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  • Aug 14, 2009, 09:48 AM
    jenniepepsi

    Aww wow the poor guy. That really sucks!

    *sarcasm coming from ALL directions*
  • Aug 14, 2009, 09:54 AM
    Unknown008

    Well, he seemed quite excited to be going out on his blog... :confused:

    I do understand him well concerning the mosquitoes. I do have those seasons here in Mauritius, and there are two medium plots of "wild" land in front of the house and besides it. I've once seen a hare there! :)

    EDIT: Oops, hey Jennie! :)
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:07 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I so read this serious.
    Where is your sticky tongue? :p

    Haha... :p

    Actually one of my mums friends was making some "special" cookies one day and her mother came over, she panicked and threw it out the window... Where the dogs were!
    They ate the lot, poor puppies, and that story is true :D haha
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:12 AM
    Alty

    Every year my parents bought Snaps bonnen (sp?) they're liquor filled bean shaped chocolates. More liquor then chocolate. One of those suckers could knock you out.

    Anyway, my mom always put them on a fancy plate on the coffee table when guests came over.

    One time she forgot to put them away, our little 10 pound poodle ate the lot of them.

    He was drunk as a skunk, couldn't even walk up the stairs. Also, the chocolate, not good. He had the "squirts" for a week after that.

    Good news, he never went near them again.

    Bad news, the squirts occurred on my parents brand new light gray carpet.

    He almost died that week, not because of the chocolate, but because of the carpet. ;)
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:19 AM
    Justwantfair
    One of my first 'family' cooking experiences.
    I made a roast with all the trimmings for the whole family.
    We had a ball game for my brother that night, so we left the roast cooling on the table while we ran out to pick him up.
    My 12 lb. Lhasapoo ate his own weight in roast. Twelve pounds!
    I still don't understand how he did it and where he put it!
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:21 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    One of my first 'family' cooking experiences.
    I made a roast with all the trimmings for the whole family.
    We had a ball game for my brother that night, so we left the roast cooling on the table while we ran out to pick him up.
    My 12 lb. Lhasapoo ate his own weight in roast. Twelve pounds!!
    I still don't understand how he did it and where he put it!!

    He probably buried some of it in the yard to save for a rainy day. ;)
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:27 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post

    He almost died that week, not because of the chocolate, but because of the carpet. ;)

    I know that story is bad but it made me giggle :D
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:27 AM
    shazamataz

    Wow Justy, that is a fair effort!
    I bet he didn't eat again for a week :D
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:34 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I know that story is bad but it made me giggle :D

    I can giggle now.

    My parents, it took a while. ;)
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:40 AM
    jenniepepsi

    Hi jerry :P you didn't see me earlier huh?
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:45 AM
    Unknown008

    Nope because you're using the 'invisible mode'. So, I can't be sure if you're still here or not. :/
  • Aug 14, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Wow Justy, that is a fair effort!
    I bet he didn't eat again for a week :D

    That dog was SO sick.
    He was an indoor dog so I have no clue where he could have hidden any of it, but that plate did not have any pot roast on it.
    He was a little dog we never even could figure out how he got to it!
    Still loved him, he was a great dog.
    The incident did not teach him anything about roast though...
    He would still be begging on roast after.

    My second dog (and you dog lovers are going to jump me for this one) would beg for food all the time. Well I am a big sushi fan and I finally found the one thing he wouldn't beg for... wasabi! So every meal I would keep wasabi next to me and if he tried begging I would put a wasabi covered chopstick in front of him. It actually made him wimper and hide... I won't even tell you about the day he actually licked it. :D
  • Aug 14, 2009, 11:07 AM
    Unknown008

    LMAO! :p
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:01 PM
    adam_89

    You guys have some funny stories.

    No Alty, I still can't see your bunny, well never have I just figured you wanted us to stare at your bunnies a$$ all day.

    Poor Sneezy. That does sound horrile. The heat does got to suck though. It is 90 degrees here and very humid.

    You ever hear anything about Sneezy's situation?
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:06 PM
    Alty

    Sneezy will be going back to the States next Thursday. It's a no go, he talked to the Dean and everything. It's a big mess and they won't budge.

    The next flight out is next Thursday so he's treating this like a vacation, then he'll go home, run his gas station and hopefully go back to med school in January.
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:07 PM
    Alty

    Justy, check my signature. :)

    I had to do it.
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:08 PM
    Unknown008

    Hey Adam! There's a thread about him already, and he's returning home. He'll be going there in January, or so I hear.
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:09 PM
    Unknown008
    Hey Alty, what are people going to think when they'll see that! They'll firstly think of a man, and not her dog, lmao!! :p
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:12 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Hey Alty, what are people gonna think when they'll see that!? They'll firstly think of a man, and not her dog, lmao!!! :p

    I know, that's why I had to post it. It's funny. It'll make people wonder. It sounds dirty but it's not.

    Giggle.

    I love it! :D
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:16 PM
    Unknown008

    I going now... have a good day all of you! :)

    Unky out.
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:18 PM
    adam_89

    I am glad I had the chance to read that about the dog first. Lol

    I guess I missed the page about Sneezy. Anyone have a link?

    It is a shame that he wasn't able to keep at it but at least January isn't to far away.

    Sneezy runs a gas station? I thought he ran a restaurant? Who is it that runs a restaurant around here?
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:18 PM
    adam_89
    See you later Unky!
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Unknown008

    Here you are Adam. I'm really off now. Cya! :)

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...zy-385558.html
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I am glad I had the chance to read that about the dog first. Lol

    I guess I missed the page about Sneezy. Anyone have a link?

    It is a shame that he wasn't able to keep at it but atleast January isn't to far away.

    Sneezy runs a gas station? I thought he ran a restaraunt? Who is it that runs a restaraunt around here?

    He had a restaurant, had to close it.

    He just bought the gas station before a week before he left for med school. His parents are running it but they're having problems, so it probably for the best that he's going back home for a while, get things settled, get the gas station to the point where his parents can run it without him.
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:53 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    One of my first 'family' cooking experiences.
    I made a roast with all the trimmings for the whole family.
    We had a ball game for my brother that night, so we left the roast cooling on the table while we ran out to pick him up.
    My 12 lb. Lhasapoo ate his own weight in roast. Twelve pounds!!
    I still don't understand how he did it and where he put it!!

    Did you see where I thanked you Justy?
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:58 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Justy, check my signature. :)

    I had to do it.

    You continue to make people 'stars'.
  • Aug 14, 2009, 12:58 PM
    adam_89

    Hey Stringer. How are you doing today in this muggy weather?
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:01 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Hey Stringer. How are you doing today in this muggy weather?

    Not so good Adam, exhausted, I was out in the sun most of the day and then had my staff meeting... Started at 9 this morning and I just got back home. It was muggy and 93 degrees...
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:05 PM
    adam_89

    That definitely does not sound like fun. I am ready for the weekend
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:08 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    That definately does not sound like fun. I am ready for the weekend

    It wasn't and I had to put up with my business partner all day... narcissist ba$$t*rd! @~$~#@^%&@*
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:21 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    He had a restaurant, had to close it.

    He just bought the gas station before a week before he left for med school. His parents are running it but they're having problems, so it probably for the best that he's going back home for a while, get things settled, get the gas station to the point where his parents can run it without him.

    My son called me the 'Station of Gas' :(

    Yes, Stringer, I saw that you said thanks, but I think I was confused trying to figure out if you were actually addressing the quote, so in my confusion I never commented. This my favorite Supergirl, she is the one from Smallville.

    I love the quote Alty, actually had to strain to remember what I was really talking about.

    I thought asking about Shazzy's sticky tongue would have made a wall somewhere. LOL. :p
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:22 PM
    Alty

    I like the one I picked better Justy. :)
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:25 PM
    adam_89

    So, we had some bad floods around here and you know what that means? A lot of stuff got ruined. So you know what that means? People are disposing of this stuff? So you know what that means? I have to work all day tomorrow.
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:32 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I like the one I picked better Justy. :)

    Wow and you didn't like the fact that my twelve year old son told me I was a 'station of gas'??

    It was funny, it was.

    My daughter: "Where are we going?"
    My partner: "We are stopping at the station of gas?"
    My daughter: "Don't you mean a gas station?"
    My partner: "Nope, today we are going to the station of gas instead"
    My daughter: "What is the station of gas?"
    My son: "Mommy!"
    ::insert everyone's laughter in the car, except my own:: :mad:
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:33 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    So, we had some bad floods around here and you know what that means? Alot of stuff got ruined. So you know what that means? People are disposing of this stuff? So you know what that means? I have to work all day tommorrow.

    Call in sick or love the OT... :D
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:34 PM
    adam_89

    Haha. Sorry to laugh at your expense Justy
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:35 PM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Call in sick or love the OT... :D

    Well, I will be the only one working so I can't call in so I guess I will just love the paycheck come Thursday. I think I will have 13 hours of overtime but it still won't amount to what I used to make so I still complain. Haha
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:38 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Haha. Sorry to laugh at your expense Justy

    What makes the story even funnier is my partner is forced to volunteer as part of his management position, it is something the company does.

    Well this year, they are volunteering at the animal shelter.

    They nominated my partner to be the 'King of Poo!'

    So here you have it, the 'King of Poo!' and the 'Station of Gas'!

    Imagine the family functions we have at our house.
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:48 PM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    What makes the story even funnier is my partner is forced to volunteer as part of his management position, it is something the company does.

    Well this year, they are volunteering at the animal shelter.

    They nominated my partner to be the 'King of Poo!'

    So here you have it, the 'King of Poo!' and the 'Station of Gas'!!

    Imagine the family functions we have at our house.

    Oh boy
  • Aug 14, 2009, 01:57 PM
    adam_89

    Well, Bye Everyone.

    I am out of here. I will be back tomorrow.

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