Ask Me Help Desk - The secret garden

Already read it Synn. It's something we'll have to talk on the phone about. There is A LOT about it. Apparently right now you have what is termed secondary infertility.

Did you know that we have been preaching that sperm lives inside the vagina for up to 7 days? Not so, only 48 - 72 hours.

We only have a 25% chance of getting pregnant each month. Once ACTUAL ovulation occurs you only have a true window of opportunity of up to 2 hours to be able to conceive!! :eek:

It's amazing ANY of us EVER get pregnant.

The term secondary infertility actually means that you have been pregnant once, but are having trouble the second time around. NOT that you are infertile at all, just having a hard time getting pregnant.

Sorry, didn't mean to scare you dear.

PAGE 150, lol

Found this very humorous... If we keep things up, we will all die too early... LOL.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...l/untitled.jpg

Actually you can read it better like this... sorry... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...l/untitled.jpg

J--I love you. I might be calling you tonight to get the low-down!

Ohhhhh, I can use my new cell phone to help my little sis. Giggle

Synnen, if I could help you, I would. I just adore you, girl.

Al, I want to read the funny article, but it's just soooooooo small

Al--dammit, I can never rate you. I need to give out more greenies, or something.

Great posts in that divorce thread. Kudos!

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Originally Posted by J_9

Uggggggg, going nuts!!! I need to find some EASY instructions on french braiding!!!

Looked for it just for fun! Guess what...

I'm listening to step nine right now..

How to French Braid Hair | eHow.com

Where was this when my daughter was school-age.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_3_44.gif I was born too early!

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Originally Posted by Synnen

Al--dammit, I can never rate you. I need to give out more greenies, or something.

Great posts in that divorce thread. Kudos!

Thanks, we think a lot alike.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Al, I wanna read the funny article, but it's just soooooooo small

Im sorry, Ill figure something out... give me a minute...

You rock chery my sweet you really do :D

There you are!

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Originally Posted by startover22

I love happy families.....
I love kids......
I love Kid Rock and John Mayer is now on the list of people to dream about.....Not for the looks, for the music ladies, get your head outta the gutter.

This 56 year old dreams Michael Bolton (before he turned classic and cut his hair) Am listening to Hot Love and Can I Touch You this evening...

Tomorrow it's Aerosmith!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_17.gif Music just takes me to better places...

Music takes me to better places. I was just talking to my friend about how deep it can really go. I am all about it right now. That is where I am finding my soul... it really help to take a step back and listen. Hugs sweet, I will be going to some white lion next... Did I just say that out loud?

56?? NICE very NICE... never would have known

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Originally Posted by alkalineangel

there you are!

What me al??

Chery careful with who you mix with in this garden they will lead you astray and start is one of the biggest culprets giggle

Here you go J - All typed out...

-- Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!

Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks -- and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center.

The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied 500 heart attack patients, and were puzzled to find 62 percent had relatively few of the physical risk factors commonly blamed for heart attacks.

"Then we questioned them about lifestyle habits, and almost all of these low-risk patients told us they worked with people so stupid they can barely find their way from the parking lot to their office. And their heart attack came less than 12 hours after having a major confrontation with one of these oafs.

"One woman had to be rushed to the hospital after her assistant shredded important company tax documents instead of copying them. A man told us he collapsed right at his desk because the woman at the next cubicle kept asking him for correction fluid -- for her computer monitor.

"You can cut back on smoking or improve your diet," Dr. Andersson says, "but most people have very poor coping skills when it comes to stupidity -- they feel there's nothing they can do about it, so they just internalize their frustration until they finally explode."

Stupid co-workers can also double or triple someone's work load, she explains. "Many of our subjects feel sorry for the drooling idiots they work with, so they try to cover for them by fixing their mistakes. One poor woman spent a week rebuilding client records because a clerk put them all in the 'recycle bin' of her computer and then emptied it -- she thought it meant the records would be recycled and used again."

Why, are you judging me because of my music (tears streaming down Starts face) goll...

Yes, I posted earlier that it feels like ages since we last talked... and asked if you found a secret nook in the garden we don't know about... :)

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Originally Posted by startover22

why, are you judging me because of my music (tears streaming down Starts face) goll.....

LOL not judging you just saying you leed us astray all the time the rest of us are so innocent giggle I'm not sure chery will believe me anyway so don't worry ;)

Al I'm around just got the cack in my bonnet and all that stuff lol how you doing hunny??

Al, that was funny, thanks...
I am glad I am not in the work force just yet...
Ahhhh, now I get it
CHERY IF YOU CAN READ TIS TURN BACK NOW WHILE YOU HAVE A CHANCE!! GO BABY GO...