Can we spank something else?? A little more PG rated LOL
Before I do a search... does spank the lion mean something else?? LOL

Yes. If I were a guy I would be ordering right now. Looks quite inviting. I will have to tell excon to stop by.

Oh my word there are some serious male things like that have you not seen adds for fleshlights in the back of OK magazine lol

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO not excon. I love him, but oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo

I guess it is our fault for doing all this monkey talking. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

Spank the lion pmsl oh man I have tears running down my face

Hmmmmmmmmmm hubby's birthday is in August.. what you think?

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Originally Posted by Allheart

Can we spank something else??? a little more PG rated

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Well how about Spank the Salami, what harm can a meat product be ;)

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Originally Posted by curlybenswife

Spank the lion pmsl oh man i have tears running down my face

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Does it mean something else..? I am going to pop my navel piercing!!

Oh this is going to have me giggling for ages wheres j when you need her

He would be forever grateful if you ordered that for hubby AH.

CBW, spanking the lion! LOL


Maybe we should use code: Brushing the lion.

No AH, spanking the lion isn't an expression... yet.

LOL better than trimming the lions beard cough cough

I really would get it for him... LOL. It says it vibrates. I sware I feel so stupid. But not in a bad way. LOL. Oh God

Giggle god's not going to help you now, just imagine if your mum saw this she would have them all praying for you giggle giggle

OMG I am pissing myself laughing.

I have never laughed so hard I think I am going to crap myself too.

Joe

Hmm trimming the lions beard. I thought about stroking the lion then realized that it basically means the same thing as


SPANKING THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!

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giggle god's not gonna help you now, just imagine if your mum saw this she would have them all praying for you giggle giggle

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LOL she would and I'm going to ask her too. YUP :). Does everyone know about his monkey thing? The term I mean.

Oh can't stop giggling oh the tears...

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LOL she would and I'm gonna ask her too. YUP :). Does everyone know about his monkey thing?? The term I mean.

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Afraid so and it was j that said it first I was polite and said monkey beating...

Spanking the lion. Never heard of that. Allheart I think you are safe with that one. Lol

I love you all.

Giggle I just introduced AH to the world of the fleshlight she is going to apply as a sales rep ;)

YUP - :) Great concept that have going on. I can see business booming :):)
Why is it such a big secret?? Or isn't it. Hmmmm

I can see me at work tomorrow, asking all my girlfriends if they knew. If they did!!

You would die of shock if they told you they had one in there undies drawer for hubby

Hang on... let me check that drawer of hubby's I can never get open LOL (just kiddn)

He is more likely to have a stash of bear hidden in there giggle

YUP - he broke his lent chain this weekend. He was hurting purty bad.

I couldn't stand it - I had to ask hubby if he knew - he did, but had to think about it - but he knew. He said it isn't a term commonly used or at least when he was young or something like that, oh I don't know. I asked him through the bathroom door.

You asked your hubby through the bathroom door. Was he in the washroom? Lol

Are you sure there was no monkey business going on?

Ya know, I was thinking... how ironic would that be... LOL
He did answer awful quickly... LOL

Oh no!! He did well though for the length of time he managed.

Lmasof, omg. That would be ironic.

There was a reason for all of this monkey talk after all.

And I am just the lonely lion.

Oh my word Allheart only you would do that to a guy that was stood there draining the little guy...

CBW - He did great!! He was looking and feeling so much better. He lost some weight too (not that he needed to, just in his stomach). But I think he had to unwind just a bit -

It's the fact he tried that is respectable lent is quite a long time to give anything up.

I know - I was shocked when he said that's what he was doing.

Your naughty but oh so so funny

It was a great laugh we all had :).

Hey - I have something else to add to the thread... What have you learnt from this site... hee hee. Oh my wouldn't THAT be a great post... way too funny.