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  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:39 PM
    startover22
    Ya just jealous. My son and daughter wish we had two computers now. My husband says we should all get off the computer and get outside or go do something with our lives, I say f-off to him. He loves it! HAHA
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:40 PM
    shatteredsoul
    It is a sure bet that if you pick up a phone ,the children will need to ask you for something or tell you something or start fighting the minute you start talking. Murphy's Law I think its called. I have a funny joke for all of you then I have to skedaddle for a bit.
    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
    "You all have obsessions," he observed.
    To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
    He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "YOur obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name Penny."
    He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
    At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on , we're leaving."
    HA HA a little humor. I am feeling frisky today.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:41 PM
    shatteredsoul
    I'ts supposed to be d@ck after come on. SHEESH it ruined the whole joke!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:44 PM
    startover22
    LOLOLOLOLOL I though it was missing something, good one shattered good one hahahah.

    Reminds me about being pregnant with the last baby, I wouldn't name him and so we all called him Dirt Ball Paul for the longest time. It was hilarious and we all sometimes call him that and he is like "what"??
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:50 PM
    Synnen
    My sister named her kids Taylor, Dakota, Madyson, Callia, and Montanna.

    They're called Joe, Monster, Snack Cake, Booger, and Nene.

    I giggle all the time about that.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:52 PM
    startover22
    That is so cute.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:02 PM
    Emland
    My kids are Wesley and Jessica and get called Buddy and Baby most of the time.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:03 PM
    J_9
    LOL, I was thinking Peter. Guess my mind is not in the gutter enough. LOL

    Well, the new dishwasher and law tractor are here! YAY!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:04 PM
    alkalineangel
    Whooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea??
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

    Absorbant and yellow and porous is he...
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

    If nautical nonsense is something you wish...
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

    The roll on the deck and flop like a fish...
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

    OH! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
    SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUARE PANTS!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:05 PM
    startover22
    Grady, Davy, Jett and Max. Grade, Dave, Maxy and Jett is what we call them I usually call them by eachothers names cause there are so many of them and then I ask them "who are you?" it is so funny. They are good kids and by the way Davy is my sweet girl!Davy Elizabeth
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:08 PM
    J_9
    Come on now CBW join in with that lovely voice of yours!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by alkalineangel
    Whooooooo lives in a pinapple under the sea???
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

    Absorbant and yellow and porous is he....
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

    if nautical nonsense is something you wish....
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

    the roll on the deck and flop like a fish....
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

    OH! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
    SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!

  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:11 PM
    Emland
    Time to do dishes and cut the grass, J - woo hoo - fun in the old town tonight
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:11 PM
    startover22
    ARG I just got done watching that, actually hearing that, I think I have seen every single sponge bob on the planet. At least the ones on TV.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:14 PM
    rankrank55
    I manage a video store/tanning saloon and I see that little square guy EVERYDAY... we play it for the kiddos waiting on their mommys to get out of the tanning beds! AAAAHHHH!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:19 PM
    alkalineangel
    Lol... its been in my head since CBW mentioned it earlier... lol...
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:20 PM
    startover22
    BLAH, I am going to start singing Crystal Gayle just to get it out... Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:28 PM
    rankrank55
    Lol, that never works for me... just wait till you lay down to sleep tonight... it will slowly creep back into your head LMAO
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:30 PM
    alkalineangel
    I know!! I hate that!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:30 PM
    J_9
    Oh, God now I'm going to sing that all day.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 01:31 PM
    curlybenswife
    Ive only just seen that stop you lot its not funny god dam spongebob lol

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