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Salary? You steal my whip and you want a salary? My dear Sheriff Stringer, you will be paid in good time, yes, you'll get what's coming to you.;)

As for sucking up to Rebbie, my dear, she is women, hear her roar. We gals stick together, there is no swaying us to the dark side, nope, not going to happen. Right girls? ;)

I am going to purchase a new whip, a bigger whip, a better whip. I will name him Hercules and he will rule the castle by my side. Yup, going shopping right now, so beware dear Sheriff, Alty is back! Muwahahahahahahaha! :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Salary? You steal my whip and you want a salary? My dear Sheriff Stringer, you will be paid in good time, yes, you'll get what's coming to you.;)

As for sucking up to Rebbie, my dear, she is women, hear her roar. We gals stick together, there is no swaying us to the dark side, nope, not gonna happen. Right girls? ;)

I am going to purchase a new whip, a bigger whip, a better whip. I will name him Hercules and he will rule the castle by my side. Yup, going shopping right now, so beware dear Sheriff, Alty is back! Muwahahahahahahaha! :)

I... am.. in.. serious... need... of... medical... help... at... the... moment Alty!! I am laughing soooooooooo hard I can not breathe... gasp... LOL, LOL (Laughing Out Load---hahaha)... Aaaaaaaaaaaaah gasp... help...

AND, you choose not to even address the other issues mentioned in my post....Ah ha...!

And how quickly you desert Susy... "See Susy, now you know what I was telling you is True..."
I knew it... that's all right Susy, there, there... there. Now, now... I know, I understand... you don't have to wrap yourself up all around me... no... she has moved on Susy, but you are with me...

And Rebbie and I go way back to September of last year, don't we Rebbie, I was the first one to welcome her to the AMHD..!

Other issue? Which other issue, I thought I covered all the issues. Alty's getting old. :(

I will never forget Salvador, but since I'll never get him back, despite my efforts, and I've tried everything, I do have my rep to consider. I am whip girl, but whipless, I must have a whip. I will do what I must, go shopping for a replacement, even though no other whip could replace my dear Salvador. Ah Salvador, my love, I will miss you always, but alas, you are attached to another, and cannot escape. I hope he treats you well and that you can find happiness without me. Sigh, I will miss you always my dear, always. ::sobs:: :(

Now, Stringer dear, my Silly String, The Sheriff of this here castle. Are you okay, do I need to do mouth to mouth, the heimlich, should I call an ambulance? I wouldn't want anything to happen to you dear, even though, hmmmm, then I'd get Salvador back. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Other issue? Which other issue, I thought I covered all the issues. Alty's getting old. :(

I will never forget Salvador, but since I'll never get him back, despite my efforts, and I've tried everything, I do have my rep to consider. I am whip girl, but whipless, I must have a whip. I will do what I must, go shopping for a replacement, even though no other whip could replace my dear Salvador. Ah Salvador, my love, I will miss you always, but alas, you are attached to another, and cannot escape. I hope he treats you well and that you can find happiness without me. Sigh, I will miss you always my dear, always. ::sobs:: :(

Now, Stringer dear, my Silly String, The Sheriff of this here castle. Are you okay, do I need to do mouth to mouth, the heimlich, should I call an ambulance? I wouldn't want anything to happen to you dear, even though, hmmmm, then I'd get Salvador back. ;)

Well Alty my dearest... I have to leave now for a party tonight, Batman tomorrow afternoon and a dinner party tomorrow evening... but..

There may be negotiating points...

See you later...

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Which points would those be Stringer dear, do they look like this?

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Interesting points?

Those are some nice points you make alty... very... nice.. points...

Hm...

Anyway, how's everyone doing?

I'm fine Sneezy, but I think Stringer's on the floor wheezing. Poor Sheriff, he didn't see those points coming. :)

I'm just taking a short break, I'm organizing today, cleaning too, but mostly going through toys, paperwork, and other stuff. Oh joy, oh fun! :);)

Nice! I'm not sure if we're on the same page as far as cleaning goes, but I'm pretty ocd... so I love cleaning. It's even better when I find money in my clothes... makes my entire week :)

Money, what's that? ;)

I did find an fur ball the size of a bunny under the couch, that's what you get when you have two huge dogs. :)

I also found what I hope is an old raisin under Sydney's bed. If it's not an old raisin then I don't know what it is, I hope it's dead though. ;)

I know exactly what you mean about the furball. When my dog was shedding, I would wake up, pet a furball that I THOUGHT was her, only to find her in my living room.

Raisin huh? Taste it! Do ittttt!

No way, that raisin could be bunny poo, or worse. I'll send it to you, you taste it! :)

OK, how about this? You break it up, and send each of us a small portion of it.

... biggie goes first.

Hee, hee, I like that idea. It's rather small, don't know how much I can break it up. How about I just send the whole thing to Biggie? ;)

I'm OK with that. :)

Ah, it's a beautiful Friday. To be honest, I'd like nothing more than to go to a bar, play some pool, and grab a beer.

... but... my brother's here. Eek. And he's not allowed in the bar... sad.

I guess... we'll improvise?. what do I do with this kid?

Hmmm, video games? Go cruising the mall for chicks? Don't you have a pool hall that allows kids (we do), darts, swimming, hiking, go for a ride in the country and tip cows? ;)

I'd love to go to the bar and play pool too, I do have beer here though, so 1 out of 3 ain't bad. :);)

Sneezykins, I got to go, breaks over, back to the grind. :);)

Later sweets. :)

I'm back for a minute, break time, anyone here?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Unky, I certainly see no reason why not my friend....M, Hardgrl and I will have to vote on it, but I feel you should be a shoe in. And one nice thing, we are anti-political.......yep all that's needed is courage...I see no problem, M and Hardgrl does Unky have your vote?

We are kinda like "The Law of the Castle", kinda like the "Knights Templar."

Stringer

I second that

Allo.

Just got back from dinner. Had pizza.. . ate too much... wreacvhhh

Hey sneezy
I see you liked the Batman movie... I'm off to see it tonight!

Nice! Let me know how you liked it as well.

I'm off to study some more.

Be back in about 3 hours.

Later Sneezy. :)

I'm off to make some dinner, I'll be back when the kids are asleep. :)

[QUOTE=Stringer]Ya Know Alty... every time I think about all the tricks and ploys you have tried to pull to get **SUSY** from me and those that you haven't even devised as yet. I sit and stare at your avatar (Oh boy!) in wonder, how on earth, could you try to employ one of my dearest, sweetest, loving, most kind, beautiful, caring, interesting, bright eyed, angelic, faithful, trustful, cute, endearing, honest, ethical, and straight forth dear friends to help you steal my beloved SUSY away from me?? (Yep, I am talkin' 'bout The Rebel!) She is of good heart Alty, she IS NOT A THIEF, why oh why have you tried to sway her away from her convictions??

And Rebbie, take care sweet, just like the lion walking down that "yellow brick road" you too will find courage, be patient and this gift is yours... from the sheriff.

And Rebbie and I go way back to September of last year, don't we Rebbie, I was the first one to welcome her to the AMHD..!

[QUOTE=Altu]As for sucking up to Rebbie, my dear, she is women, hear her roar. We gals stick together, there is no swaying us to the dark side, nope, not going to happen. Right girls?

LOVE STRINGER; LOVE ALTY; LOVE STRINGER; LOVE ALTY; LOVE STRINGER; LOVE ALTY;:eek: My mind is in a blur, love both, first to welcome me, I am woman hear me roar, girl power, not a thief, not a thief, not a thief......good friend.....Love Sheriff, Love Queen, Love ......................................oh.......it was just a good/bad dream. Something happens when I come to this castle. I thought I dreamed that Stringer was being so loving and kind and sweet friend then I dreamed Alty was Queen and I am woman, stick together, girl power, hear me roar.......$%&(*)@$%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone please wake me up! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HEART is being torn in half...........need to breath.............need to breath.........yellow brick road, yellow brick road.......yellow brick road.....not in Kansas anymore......Alty....tricks???? Ploys???......Did one of the shadows get me and hypnotize me or am I dreaming.........was the roar just my bike waiting for me to get on it and fly out of here before I lose my mind???????????????????? :confused: Wake me up, tell me I am just sitting in a nice cozy castle waiting for all my Castle buddies to show up and and and...heelllppp!!! Dark side, I thought I was" Keeper of the Light"...........Am I ever confused!!!

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I second that

Well Unky "you are now an official Deputy" with M's vote... (of course there are dues.. )
Stringer

Those dues are payable to the Queen, me. ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Hey sneezy
I see you liked the Batman movie......................I'm off to see it tonight!!

Have a good time M (you're off duty tonight... ) so have a ball...

We are going tomorrow to the 11:20 am show... I went and got the tickets today about 1 pm... the parking lot was packed and I had to wait in line for a half hour for the tickets... worth it though I think..
Stringer

[QUOTE=jrebel7][QUOTE=Stringer]Ya Know Alty..........every time I think about all the tricks and ploys you have tried to pull to get **SUSY** from me and those that you haven't even devised as yet. I sit and stare at your avatar (Oh boy!) in wonder, how on earth, could you try to employ one of my dearest, sweetest, loving, most kind, beautiful, caring, interesting, bright eyed, angelic, faithful, trustful, cute, endearing, honest, ethical, and straight forth dear friends to help you steal my beloved SUSY away from me????? (Yep, I am talkin' 'bout The Rebel!) She is of good heart Alty, she IS NOT A THIEF, why oh why have you tried to sway her away from her convictions????

And Rebbie, take care sweet, just like the lion walking down that "yellow brick road" you too will find courage, be patient and this gift is yours...from the sheriff.

And Rebbie and I go way back to September of last year, don't we Rebbie, I was the first one to welcome her to the AMHD....!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Altu

As for sucking up to Rebbie, my dear, she is women, hear her roar. We gals stick together, there is no swaying us to the dark side, nope, not gonna happen. Right girls?

LOVE STRINGER; LOVE ALTY; LOVE STRINGER; LOVE ALTY; LOVE STRINGER; LOVE ALTY;:eek: My mind is in a blur, love both, first to welcome me, I am woman hear me roar, girl power, not a thief, not a thief, not a thief......good friend.....Love Sheriff, Love Queen, Love ......................................oh.......it was just a good/bad dream. Something happens when I come to this castle. I thought I dreamed that Stringer was being so loving and kind and sweet friend then I dreamed Alty was Queen and I am woman, stick together, girl power, hear me roar.......$%&(*)@$%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone please wake me up! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HEART is being torn in half...........need to breath.............need to breath.........yellow brick road, yellow brick road.......yellow brick road.....not in Kansas anymore......Alty....tricks???? Ploys???......Did one of the shadows get me and hypnotize me or am I dreaming.........was the roar just my bike waiting for me to get on it and fly out of here before I lose my mind???????????????????? :confused: Wake me up, tell me I am just sitting in a nice cozy castle waiting for all my Castle buddies to show up and and and...heelllppp!!! Dark side, I thought I was" Keeper of the Light"...........Am I ever confused!!!

FEAR NOT SPECIAL ONE........just turn toward the light....I am here with open arms and a BIG SAFE HUG.....We "The LAW of the Castle" will protect you... M, Unky, hardgrl....form a circle around Rebbie...

Starby, Starby my dear, did any of my suggestions help with your headache?

Stringer

[QUOTE=Stringer][QUOTE=jrebel7]

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Ya Know Alty..........every time I think about all the tricks and ploys you have tried to pull to get **SUSY** from me and those that you haven't even devised as yet. I sit and stare at your avatar (Oh boy!) in wonder, how on earth, could you try to employ one of my dearest, sweetest, loving, most kind, beautiful, caring, interesting, bright eyed, angelic, faithful, trustful, cute, endearing, honest, ethical, and straight forth dear friends to help you steal my beloved SUSY away from me????? (Yep, I am talkin' 'bout The Rebel!) She is of good heart Alty, she IS NOT A THIEF, why oh why have you tried to sway her away from her convictions????

And Rebbie, take care sweet, just like the lion walking down that "yellow brick road" you too will find courage, be patient and this gift is yours...from the sheriff.

And Rebbie and I go way back to September of last year, don't we Rebbie, I was the first one to welcome her to the AMHD....!!!!!!

FEAR NOT SPECIAL ONE........just turn toward the light....I am here with open arms and a BIG SAFE HUG.....We "The LAW of the Castle" will protect you...M, Unky, hardgrl....form a circle around Rebbie...
Stringer

So all is well and I am awake and safe?? No turmoil, just love??

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Those dues are payable to the Queen, me. ;)

I am not "The Sheriff Of Nottingham" my Lady... you will get yours... yes.;) :rolleyes: :)

[QUOTE=jrebel7][QUOTE=Stringer]

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

So all is well and I am awake and safe??? No turmoil, just love???????

You betcha my dear.. safe. Just be careful, there are propagandists out there... just keep the faith.:) :) :) :)

Ah oh... me thinks the battle ensues!!

I must bid all a farewell, jump on the bike and head home!

Love and Hugs all around!! Until Later when the hypnotic effects are gone!

::ah choo::

Sweet Alty, did you get hypnotized also?? Well, as I said, I better get the bike revved and fly over the mote. Safe night to all. I really am gone now. Just cant' break away from you all... too much fun but need sleep, need sleep, need sleep. I will catch up tomorrow. :)

NO hon, you do not have to leave ever, unless you choose to, you are safe. Remember that old saying "If you love something, let it go free. If it returns there is love, if it doesn't; there never was..." We care about all those in our trust, but if you must leave, then we understand sweet. We never put anyone in "chains". Nope, not us...

Night to you also Sneezy!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

::ah choo::

Yep, that was kind of a "funny sneeze"... haha. How are you Sneezy?

Oh, you know... wheeling and dealing... how are you bud?

Hey guys...

What's up??

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

oh, you know...wheeling and dealing...how are you bud?

I doing fine, thank you Sneeze... busy weekend, grandson's birthday party tonight, Batman tomorrow, dinner party tomorrow evening... and another business meeting Monday morning. This business meeting is the kind I like though, my partner and I are meeting with our CPA to give ourselves raises.

How is the studying coming along?

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Originally Posted by bigbird213

Hey guys...

Whats up???

Getting sleepy BB, I think I am going to call it a night... those soft pillows and sheets are calling...

HoW are you?