Withdrawl method? What did I miss?

KC, I'd pay good money to see you in fish net stockings and high heels. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)

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It's a good read, when you do get a chance. :D

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I use the face method...if you don't know what that is, send me an IM and I will explain...DING!

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Hahahaha, oh god! I can't breathe! LOL

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I use the face method...if you don't know what that is, send me an IM and I will explain...DING!

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You give facials do you? Naughty boy! :D

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

It's a good read, when you do get a chance. :D

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I'll have to read it later then. After we've added on another 20 pages plus.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You give facials do you? Naughty boy! :D

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You seem a little too enthusiastic about that Alty ;)
Lol

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

You seem a little too enthusiastic about that Alty ;)
lol

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Do I? CRAP! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You give facials do you? Naughty boy! :D

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KC is drowning in PMs now... hehe.

I think he should have to completely explain... I mean shoot kp does, that is why I had to stop wearing panties.

KC wasn't there when the booty was bruised was he :p

It is simple. Faces don't get pregnant... so... that leaves a viable option... for the male "milk"

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

KC wasn't there when the booty was bruised was he :p

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I don't kiss and tell. Wait, actually I do.

Busted! :D

KC, did you bruise my booty?

We know it somehow involved Altys telephone but we don't know who actually did it lol

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I don't kiss and tell. Wait, actually I do.

Busted! :D

KC, did you bruise my booty?

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Not yet... patience my gal, patience.

I love heels and fish nets! Uhh.. I mean, I've never tried that stuff on before, I have no idea what you're talking about


I use the pull out and pray method, I've heard it does wonders for not getting a girl pregnant.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

It is simple. Faces don't get pregnant...so...that leaves a viable option...for the male "milk"

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Male milk, LMAO! Damn, I was drinking coffee!

::Alty wipes coffee off monitor, keyboard, chin, lap::

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Originally Posted by kctiger

It is simple. Faces don't get pregnant...so...that leaves a viable option...for the male "milk"

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My motto: Waste not, want not :p

Do you have milk in your coffee? :eek:
It might well be KC's

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Not yet...patience my gal, patience.

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I'm not getting any younger.

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

My motto: Waste not, want not :p

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Open wide... :cool:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

My motto: Waste not, want not :p

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Only after a LOT of pineapple juice :p

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I love heels and fish nets! uhh..I mean, I've never tried that stuff on before, I have no idea what you're talking about


I use the pull out and pray method, I've heard it does wonders for not getting a girl pregnant.

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I use the vasectomy method, that works every time. Not because we took the bullets out of the gun, but because he was so sore for so long that we just didn't have sex.

Thank God for my vibrator! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Thank God for my vibrator! :D

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Do you have a rabbit? ;)
Would be appropriate lol

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Open wide...:cool:

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Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Do you have milk in your coffee? :eek:
It might well be KC's

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OMG! I just finished cleaning up the coffee, now I have to do it again.

If it is KC's milk in my coffee, I have to say, KC, baby, how you doing? :)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Open wide...:cool:

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Nothing like a yummy milkshake.

More please, sir?

Carry on :cool:

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Do you have a rabbit? ;)
Would be appropriate lol

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That's on my wish list. Would it be inappropriate to ask for one for Mothers day?

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!!

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That really stings! :eek:

Hahaha, If I were your kid I'd get you one...
Best... investment... ever!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That really stings! :eek:

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Better in your eye than in your hair! Yukky

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!!

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No, it's like catching peanuts :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Hahaha, If I were your kid I'd get you one...
best... investment... ever!

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Not from my kids, from my husband. OMG, I can just imagine my kids going to the sex store to buy me a vibrator. There goes the mother of the year award, again! :p

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

No, it's like catching peanuts :rolleyes:

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Since when are peanuts gooey? Lol

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Better in your eye than in your hair! yukky

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Plus that's just waste of a tasty treat. :mad:

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Better in your eye than in your hair! yukky

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Actually, I wear contacts, speaking for experience...

One nasty eye infection later, I would rather have it in my hair.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Not from my kids, from my husband. OMG, I can just imagine my kids going to the sex store to buy me a vibrator. There goes the mother of the year award, again! :p

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When Vaughn was little he was a real brat and he was going through his mums drawers... he found her vibrator...

He never went in her room again lol

This thread has taken a whole new shape.

I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method

We've really gone right down the gutter haven't we...

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

This thread has taken a whole new shape.

I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method

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:( What happened to my thread...

P.S. What's a philly fake out?

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

This thread has taken a whole new shape.

I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method

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Do tell...

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

When Vaughn was little he was a real brat and he was going through his mums drawers... he found her vibrator...

He never went in her room again lol

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My neighbors kid once brought her vibrator downstairs and asked if he could take it to school for show and tell because it did neat stuff. :eek: