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  • Mar 16, 2009, 08:41 AM
    Justwantfair

    You aren't going to let any more ducks burn up in flames I hope ;)
  • Mar 16, 2009, 08:44 AM
    JoeCanada76

    If that is what it takes to send a message to the rest of the inmates. Plus it provides for free food. Helps save on the budget.. We are all in cut back mode...
  • Mar 16, 2009, 08:55 AM
    Justwantfair

    Ahhh, so it's just an intimidation tactic...

    In that case, it's so much worse... poor Starby, suffering the flames for the personal agenda... shame, I tell you, shame.

    :D

    I have not learn any lessons from this experience, if fact you may see more of a backlash from my jail cell ;)

    Hope you and Adam are armed and ready.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 08:57 AM
    JoeCanada76

    Adam went out to get all he can. I think he is getting ready for you...

    For me though... I will let you blow of steam in your cell. While I am poking a metal rod in between the bars egging you on. Ha ha ha...
  • Mar 16, 2009, 08:59 AM
    Justwantfair
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  • Mar 16, 2009, 09:03 AM
    adam_89

    I am armed and ready Justy. I have my fellow Deputy at my back. This could get ugly. We need the sheriff
  • Mar 16, 2009, 09:10 AM
    Justwantfair

    Hmmm, I am going to rethink my attack mode...

    Two of you, one solo of me, I am going to wait for back up, then we can start a riot.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 09:29 AM
    JoeCanada76

    Lol Well deputy now is the time to get her before she starts anything. Time for us to teach the tyrant a lesson or two.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 09:53 AM
    Justwantfair

    Belt or whip style?
  • Mar 16, 2009, 09:56 AM
    JoeCanada76

    I do not do neither... Sorry to disappoint you. Lol

    Adam...
  • Mar 16, 2009, 10:00 AM
    Justwantfair

    Dang... what's the point in misbehaving then?
  • Mar 16, 2009, 10:11 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    If that is what it takes to send a message to the rest of the inmates. Plus it provides for free food. Helps save on the budget.. We are all in cut back mode....

    HEY...HEY...HEY!! Why is it always the cute widdle DUCKY?? This is not fair! No more Duck eggs for breakie for you! No sireee Joe Schmo! :p
  • Mar 16, 2009, 10:18 AM
    adam_89

    Ahh... did anyone see that.

    That Justy girl hit me over the head and knocked me out.

    I am back and conscience now. I think I might have to sit down for a few though.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:20 AM
    HistorianChick

    As if all the family junk going on isn't enough...

    ... I just got a friend request on Facebook from my crazy, stalker, Air Force ex boyfriend's sister. (hard to follow? Yeah... )

    This is the guy that I got the restraining order on... and his sister seems to think that we can "still be friends!"

    Sheesh...

    This just has brought up all those crazy insecure feelings...

    And then, the other side of me says, "I don't want to hurt her... she isn't him...."

    Rah... Starby - smack some sense into me!!
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:21 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Ahh... did anyone see that.?

    That Justy girl hit me over the head and knocked me out.

    I am back and conscience now. I think I might have to sit down for a few though.

    Dang, I go to lunch and come back to be accused of a violent act.

    I am being framed, I tell you... It's always the mouthy ones that get into the most trouble. :eek:
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Justwantfair

    Next think you know there will be complaints of weenis touching!

    Just wanted to fit in the word of the day today. :D
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:27 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Dang... what's the point in misbehaving then?

    Are you sure that this isn't Alty with a 'Justy' mask on?:eek:
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:31 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Are you sure that this isn't Alty with a 'Justy' mask on?:eek:

    Hmmmm, the gig maybe up... don't tell Justy you saw me though.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:32 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Next think you know there will be complaints of weenis touching!

    Just wanted to fit in the word of the day today. :D

    Yep... that's got to be Alty... or Justy has finally graduated from Alty's school... :rolleyes:
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:45 AM
    adam_89

    Oh no. We can't have 2 Alty's around!
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:48 AM
    Justwantfair

    You really should stop flattering me Stringer. :D
  • Mar 16, 2009, 11:52 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick View Post
    As if all the family junk going on isn't enough....

    ... I just got a friend request on Facebook from my crazy, stalker, Air Force ex boyfriend's sister. (hard to follow? yeah...)

    This is the guy that I got the restraining order on.... and his sister seems to think that we can "still be friends!"

    Sheesh....

    This just has brought up all those crazy insecure feelings....

    And then, the other side of me says, "I don't want to hurt her... she isn't him...."

    rah....Starby - smack some sense into me!!!!

    You didn't accept her request did you? :eek: What?. does she want to carry on the legacy of stalker status? I'll smack some sense into her... not you my sweets! She should know just to leave you alone! Uuuhhhgggg! Some peoples' kids! It's not a lot of fun is it? Why can't people leave well enough alone. They just have to keep reminding you of all the bad things that you don't want to be reminded of.

    My ex's restraining order runs out nest Tuesday! Oh joy! I do still talk to his sister, and she is a very good friend. She's a little different though than I'm assuming your ex's sister is. Her and I never lost contact, and she doesn't talk to her brother at all. She's my saving grace, and has been warning me about his threats that she's heard through the grapevine. Next week isn't going to be a whole lot of fun for me. :rolleyes:
  • Mar 16, 2009, 12:00 PM
    HistorianChick

    No, I didn't accept it.

    Thing is, she and I were "friends" before her brother and I ever got together. Jacob - the AF ex - fell head over heals for me. Seriously. I don't think I've ever been loved as much as he loved me. Even by my ex fiance'. He truly loved me. Ever heard the Savage Garden song "I Knew I loved you before i met you?" Yeah. That was him.

    So, when I asked him to let me go, he went nuts. Literally mental. Threats, crazy texts, insanity - you know how it works.

    But she and I had always told each other that we'd be friends.

    And, the thing is, we haven't. We haven't stayed close because of all the water under the bridge. The police, the restraining orders, the mothers getting involved, the felonies (ask me about that one! ;) ), etc. We just stopped corresponding.

    Honestly though, I don't WANT to start corresponding with her again.

    But I feel guilty...

    Rahh...
  • Mar 16, 2009, 12:32 PM
    starbuck8

    Don't feel guilty hon. You have to live your life for you! She will get over it. Hopefully she will realise that this causes you too much pain and brings back bad memories for you.

    See, you just even thought of the song! It all comes rushing back to you. Good times mixed with bad, and all of a sudden your head is spinning circles! All of the old feelings resurface, but then you are smacked in the face again with the ending.

    Take some Chicky time! J, you need sometime alone however you can get it! You've had way too many things to deal with hon. Sneak away somewhere for an hr. or two. Go to Walmart! ;) Heehee! Go get a massage, go get your nails done, go to a good movie by yourself. You need to relax and get your mind off everything.

    DO IT! I've got long arms... I can Smack you one from here you know! :p
  • Mar 16, 2009, 12:37 PM
    HistorianChick

    Yes, all the memories are rushing back. The good ones are pleasant and I'm thankful that I have felt that kind of love. But the bad ones are just awful... course, I don't need to explain that to you.

    She will consider it a personal affront and will probably send me a nasty email - either that, or she'll tell her mother about it and SHE will send me the nasty email. Blah.

    I think I'm going to call my masseuse and see if he has an appointment open for this afternoon. Good idea. May stop at WalMart on my way home... I have some money to spend there! ;)

    Thanks Starby. Memories, got to love them! :)
  • Mar 16, 2009, 12:55 PM
    adam_89

    Hey
  • Mar 16, 2009, 12:57 PM
    Justwantfair

    Hey
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:05 PM
    adam_89

    Shortest post ever there weren't they Justy?
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:16 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick View Post
    Yes, all the memories are rushing back. The good ones are pleasant and I'm thankful that I have felt that kind of love. But the bad ones are just awful.... course, I don't need to explain that to you.

    She will consider it a personal affront and will probably send me a nasty email - either that, or she'll tell her mother about it and SHE will send me the nasty email. Blah.

    I think I"m going to call my masseuse and see if he has an appointment open for this afternoon. Good idea. May stop at WalMart on my way home... I have some money to spend there! ;)

    Thanks Starby. Memories, got to love em! :)

    Ahhhh... yes... memories!

    Romantic dinner for two with champagne?---$200

    Watching the surprise on his face when the cops show up?---Priceless!

    :D
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:16 PM
    Justwantfair

    Yeah, I wondered what you were smoking in the office today.

    I am ready for a nap.

    My ex won't read my email today because he knows I am requesting that he drop our daughter off at home tonight, I think he had decided if he doesn't read it then I have to go pick her up (which is true) but ughhhhh!
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:21 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    You really should stop flattering me Stringer. :D

    Possibly I was complimenting you, compliments can be scarce and I certainly wouldn't put my mentor in a dark light...
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:25 PM
    adam_89

    Hey Sheriff. We needed your help earlier. Things about got out of hand. Justy knocked me out and she claims she didn't do it. It was close to a riot.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:31 PM
    Justwantfair

    I didn't knock him out I touched his weenis, now he is just making up stories.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:33 PM
    Stringer

    What is this world coming to? Is there no respect left for authority and the law?

    You may leave us no choice...

    Adam and Joe, this time write out a Warning Ticket... next time...
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:35 PM
    Stringer
    WENIS: "[not an acronym] elbow skin,"

    It was only your elbow Adam...
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:36 PM
    adam_89

    Ok, so you have been issued a warning Justy. I have to wait my direct orders to see what the sheriff says about next time.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:37 PM
    adam_89
    She asked to play with my wenis then I said no and she hit me over the head and I think she played with it anyway.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:38 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    She asked to play with my wenis then i said no and she hit me over the head and i think she played with it anyway.

    ROFLMAO... that was TOO funny.
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:40 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    ROFLMAO.... that was TOO funny.

    THAT was funny, thanks for a laugh on a 'bad' day my friend...
  • Mar 16, 2009, 01:42 PM
    adam_89

    No problem. That's what I am here for.

    Why the bad day?

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