Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's chit chat thread part 2

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Ahhh but Alty will only buy you a car if you are sick...

Achoooo!! I think I'm coming down with something :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Blacky what did you start!? Now everyone wants me to buy them a vehicle! I have a crappy old van, I can't even afford to buy toilet paper right now (don't ask, I'm not telling you what we're using to wipe!).

You're all on your own, time to put some pennies in the piggybank and save up.

Now, does anyone have any toilet paper I can borrow. I prefer unused. ;)

Sorry Sister Alty...

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Originally Posted by albear

achoooo!!!!!!!, i think im coming down with something :o

Sounds like a new car to me... ;)

I have an abundance of TP. Every time it's on sale I stock up. My bathroom closet is filled and now I am moving on to my spare bed room closet.

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Originally Posted by albear

achoooo!!!!!!!, i think im coming down with something :o

Oh great. We can't have you sick. Now maybe you and bella can just share a car. Make is easier on Alty. I will send her my magazines for her arse, like the good ole' days. She can save money that way.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I have an abundance of TP. everytime it's on sale I stock up. My bathroom closet is filled and now I am moving on to my spare bed room closet.

I'm with you there Bella... I buy stacks of it... and the wife asks why... she doesn't realize it gets used as fast as I can buy it... Lol!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Oh great. We can't have you sick. Now maybe you and bella can just share a car. Make is easier on Alty. I will send her my magazines for her arse, like the good ole' days. She can save money that way.

Aren't magazines glossy? Wouldn't that make it difficult?

I'll never again have to wipe my a$$ with 7-11 napkins. I wipe my a$$ with class now! Charmin 3ply lmao.

Erm tisues are actually cheaper to buy than toilet paper and you get a lot more as well, plus they're bigger... yeah I've no toilet paper either :o

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Oh great. We can't have you sick. Now maybe you and bella can just share a car. Make is easier on Alty. I will send her my magazines for her arse, like the good ole' days. She can save money that way.

:eek: those chafe! Grass is much softer on the tushie. :)

You can get wrapping tissue, and just crinkle it up a few times.

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Originally Posted by albear

erm tisues are actually cheaper to buy than toilet paper and you get alot more aswell, plus theyre bigger............................yeah ive no toilet paper either :o

LOL! We'll have to do it doggy style... rubbing our arses on the carpet! ;)

You all thought I was being dirty, didn't you? Giggle. :)

Should we take a wipe your arse survey?
I use Scotties. I don't know why really. Its not soft but lasts forever.

I just had a very disturbing mental image there.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Should we take a wipe your arse survey?
I use Scotties. I dont know why really. Its not soft but lasts forever.

I like the Charman 3ply, but I also like the Kleenex brand too.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I just had a very disturbing mental image there.

I was there with you. Very disturbing. Made me giggle though.

Hey Alty... didn't want to post this in the other thread... this might not be the right place either... but its not too bad...

About your comment about you not looking good as a nun, I beg to differ...

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content...-luck-fill.jpg

I use grass, carpet, or tp from the local gas station which I stash in my purse. Kidding! I'm totally kidding!

We buy whatever's on sale. With 4 people in the house, two of them male (yes, men us more TP) we use a few rolls a day.

When my husband is in the bathroom all I hear is the whooosh of the toilet paper roll. I swear that man uses one whole roll to wipe his arse, and they say women are bad.

I use both sides, I'm a good girl.

TMI? You asked Sunny! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! We'll have to do it doggy style.....rubbing our arses on the carpet! ;)

You all thought I was being dirty, didn't you? Giggle. :)

You can wipe your arse on the carpet I've got my box of tissues, cost me around 48p, had it for half a week and doesn't show any sign of running out. Even though I've used tisses for other things...

Like blowing my nose, yeah two (or more) can play dirty :D

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Hey Alty... didn't want to post this in the other thread... this might not be the right place either... but its not too bad...

About your comment about you not looking good as a nun, I beg to differ...

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content...-luck-fill.jpg

Hot diggity dog I wonder where she bought those!

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Hey Alty... didn't want to post this in the other thread... this might not be the right place either... but its not too bad...

About your comment about you not looking good as a nun, I beg to differ...

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content...-luck-fill.jpg

My nose isn't that big! :eek:

Okay, I like the bra, but the hat has to go. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I use grass, carpet, or tp from the local gas station which I stash in my purse. Kidding! I'm totally kidding!

We buy whatever's on sale. With 4 people in the house, two of them male (yes, men us more TP) we use a few rolls a day.

When my husband is in the bathroom all I hear is the whooosh of the toilet paper roll. I swear that man uses one whole roll to wipe his arse, and they say women are bad.

I use both sides, I'm a good girl.

TMI? You asked Sunny! ;)

I don't know if ALL men use a lot Alty... I don't think I do... I know the wife uses a lot more than I do... she has her own bathroom and the tp disappears in there like nothing... and when I'm not home, she sneaks into my bathroom and steals mine... Lol!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

My nose isn't that big! :eek:

Okay, I like the bra, but the hat has to go. ;)

She has a big nose?

And what hat?

Oh, I didn't notice... :D

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

She has a big nose?

And what hat?

Oh, I didn't notice... :D

Also, that bra doesn't fit her.

Those are store bought. No way they're au natural like mine.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Also, that bra doesn't fit her.

Those are store bought. No way they're au natural like mine.

Agreed.. it doesn't fit... She needs a professional fitting... care to lend a hand Alty...

Ahhh... nothing beats natural... :)

Those are definitely store bought. I do like the bra though.

The bra is cute, but I'd never wear it. I don't like the front. That underwire would cut right in. Okay for a photo shoot, but for every day wear, not practical.

Ya, I'm thinking about it. ;)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Those are definitely store bought. I do like the bra though.

How can you tell under the airbrushing?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ya, I'm thinking about it. ;)

You promised me proofs from the next shoot, remember.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

The bra is cute, but I'd never wear it. I don't like the front. That underwire would cut right in. Okay for a photo shoot, but for every day wear, not practical.

Ya, I'm thinking about it. ;)

Nice Alty... we are waiting...

How long more now?

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

How can you tell under the airbrushing?

There isn't that much is there? I've seen A LOT worse...

K I have to change the subject for a second.

I have a super bad sweet tooth right now, and no chocolate. But I have all the baking necessities, except my brown sugar is hard a rock. But I have skor chippits and peanut butter. Anyone have any good recipes I can try?

I was going to get glam pics done for hubby's birthday. By glam I mean black and white nudes. Sadly it's not in the budget for this year. :(

No worries boys, I'll post them (with all naughty areas blurred) when I have the money to get them done. It's on the list of things to do one day. ;)

R and I were talking a few days ago about my old modeling pics. He's pretty sure we tossed them when we cleaned out my parents house after my dad died. There were so many boxes to go through that we didn't go through everything well enough. There wasn't time, we had to pack things up to move my mom to our house.

So all my pics, magazine modeling and nudes, may be gone forever. I even asked my ex if he still has them. He's looking, but doesn't think he kept them after he moved to the States. :(

Sorry boys. The internet wasn't available back then, so if I can't find a hard copy, I don't have a copy.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

K I have to change the subject for a second.

I have a super bad sweet tooth right now, and no chocolate. But I have all the baking necessities, except my brown sugar is hard a rock. But I have skor chippits and peanut butter. Anyone have any good recipes I can try?

No recipes, but put a few apple slices in the brown sugar and it will be soft tomorrow. :)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

K I have to change the subject for a second.

I have a super bad sweet tooth right now, and no chocolate. But I have all the baking necessities, except my brown sugar is hard a rock. But I have skor chippits and peanut butter. Anyone have any good recipes I can try?

Will this work?
Skor Bar Squares Recipe

No chocolate :(

I was thinking of peanut butter cookies with the skor pieces in them?

Thanks for that tip Alty. I just read you can micro wave it too.

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Originally Posted by aurora_bell

no chocolate :(

i was thinking of peanut butter cookies with the skor pieces in them?

Thanks for that tip alty. I just read you can micro wave it too.

Yum!!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I was going to get glam pics done for hubby's birthday. By glam I mean black and white nudes. Sadly it's not in the budget for this year. :(

No worries boys, I'll post them (with all naughty areas blurred) when I have the money to get them done. It's on the list of things to do one day. ;)

R and I were talking a few days ago about my old modeling pics. He's pretty sure we tossed them when we cleaned out my parents house after my dad died. There were so many boxes to go through that we didn't go through everything well enough. There wasn't time, we had to pack things up to move my mom to our house.

So all my pics, magazine modeling and nudes, may be gone forever. I even asked my ex if he still has them. He's looking, but doesn't think he kept them after he moved to the States. :(

Sorry boys. The internet wasn't available back then, so if I can't find a hard copy, I don't have a copy.

We should start a fund for Sister Alty aka GBCB... ;)

I was in a photoshoot once. Me and a couple friends. We were all topless and bald. Unfortunately, I didn't save any of the pictures when the photographer had them online.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

K I have to change the subject for a second.

I have a super bad sweet tooth right now, and no chocolate. But I have all the baking necessities, except my brown sugar is hard a rock. But I have skor chippits and peanut butter. Anyone have any good recipes I can try?

What on earth are skor chippits? Is that actually food? Heck you guys have some weird sounding food and drinks. Maybe you could melt the brown sugar with some butter if you can chisel a lump off and make some peanut butter oat biscuits - if you have some oats.

I have started making my own chocolate. I have a kilo of raw organic cocoa butter in the fridge and all the dried stuff in the cupboard - now you made me want some. Here goes 2am chocolate making - again..