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  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:47 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    oh shazzy, you say things that just make a man go crazy.

    Well, i had a van but i kind of decided to drive it through the woods on the way back so needless to say, it doesn't work anymore...shouldn't have had all those beers.

    See sheriff its right here
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:51 AM
    shazamataz

    Upon our running I came across a new van for us!

    Be careful with this one Adam!!

    http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/vanning_1.jpg
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:51 AM
    88sunflower
    OK first shaz if your drinking with the big dogs get off the porch. Red and I have learned to run FAST. You took the beer and now your in, yes the beer with the big head remember? Or you spit the big head out, I can't remember. So anyway now your in.


    Sooo... now how does adam get to hunt us down while he is guilty of stealing the van drunk and smashing it. How rude of the Sheriff to play favorites. Maybe he should have Salvador put to him.

    Yes I said Salvador.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:52 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Upon our running I came across a new van for us!

    Be careful with this one Adam!!!!

    http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/vanning_1.jpg

    SWEET!!
    I love it!
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:53 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    SWEET!!!
    I love it!

    But should we let Adam drive it... hmmmmm :p
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:54 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    see sheriff its right here

    "Justice is blind."
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:55 AM
    adam_89

    I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    OK first shaz if your drinking with the big dogs get off the porch. red and I have learned to run FAST. You took the beer and now your in, yes the beer with the big head remember? Or you spit the big head out, I can't remember. So anyways now your in.


    Sooo.....now how does adam get to hunt us down while he is guilty of stealing the van drunk and smashing it. How rude of the Sheriff to play favorites. Maybe he should have Salvador put to him.

    Yes I said Salvador.

    Adam... chains and handcuffs... bring chains and handcuffs!
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:55 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.

    I like your train of thought!
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:56 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I like your train of thought!

    Oh yea, that's what I'm talking about.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:56 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.

    Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast... she honestly believed it would steer itself... :eek::rolleyes:
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:57 AM
    adam_89

    I have chains, rope, handcuffs, Whips, jumper cables, paddles... Wait, what was we doing again?
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:58 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast...she honestly believed it would steer itself....:eek::rolleyes:

    Yes, exactly the reference I was making. Thank You
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:59 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I have chains, rope, handcuffs, Whips, jumper cables, paddles.... Wait, what was we doing again?

    Adam where are you... oh no, you're not putting the jumper leads on my...

    OWWWWWWW

    Yeah :cool:
  • Aug 26, 2009, 07:59 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast...she honestly believed it would steer itself....:eek::rolleyes:

    Hahahahahaha seriously?? :eek:
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:01 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Hahahahahaha seriously??????? :eek:

    Ha Haaaa, yep, I am the Sheriff (and a salesman) would I EVER lie to you? :)
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:03 AM
    88sunflower
    Sheriff, you see where your dep put the jumper cables on shaz? I am sure he is drinking again! He must be fired!

    Come to us adam we will take you in. We like chains, handcuffs and rope and whatever else you use with the Sheriff.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:06 AM
    adam_89

    Sorry Shazzy. I had an urge.

    But it happens right?
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:06 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Sheriff, you see where your dep put the jumper cables on shaz? I am sure he is drinking again! He must be fired!

    Come to us adam we will take you in. We like chains, handcuffs and rope and whatever else you use with the Sheriff.

    Now... would you deny a person a little personal pleasure? I am referring to Adam... :D
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:07 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Sorry Shazzy. I had an urge.

    but it happens right?

    Deputy, the law understands some personal urges... we kind of look away... you know...
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:08 AM
    adam_89

    Heheh. Meow
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:08 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Now...would you deny a person a little personal pleasure? I am referring to Adam....:D

    What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

    ALTY!!
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:09 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    heheh. meow

    Good, you are bilingual... we can use that!
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:10 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

    ALTY!!!!!!!!

    No-one can save my nipp... err... that body part adam shocked :p
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:11 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

    ALTY!!!!!!!!

    Well, it seems that no crime was committed here. The 'victim' seems to have no debilitating pain... actually she seemed to be in a state of pleasure... case closed.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:11 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Good, you are bilingual...we can use that!

    Oh yes. Have many skills. Very long time.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:11 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Well, it seems that no crime was committed here. The 'victim' seems to have no debilitating pain....actually she seemed to be in a state of pleasure....case closed.

    Oh yes, I think he just went there.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:12 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    No-one can save my nipp... err.... that body part adam shocked :p

    For some reason I am experiencing a rise in my blood pressure?? :confused:
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:13 AM
    88sunflower
    Get adam out of our van! He is a trader! He fooled us. Lets go shaz, you better drive. I drank a lot. You had more head. Your safe.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:13 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    For some reason I am experiencing a rise in my blood pressure?????:confused:

    Oooh let me take a look at that for you, it could be deadly if we don't relieve the pressure! :eek:
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:14 AM
    88sunflower
    Shaz I am so let down in you
    First its drinking head again and now your liking your nippers clamped?
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:15 AM
    redhed35

    Sunny and red up a tree plotting and planning and dying for a wee!

    Looks like we have been foiled again sunny... never fear...
    I have a plan.

    We'll need some stuff..
    1. a blanket.
    2. strong rope.
    3. a wheel barrow.
    4. a brain.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:16 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    sunny and red up a tree plotting and planning and dying for a wee!

    looks like we have been foiled again sunny...never fear...
    i have a plan.

    we'll need some stuff..
    1. a blanket.
    2. strong rope.
    3. a wheel barrow.
    4. a brain.

    Like that can't be used sexually too... I'm going to confiscate it.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:17 AM
    redhed35
    Shaz has crossed over to the dark side!

    It's a christmas gift from the gods!
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:17 AM
    adam_89

    Oh and I am not a trader. I am your local neighborhood friend who you can have faith in.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:18 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Like that can't be used sexually too... I'm going to confiscate it.

    Yep, everything but the brain :D
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:18 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Get adam out of our van! He is a trader! He fooled us. Lets go shaz, you better drive. I drank alot. You had more head. Your safe.

    Not going anywhere without this here distributor!
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:18 AM
    88sunflower
    Dang it girl you run off and look what happens.
    Shaz and adam are clamping nippers and the sheriff is watching.
    I don't know but lets do this. I guess I have the brain you have every thing else? Ha ha
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:19 AM
    adam_89

    Yea, you can keep the brain, I think Shazz wants to test the rest.
  • Aug 26, 2009, 08:20 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    dang it girl you run off and look what happens.
    shaz and adam are clamping nippers and the sheriff is watching.
    I dont know but lets do this. I guess I have the brain you have every thing else? ha ha

    Hahaha my partner just read this conversation and shook his head and walked off... he think we are insane..

    Better give me that brain :p

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