Ask Me Help Desk - Starby's last castle

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Originally Posted by adam_89

oh shazzy, you say things that just make a man go crazy.

Well, i had a van but i kind of decided to drive it through the woods on the way back so needless to say, it doesn't work anymore...shouldn't have had all those beers.

See sheriff its right here

Upon our running I came across a new van for us!

Be careful with this one Adam!!

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/vanning_1.jpg

OK first shaz if your drinking with the big dogs get off the porch. Red and I have learned to run FAST. You took the beer and now your in, yes the beer with the big head remember? Or you spit the big head out, I can't remember. So anyway now your in.

Sooo... now how does adam get to hunt us down while he is guilty of stealing the van drunk and smashing it. How rude of the Sheriff to play favorites. Maybe he should have Salvador put to him.

Yes I said Salvador.

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Upon our running I came across a new van for us!

Be careful with this one Adam!!!!

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/vanning_1.jpg

SWEET!!
I love it!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

SWEET!!!
I love it!

But should we let Adam drive it... hmmmmm :p

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

see sheriff its right here

"Justice is blind."

I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

OK first shaz if your drinking with the big dogs get off the porch. red and I have learned to run FAST. You took the beer and now your in, yes the beer with the big head remember? Or you spit the big head out, I can't remember. So anyways now your in.

Sooo.....now how does adam get to hunt us down while he is guilty of stealing the van drunk and smashing it. How rude of the Sheriff to play favorites. Maybe he should have Salvador put to him.

Yes I said Salvador.

Adam... chains and handcuffs... bring chains and handcuffs!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.

I like your train of thought!

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

I like your train of thought!

Oh yea, that's what I'm talking about.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.

Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast... she honestly believed it would steer itself... :eek::rolleyes:

I have chains, rope, handcuffs, Whips, jumper cables, paddles... Wait, what was we doing again?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast...she honestly believed it would steer itself....:eek::rolleyes:

Yes, exactly the reference I was making. Thank You

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I have chains, rope, handcuffs, Whips, jumper cables, paddles.... Wait, what was we doing again?

Adam where are you... oh no, you're not putting the jumper leads on my...

OWWWWWWW

Yeah :cool:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast...she honestly believed it would steer itself....:eek::rolleyes:

Hahahahahaha seriously?? :eek:

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Hahahahahaha seriously??????? :eek:

Ha Haaaa, yep, I am the Sheriff (and a salesman) would I EVER lie to you? :)

Sheriff, you see where your dep put the jumper cables on shaz? I am sure he is drinking again! He must be fired!

Come to us adam we will take you in. We like chains, handcuffs and rope and whatever else you use with the Sheriff.

Sorry Shazzy. I had an urge.

But it happens right?

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Sheriff, you see where your dep put the jumper cables on shaz? I am sure he is drinking again! He must be fired!

Come to us adam we will take you in. We like chains, handcuffs and rope and whatever else you use with the Sheriff.

Now... would you deny a person a little personal pleasure? I am referring to Adam... :D

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Sorry Shazzy. I had an urge.

but it happens right?

Deputy, the law understands some personal urges... we kind of look away... you know...

Heheh. Meow

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Now...would you deny a person a little personal pleasure? I am referring to Adam....:D

What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

ALTY!!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

heheh. meow

Good, you are bilingual... we can use that!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

ALTY!!!!!!!!

No-one can save my nipp... err... that body part adam shocked :p

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

ALTY!!!!!!!!

Well, it seems that no crime was committed here. The 'victim' seems to have no debilitating pain... actually she seemed to be in a state of pleasure... case closed.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Good, you are bilingual...we can use that!

Oh yes. Have many skills. Very long time.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Well, it seems that no crime was committed here. The 'victim' seems to have no debilitating pain....actually she seemed to be in a state of pleasure....case closed.

Oh yes, I think he just went there.

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

No-one can save my nipp... err.... that body part adam shocked :p

For some reason I am experiencing a rise in my blood pressure?? :confused:

Get adam out of our van! He is a trader! He fooled us. Lets go shaz, you better drive. I drank a lot. You had more head. Your safe.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

For some reason I am experiencing a rise in my blood pressure?????:confused:

Oooh let me take a look at that for you, it could be deadly if we don't relieve the pressure! :eek:

Shaz I am so let down in you
First its drinking head again and now your liking your nippers clamped?

Sunny and red up a tree plotting and planning and dying for a wee!

Looks like we have been foiled again sunny... never fear...
I have a plan.

We'll need some stuff..
1. a blanket.
2. strong rope.
3. a wheel barrow.
4. a brain.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

sunny and red up a tree plotting and planning and dying for a wee!

looks like we have been foiled again sunny...never fear...
i have a plan.

we'll need some stuff..
1. a blanket.
2. strong rope.
3. a wheel barrow.
4. a brain.

Like that can't be used sexually too... I'm going to confiscate it.

Shaz has crossed over to the dark side!

It's a christmas gift from the gods!

Oh and I am not a trader. I am your local neighborhood friend who you can have faith in.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Like that can't be used sexually too... I'm going to confiscate it.

Yep, everything but the brain :D

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Get adam out of our van! He is a trader! He fooled us. Lets go shaz, you better drive. I drank alot. You had more head. Your safe.

Not going anywhere without this here distributor!

Dang it girl you run off and look what happens.
Shaz and adam are clamping nippers and the sheriff is watching.
I don't know but lets do this. I guess I have the brain you have every thing else? Ha ha

Yea, you can keep the brain, I think Shazz wants to test the rest.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

dang it girl you run off and look what happens.
shaz and adam are clamping nippers and the sheriff is watching.
I dont know but lets do this. I guess I have the brain you have every thing else? ha ha

Hahaha my partner just read this conversation and shook his head and walked off... he think we are insane..

Better give me that brain :p