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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Rebbie didn't fall in the moat, Tal did, he had a croc attached to his arse, I had to give
him a baseball bat to get it off, his wife did the honors.

Okay, we really are a silly bunch. I think we need help! :eek:

I'm bored, bored, bored, bored.

Someone entertain me, I don't want to answer any questions, I don't feel like it, so tell
me a joke or something. FYI, I prefer the something to the joke. ;)

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NOooo, in our first castle Rebbie failed to cross the moat on her bike... remember?

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Originally Posted by albear

nooooooo, he is ma chuffer and i will defend him to the bitter end :D

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You let him DRIVE? :p Dressed like that? :eek:

Delectable Dinner Duck... such fowl language!

Starby made me laugh. Thanks Starbs. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

That's hilarious Bear!

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Knew you'd like it stringer :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You are soooo damn funny!!!!!

And yes, it is time the truth be told. I instructed my faithful deputy to drill a peep hole i nthe wall of your dungeon cell.....we know EVERYTHING....everything!:eek::eek::eek:

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Heyyyy... If I've told you once, I've told you a million times! NO PEKING!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Good ones Artsy (hee, hee, still giggle at that). ;)

Stringy, do you have the nakie ducky pics we're going to sell on ebay? I think we should do that soon, I need the money! :)

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Not yet my dear, they are still bidding.

Artsy, I don't think we have been formally introduced... did you register your guns at my office as yet?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

You let him DRIVE?? :p Dressed like that?? :eek:

Delectable Dinner Duck....such fowl language!!

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No not chauxfer lol, 'ma chuffer' as in the noise he makes when he sneezes lol

Fowl language - bud dum schhhhh

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Heyyyy....If I've told you once, I've told you a million times!! NO PEKING!!

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Okay, now I'm ROTFLMAO, I think I just peed my pants, that's how hard I'm laughing. :)

I'm the laughing girl, hee,hee. :)

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Originally Posted by albear

nooooooo, he is ma chuffer and i will defend him to the bitter end :D
plus he'll use his jedi doggie mind tricks on you

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That's another one Alty.. Chuff

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Originally Posted by albear

no not chauxfer lol, 'ma chuffer' as in the noise he makes when he sneezes lol

fowl language - bud dum schhhhh

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Hee, hee, Chuffy, hee, hee, he chuffs, giggle, giggle, I can almost hear it! :)

Starby's on a role with her punny witty words. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

That's another one Alty..Chuff

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He hasn't been around in a while.

There's also Dr. Drizzle.

Wow, a lot of people are AWOL, should we send out a search party?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hee, hee, Chuffy, hee, hee, he chuffs, giggle, giggle, I can almost hear it! :)

Starby's on a role with her punny witty words. :)

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Yeah you know what I mean alty when a dod sneezes and they make that 'chuff' noise :D

FIRMY... Firmbeliever, we just can't forget her... or rpg... shes ma girl

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, now I'm ROTFLMAO, I think I just peed my pants, that's how hard I'm laughing. :)

I'm the laughing girl, hee,hee. :)

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Now you are claiming a breed... Peking DUCK.... :D

Oh an there are more, I just don't think they come here much anymore;)

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Originally Posted by startover22

FIRMY...Firmbeliever, we just can't forget her....or rpg...shes ma girl

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Yes... have you heard from either one lately? I hope that they are doing fine.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Now you are claiming a breed...Peking DUCK.....?:D

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She's not a peking she's a Smew. Look it up, it's a real duck! :)

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Originally Posted by startover22

Oh an there are more, I just dont think they come here much anymore;)

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Capt...

I texted Rae, and she is great, with a new job and everything...
Firmy is missing but I heard from bear that she is just so busy;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Capt......

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Awww, well, he is so busy... and busy, and busy... and busy;)

AND shatteredsoul... shes a hoot!

Well laugh break is over for me... Marta's calling... (don't pay any attention to this Alty... )

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Originally Posted by startover22

Awww, well, he is so busy....and busy, and busy....and busy;)

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I see that he sometimes posts in the Comedy Threads... (Capt)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Not yet my dear, they are still bidding.

Artsy, I don't think we have been formally introduced...did you register your guns at my office as yet?

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No tells me anything.. I didn't know I swear :o and this little piece is just for protection... Did you hear all those castle mongers out there?

What is a castle monger? You people are starting to infect me :confused:

Tell him I say HELLO! ;)
Night Stringer

Cya later stringer, have another good one

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

She's not a peking she's a Smew. Look it up, it's a real duck! :)

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SMEW... SMEW? Who's the Schmoo here... who's the Schmoo? Why I oughta..!

Sorry my dear (Spring Chicken) even though you may be lovely... only the Sheriff and his Deputies are permitted to carry.

Let's have it...

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Originally Posted by artlady

No tells me anything..I didn't know I swear :o and this little piece is just for protection...Did you hear all those castle mongers out there?

What is a castle monger? You people are starting to infect me :confused:

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We are contagious, but in a good way. :)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

SMEW...SMEW?? Who's the Schmoo here...who's the Schmoo?? Why I oughta....!!!

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If the name fits... :D

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Originally Posted by artlady

No tells me anything..I didn't know I swear :o and this little piece is just for protection...Did you hear all those castle mongers out there?

What is a castle monger? You people are starting to infect me :confused:

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Eh... don't worry 'bout them! They are just a bunch of drunk trolls that hang around on the Weekends! :rolleyes: Should we let out the hungry Crocs?

I will start...

Ok, OK, OK... I am going... besides, Marta has that certain look in her eye... bye bye... tomorrow ya'all.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I will start...

Ok, ok, OK...I am going...besides, Marta has that certain look in her eye.................................bye bye.....tomorrow ya'all.

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Oh sure, you just had to throw that in there on the way out. :(

You'll be back for your after sex smoke break, you know it! ;)

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Originally Posted by altenweg

oh sure, you just had to throw that in there on the way out. :(

you'll be back for your after sex smoke break, you know it! ;)

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Lmao

G'nite Sir String! We know you can't resist us. Don't make Marta wait... we will know that look in your eye when you reappear for that smoke! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

We are contagious, but in a good way. :)

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Sometimes I wonder :D

Later stringer

Hey Ducky, you busy? Want to chat? On the phone? You know, the phone! Call me, do it, you know you want to, do it! Pick up the phone, dial my number, you know it, don't you? Come on, this is peer pressure, do it, do it, do it!

Are you going to? :o

Crazy crazy ladies... tell each of you I say hello from me;) night girls

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Originally Posted by albear

sometimes i wonder :D

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Hey! :(

Good one! :p

SMOKINnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!