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  • Sep 9, 2009, 09:09 AM
    albear

    Bad burns? Because if they are you shouldn't be here talking you should have gone to a&e alreaddy red :eek:
  • Sep 9, 2009, 09:12 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    bad burns? because if they are you shouldnt be here talking you should have gone to a&e alreaddy red :eek:


    Only babies go to A&E..

    Ill live,they will match the other burns,there is a pair of oven gloves hanging up,you would think I would use them,duh!

    We irish women can haul a turkey out of a raging hot oven with our teeth,did you not know that bear.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 09:17 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    only babies go to A&E..

    ill live,they will match the other burns,there is a pair of oven gloves hanging up,you would think i would use them,duh!

    we irish women can haul a turkey out of a raging hot oven with our teeth,did you not know that bear.

    Hey I had to go to a&e a couple of times, although once was because the paramedics didn't trust me when I said I was fine :D

    You should take better care of yourself red, or eventually through all this burning you will be all red :eek:

    And no I didn't know that about irish women, I should remember that in case it ever comes in handy ;)
  • Sep 9, 2009, 09:20 AM
    Unknown008
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    Yep, magic powder. Had to use it the first time when Red made a omplete mess in the castle, with a gigantic crocodile. I used the powder to make the crocodile shrink to the size of a soccer ball, then put it back in the lake... I'll do it tomorrow. Lots of homework today.

    Attachment 24391

    Bye everyone! :)
  • Sep 9, 2009, 09:24 AM
    albear

    Later unky, I've got some work that needs doing as well, althoguh by the sounds of it not as much as you, good luck and cya later :)
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:20 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Yep, magic powder. Had to use it the first time when Red made a omplete mess in the castle, with a gigantic crocodile. I used the powder to make the crocodile shrink to the size of a soccer ball, then put it back in the lake... I'll do it tomorrow. Lots of homework today.

    Attachment 24391

    Bye everyone! :)


    So you did unky... ah fond memories.

    Children keep looking for the computer.. grr.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:30 AM
    88sunflower
    Hmm everyone has run off.

    Red red are you still here?
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:33 AM
    albear

    Il be here in a bit sunny and red, I need to go find a postbox before it gets dark, but I don't know where the closest one is, so I'm going postbox hunting :)

    Cya later
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:34 AM
    88sunflower
    Happy box hunting bear.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:35 AM
    redhed35

    I'm here... alls quite.

    How was the gym,have you buns of steel yet.

    Heading to the cinema later,back row snogging brendan,popcorn teeth and coke breathe... delish!
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:39 AM
    88sunflower
    Oh so romantic. Do everything I would do!

    Buns of steel baby. You can bounce a dime off 'em.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:41 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Oh so romantic. Do everything I would do!

    Buns of steel baby. You can bounce a dime off 'em.


    I have buns of candy floss,I won't go into the details,its x rated and over 25's only.

    poor unky would fall down in a faint.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:47 AM
    88sunflower
    Yes we can't warp young innocent minds.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:51 AM
    redhed35

    Do you believe in love at first sight sunny?

    I'm not talking about a mans willie,I'm talking hot choclate fudge cake...

    Oh... my.. god... orgasmic.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:53 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    do you believe in love at first sight sunny?

    im not talking about a mans willie,im talking hot choclate fudge cake....

    oh...my..god...orgasmic.

    For crying out loud a mans willie! Yes in that case... wait hot chocolate fudge cake? Hmmm of course especially if the chocolate is all drippy over the edges.

    Oh you little tease. Is it warm and gooey to?
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:56 AM
    redhed35

    Its amazing.. it has this creamy stuff in the middle,how do they make these,and its like,not hard around the edges (mans willie again)...

    Hmmmm.. a mans willie.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:57 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    its amazing..it has this creamy stuff in the middle,how do they make these,and its like,not hard around the edges (mans willie again) .......

    hmmmm..a mans willie.

    Are you sure your not just getting the two confused? They sound aweful lot alike.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:58 AM
    88sunflower
    If you had a willie would you play with it? I wonder this sometimes. Seems like they all do. Makes you wonder what your missing out on.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 10:59 AM
    redhed35

    They really do,although I'm certain it's a cake in my mouth...

    Yes,yes.. a cake,I'm sure of it.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:01 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    If you had a willie would you play with it? I wonder this sometimes. Seems like they all do. Makes ya wonder what your missing out on.


    I have a spare one under the stairs,I take it out when I need something fixed..

    Play with a willie,I'm not sure,id probably spend a few days in shock if I suddenly woke up to find I had grown a willie...

    Now that would be an interesting thread.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:02 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i have a spare one under the stairs,i take it out when i need something fixed..

    play with a willie,im not sure,id probably spend a few days in shock if i suddenly woke up to find i had grown a willie...

    now that would be an interesting thread.

    Oh god! Can you even imagine. Ok lets not even go there any farther.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:08 AM
    redhed35

    What would you do?

    Run around the place screaming look at my willie,look at my willie...

    Scary stuff sunny,scary stuff.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:12 AM
    redhed35

    I'm all about communication in a relationship,I made brendan dinner today,so I communicated that's he's driving tonight!

    I can't get the image of a willie growing out of me... its really not pleasant.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:15 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    im all about communication in a relationship,i made brendan dinner today,so i communicated thats hes driving tonight!

    i can't get the image of a willie growing out of me...its really not pleasent.

    Breath red, honey just breath.

    Here think of this. Brendan's willie growing out of him... keep thinking...
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:18 AM
    redhed35

    I think I might need a drink after this whole conversation..

    I better get ready sunny,ill be back in a few minutes.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:22 AM
    albear

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    im all about communication in a relationship,i made brendan dinner today,so i communicated thats hes driving tonight!

    i can't get the image of a willie growing out of me...its really not pleasent.

    Did I come back at a really inconvienient point :eek:
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:22 AM
    88sunflower
    OK

    Better drink a cold one
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:23 AM
    88sunflower
    No bear it's a good time. Her and I can't be left alone ever. Strange things happen.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:25 AM
    redhed35

    OK I'm ready,how do I look?
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:26 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    ok im ready,how do i look?

    OH look at her bear! She is so pretty like a princess.
    Is that Queen Altys? Hmmm your messing with fire wearing that on a date.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:28 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    OH look at her bear! She is so pretty like a princess.
    Is that Queen Altys? Hmmm your messing with fire wearing that on a date.


    You think?

    But alty wears this stuff all the time!

    You think the bustier is too much,ah it will be fine,if I get arrested I ask to log on instead of a phone call.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:30 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    you think?

    but alty wears this stuff all the time!

    you think the bustier is too much,ah it will be fine,if i get arrested i ask to log on instead of a phone call.

    Well here then fill the bustier to its not so roomy.
    Eh them bear are you watching? Are they full enough?
    They look fine. Now remember to hang it back up before midnight.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:30 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    No bear its a good time. Her and I can't be left alone ever. Strange things happen.

    As I've just read :D

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    ok im ready,how do i look?

    Absolutely gorgeous, I don't even need to see you and I know ;)
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:31 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Well here then fill the bustier to its not so roomy.
    eh em bear are you watching? Are they full enough?
    They look fine. Now remember to hang it back up before midnight.

    No I'm not promise, I'm covering my eyes, tell me when I can look OK :)
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:32 AM
    redhed35
    Thank you...

    Think I've had a change of heart about the underwear though... its cold tonight,better put some on! Har di har... the poor kitty will be cold.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:33 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    thankyou...

    think ive had a change of heart about the underwear though...its cold tonight,better put some on!! har di har...the poor kitty will be cold.

    Here borrow kc's thongs and cover the kitty.

    (poke) your peaking bear!
    Wait he is taking pictures. Of. The. Moon.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:36 AM
    redhed35

    Bear! You dirty dog...

    My moon is for private...

    Think I have enough stuffing sunny,I can't see my feet anymore.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:40 AM
    88sunflower
    Bear she meant for "private viewing"

    Did he leave us again? Are we talking to a wall again? Men!

    Ok, now lets look at these muffins of yours, wait let me feel. Yes they are perfect. Just don't worry about your toes they are still there stop looking for them.
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:43 AM
    albear

    You got me, but can you blame me really :)

    Sorry sunny, I didn't realise when you said don't peak you were going to take my internet away for a minute or two :D

    Red you don't need stuffing your perfect just the way you are :)
  • Sep 9, 2009, 11:43 AM
    redhed35

    SUNNY enough stuffing... dolly got nothing compared to me now...

    Brendan going to have a heart attack when he sees these babies!

    What should we name them... sally and nancy?

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