More then most of the men I've dated. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
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More then most of the men I've dated. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
Ouch... poor exs...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Trust me, the majority of them don't deserve your pity, or that of the courts. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
I dated a lot of not so nice guys.
I have the scars to prove it, both inside and out.
But that's a tale for another thread.
Hello everyone. How is it going in the great world of AMHD?
I am so so tired. I stayed up watching this movie called "Hatchet"
Bad movie, bad movie.
I can't believe I stayed up until after 1 in the morning watching it. Then it had the worst ending ever. Argh!!
Adam, well what a surprise to see you here. Goor morning hon.
Hey adam,I discovered the 'saw' movies.
Not really one for gore,but loved them.
SUNNY!
Hello,hugs,jumping up and down!
RED!! (running with arms wide open)Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
Missed you woman!
Don't ever abandon me again. But the boys took good care of me. ;)
Ah sunny, its good to be home!
What's the crack?
What's being going on?
Can you give me a quick rundown?
Hmm, well the worse news is we lost Starby. Don't know if you were following that one or not. I didn't know her, she may have helped me when I first came on but it was right after she became ill.
But as far as the castle, not much been going on. Lets rough it up a bit.
I logged on for a few minutes last week and heard about starby..
When I first became a member I made a faux pas and was getting a little ribbing,starby stuck up for me and even gave me a greenie,evne though I just a newbie who had not read the rules!
All well here,kids good,brendan good,and all the animals survived while I was in hospital..
I'm going to a wedding soon and a christening the day after..
What the hell am I going to wear!
I've lost so much weight.. boobs gone,bum gone.I look like a skinny 12 year old boy!
Feed me sunny feed me!
Wheres the bar?
A round of drinks is in order,and I was thinking a little fishing trip to the pond,set up a bar-b-q and see who happens by.
OK sunshine lets fatten you up. Run, but wait where to first? OH he bar of course. We will stock up and head to the pond. Do we get in trouble for BBQing the fish in the pond? Ah whatever! Girl you need your boobs back for the wedding lets eat up. Surely the Sheriffs wants you to have boobs.
Fish hmmm.. yep,do you think we could set up a fish and fries take a away van in the castle grounds?
We could employ unky as the potato peeler and stringer can be the clean up boy.. har di har..
Stringer... lol... clean up boy HA HA HAQuote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
That's the best idea ever! Wait lets find picnic tables and canopies. We can hire HH to hook us up with some music, loud music. I am sure these castle walls have never been rocked as hard as we can. Oh and adam, we must find a job for adam. Well clearly I am not cleaning the fish we catch, so adam is doing that.
Looks like a party!!
WAIT! Stringer... lol... clean up boy... still making me laugh
Hey. So I get the duty of cleaning the fish huh?
Thanks for looking out for me.
Ya know I used to be deputy right?
Of course he would have to have a lttle peak cap and wear shorts...
Adam the gut fish man.. has a certain ring to it...
What will we call this little enterprise?
How about 'fanthom fish and fries'
'sunny and reds mobile diner'
Beer ,food,and a few laughs..
Speacking of food,going to throw some dinner on,back in a bit..
Sunny, see if you can hunt out a van for us...
We'll probably need planning permission!
Afraid to get your hands dirty dep? If the Sheriff is clean up boy you can handle cleaning the fish. Of course when he finds out his new duties it might be our blood your cleaning up. Stick with us adam, drink this beer, it's a good time!
Ok now, Fanthom Fish and Fries, like it.
This castle lawn is so big to for our new adventure. Cheers again red!
A van huh? Hmmm... adam, your so handsome.
Well just saying, you know how red and I need a van you cute little thing. Have I said you're the best looking guy around this joint? Ok now so we need a van. Hint Hint.
Nah, a nice big piece of battered flake.Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
I would like to see Adam prepare that fish :p
Shaz!
Your not going to have job. You have been a good girl. You sit right here with red and I and drink. Lots. We have to find a van so we can put our heads together and find one.
Oooh I like the sound of that!
I will have an icy cold lager please, not too much head.
Sshhh... dont let the men hear that.Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
Slapping knee and laughing! Sorry had to say it.
OK where were we? Right, lager, not much head, coming right up... laughing again.
Hahaha I didn't think of that when I wrote it :o
I'm just not a fan of head... the gushing of liquids gets to me ;)
Oh Shazzy, you say things that just make a man go crazy.
Well, I had a van but I kind of decided to drive it through the woods on the way back so needless to say, It doesn't work anymore... Shouldn't have had all those beers.
Spitting... my drink out laughingQuote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
Although I hear spitting is rude
Whatever
Goor morning to you too sweety! :D:)Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
Howdy Stringer!
Have you heard you job for this fish fry?
I got your back if needed...
Stringer! Hello handsome.
Shhhh shaz and adam... clean that talk up! Or you might get Salvador put to you. Ha ha ha
I better just sign out I can't stop!
There's a big fine and penalty if you can't find 'um...Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
:eek::eek::eek::(Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
More... :eek::eek::eek::eek::rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
YOu betcha... you need permission.Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
Got my toes in the water, A$$ in the sand, not a worry in the world, A cold beer in my hand, Life is good today... life is good today
Great, just like red to start some trouble and run off and leave me. Now I am in deep doo doo and your coming with me shaz.
By the way Stringer, adam wrecked your van in the woods. Its right here in black and white someplace.
NO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
I didn't do it. Sunny decided to come steal the van and then she wrecked it.
I know of no Salvador... BUT I know of a Suzy...Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
How did I get dragged into this...Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
Can I at least bring my beer with me?
Wait I'm confused... we had a van but it got smashed up? :eek:
K... looks like someone has to restore order here!
Adam call in for reinforcements, this could get messy...
Pick out the ringleaders... yeah, like that would be a problem, right Sunny and Red?
Like two explosive elements:D.
Yes indeed sir.
I'm after them now. They can't get to far on foot.
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