.

The way I read it was that I'd be getting a massage from you and you'd have no shirt on. :)

Since I'm taking off my top could you do the shoulders and back too?

I took my pain killers like a good little girl and nothing.

The fact that it's 31 degrees today is not helping. What is going on here? It's Canada. It's September. We should be having cooler temps, low teens if anything. This is going to be a weird winter if this keeps up.

Global warming? Yay! :)

Ill compromise.

I said take your shirt off, but ill do mine also for fair play.

Take your socks and underwear off too, darlin'.

After the temporal massage ill move down to pressure points in your feet thatll have you rested and relaxed...

Aren't you both married? Sheesh!

Well, I am tired, for many reasons, today was not a perfect day. I need some rest and time to think, so I am leaving for a bit... later.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Well, I am tired, for many reasons, today was not a perfect day. I need some rest and time to think, so I am leaving for a bit...later.

Stringer, you know we're all here for you.

If you need us then holler, we'll be here fast as lightning.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer, you know we're all here for you.

If you need us then holler, we'll be here fast as lightning.

I know, I just need to think for a while and sort some things out. NO, it is not a problem with Marta, that just doesn't happen.

I didn't leave when I said that I was, but I am now for a while, thanks Alty.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I know, I just need to think for a while and sort some things out. NO, it is not a problem with Marta, that just doesn't happen.

I didn't leave when I said that I was, but I am now for a while, thanks Alty.

You go get some rest.

I'm having problems with AMHD anyway. My darn keyboard keeps freezing up. Not so much on threads, but it is happening and then the whole system reboots and everything I typed is gone. :(

We're here when you need us. Not if, when.

Love you Stringer. Hugs to you and Marta too.