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Jeff Beck is... is... is... DASHEEEIT!
YouTube - a day in the life
What? Is it Superbowl Sunday? Why didn't they advertise it? Oh well, I was in my shop tuning up my Cyclonic Decombobulater.
Hmmmph! Crazy AMHD members with Cyclonic Decombobulater's! Weirdo I say!
Weirdo or not, I hope Denver won. Yea Denver. I really like that Lyle Alzado guy.
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At first I thought it couldn't be a man, then I thought it was a man... Then I thought it was really twisted... Then I looked at it the way you may see it and appreciated the message. Then I watched the other related videos (14 year old bomb boy embarrassed to take off pants)and thought... I bet you could buy a nice flat there for a pretty reasonable price. :o
A nice flat overlooking the minefield.
Dear Al Gore,
Could you please tell us when your global warming thing will reach Idaho? It has been snowing here for 3 weeks and freezing solid at night. There is a 300 pound icecicle hanging off my gonads and one eyed willie has retreated for the duration.
Are you sure you got that global warming thing right? Did you mean to say, global freezing? I'm just making sure since you said you invented the internet and I thought you were full of it then. I think you are full of it now.
Yours truly, Magprob
Magatory talks best when he talks about money...
And fake meat... and short buses... and music...
Hope you get a chance to thaw out soon, love...
Happy day for the Giant's Fans!
See, there are some honest politicians out there. Even though they all may be retired!
Former Alaska State Representative Randolph has endorsed ten-term Texas Congressman Ron Paul for President of the United States:
"I enthusiastically support Dr. Ron Paul's effort to become the next President of the United States because he is the only candidate who clearly understands the fallacy of this policy and has the ideas and moral strength to attempt to correct it. Until about 70 years ago our foreign policy was, correctly, one with as few foreign entanglements as possible and as Dr. Paul states, 'Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations.' We must return to that policy or our imperialist posture around the world will leave us bankrupt both economically and morally."
Randolph previously stated, "Ron is an outstanding individual, has the highest of moral and ethical character and understands the critical issues and their solutions and should be elected the next President of the U.S."
Just too COOL.
YouTube - Gone Daddy Gone - Gnarls Barkley
Clicking my heels 3 times. I want to go home... I want to go home...
Oh, crap, I am home. Well, just missed the tornadoes... Hope to keep them away for the rest of the night.
Why I Love Idaho
When it's winter in Idaho
And the gentle breezes blow.
About seventy miles an hour,
And it's fifty two below.
You can tell you're in Idaho
'cause the snow's up to your butt.
And you take a breath of pristine air,
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful.
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Idaho!!
My feet are frozen to the ground.
Good times are just different!
Good poem, I understand completely!
Selling all I got buying canned food... running to the basement! (powdered vanilla creamer is going to have to do)
McDonald's sales sizzle; stocks sag
The fast-food chain gets help from its dollar menu and the falling dollar. Higher oil prices push the Dow lower; the index has its worst week since 2003. All this talk of recession hasn't hit McDonald's (MCD, news, msgs). Not yet, anyway.
Good job America. Let's keep slamming down those oily french fries. Our economy depends on it.
So does my future in nursing!! ;)Quote:
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J, you mean our bodies don't have a built in grease trap!Quote:
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BUSH VISITS TORNADO-HIT Tennessee
G.W.: Gee Ben, them folks ain't got nothun left! Can we start throwing dollars out again? Can we? Huh?
Bernanke: No Georgie Boy, we have to wait until we get back over Wall Street, here, have another sucker.
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I'm there Mr. Quinn.
You forgot the Russian KGB immigrants, worse than the Italian Mafia ever was... all the Gangs in the 'Hoods' and the current KKK and Militia.. What are they going to do with all the well-meaning pacifists around? There are not too many countries they can escape to because the entire world is infested, each country itself from the inside. I think that is one major reason that there are so many emotionally disturbed people, now more than ever because they also feel the helplessness and 'escape' their own way. Any ideas for alternative cures?Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
My guess is that there will be a few new civil wars cropping up with people better trained and equipped than in the 1700 era.
"My guess is that there will be a few new civil wars cropping up with people better trained and equipped than in the 1700 era."
You are right Chery. Can you imagine how many highly trained professional killers are out there? Trained in all these crazy wars around the globe. They may have their own nukes and launchers. This world is going to get real interesting. Why, if you carry a video cam around, you may even be able to film your own Rambo movie! :)
The media will do enough filming - unfortunately it will be innocent lives that will be living it for real. Who needs a new virus when the oldest of all (two-legged) is still around doing all the damage needed.Quote:
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Agreed.
WOW, is all I have to say to this true statement, I am going to try my damnest to do my part so I don't fit in this category! Do I need to grow a third leg? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chery
Seriously Chery, you have a way with words!;)
Your husband will be very upset if you grow a third leg. Don't do it!:eek:
Me in five years, after the big stock market crash.
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A little disappointed, don't let me down Magatory, I thought you were fully prepared for that?? LOL. No third leg, it was just a figure of speech. AND I am not so sure he would be real surprised the way things are going in this sweet little life of mine, nothing is surprising anymore! LMAO, gosh where is she, Start has left the farkin building!
That's five years, after all the spam is gone. Do you realize how much space five years worth of Spam takes up? I did a grid analysis on my basement and realized I would have to tunnel another thirty feet at twelve feet wide to allow for three cans of Spam a day for five years. Impossible at this point. On the outside, I have two and a half years worth.
LOL, well that's a start, I am no longer disappointed! Crap Mag, can't you find something other than SPAM??
Hope you have a SPAM cook book, cause I am sure you would rather die than put one more bite in your mouth after 2 years of pure SPAM eating! LMAO
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That is a great idea. My ravioli is in round cans, the space one could save using spam. Would spam really keep in a can for 5 years?
Gross, 5 years... GROSS! Mr. Quinn, Ravioli sounds great! Too bad yer bunker will be too far to get to. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Greg Quinn
I am going to eat Beef Jerkey and grow some under ground coffee beans, I should be good! LOL
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I'm going to build a tunnel just for you and Mag... We will insulate it with Ravioli and Spam. Our beams will be made up with coffee tins.(We can't waste our generator on sunning you're silly coffee plantation! ) We need the energy to heat our underground pool. Hey... How many kids do we all have together? I have one. She's a little scary, but I'll let you two be the judge... Click the link and be brave my friends.
Greg & Kayla make a scary movie
Beef jerk sounds really good. I'll tunnel to your place first.
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