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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

The relationship board still does not hold a candle to the Am I pregnant? board.

I have never seen so many people - I have taken 5 HPT and a blood test at the doctor and they were all negative, I am still menstrating, but I know I am pregnant. Then they walk around acting like they lost a baby... ugh...

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So true I want to pull out my hair sometimes

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I changed my AVI once to Tony Soprano...needless to say I got blasted for it. Some women are never happy. I think it must have occurred on the 4th week of the month...

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Yes we did, because we like the tiger...
Dammit, somebody hand me a tampon!

Now. You. Will. Keep. The. Tiger. :p

The tiger it is...

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Originally Posted by nitelight198073

So true i want to pull out my hair sometimes

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Yeah but they might just think it's another symptom when it hurts to have their hair pulled :p

I think the one thing that irritates me on the relationship board is this


"is my spouse cheating on me"

That's it, no other information, just that. I cannot read minds! I was God's gift to women, not God's mind reader

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Yeah but they might just think it's another symptom when it hurts to have their hair pulled :p

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I woke up this morning and got out of bed, but I was really tired and wanted to go back to bed... do you think I am pregnant?

Aww Shazzy, that pic made me smile. :)
Love Mickey!

Yes Justy, the Am I Pregnant threads are ridiculous. I loved the one where the girl had been to the dr and her doctor confirmed her negative pregnancy test but she thinks because she now finds babies adorable and enjoyed "Knocked up" that surely she must be pregnant.

Eediot.

Thanks, KC. Leave well enough alone. The sexy tiger is who you are.
Face it.
Deal with it.
Accept it.
Now let us love you for it.

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I think the one thing that irritates me on the relationship board is this


"is my spouse cheating on me"

That's it, no other information, just that. I cannot read minds! I was God's gift to women, not God's mind reader

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This is truth right here... you and me both Rome.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I woke up this morning and got out of bed, but I was really tired and wanted to go back to bed... do you think I am pregnant?

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Definitely justy, being tired is the number one pregnancy symptom, you might as well not even take a test...

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

That's it, no other information, just that. I cannot read minds! I was God's gift to women, not God's mind reader

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Ok, now I think that you and KC will need to spend sometime in separate corners, this room is only so big. :D

Just wait till kp gets here :p

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

DEFINATELY justy, being tired is the number one pregnancy symptom, you might as well not even take a test...

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Woohoo and to think I thought I couldn't get pregnant after I tied my tubes... I am so excited wait until I tell all my friends...

Oh I just did.

Back on the pregnancy subject... someone just asked if they would be showing even though they are only 3 weeks pregnant...

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

DEFINATELY justy, being tired is the number one pregnancy symptom, you might as well not even take a test...

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I must be pregnant too, my fiancé is going to be so happy!

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Ok, now I think that you and KC will need to spend sometime in seperate corners, this room is only so big. :D

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Yes, one of you must go answer some questions because there's no room for 2 swollen noggins.

Carry on :cool:

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Woohoo and to think I thought I couldn't get pregnant after I tied my tubes... I am so excited wait until I tell all my friends...

oh I just did.

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Oh no, getting your tubes tied doesn't matter... I think it actually increases your chances ;)

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I must be pregnant too, my fiance is going to be so happy!

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Have fun pushing that out :eek:

[I am getting absolutely no work done.] :o

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Yes, one of you must go answer some questions because there's no room for 2 swollen noggins.

Carry on :cool:

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This is blatant misconduct on AMHD and requires a fine and or revocation of kctiger privileges.

Carry on... :cool:

Are you lactating yet, Rome...

You aren't pregnant until you are lactating and there are some women in this room ::clears throat:: that love some lactated male milk.

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does a women fall pregnant if the condom blasted before man's ejaculation

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Oh dear... I'd be worried if my condoms started "blasting" :eek:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

This is blatant misconduct on AMHD and requires a fine and or revocation of kctiger privileges.

Carry on...:cool:

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What are the kctiger privileges?. I want some... :o

I am, my breasts do hurt!

::Puzzled looked::

How am I going to push this thing out?:confused:

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

What are the kctiger privileges? ... I want some... :o

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Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream... not for the weak at heart.

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I think the one thing that irritates me on the relationship board is this "is my spouse cheating on me"

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Sometimes I want to type:

"Yeah, he said he'll be there in 1/2 an hour and if you still want takeout tonight"

::giggles::

Sarah

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

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Great minds think a like, I have the "under the bed restraints"

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

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Teehee, now you got me all excited...

::backs away slowly::

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

::backs away slowly::

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Where are you going?

To get my handcuffs :p




They glow in the dark :o

My place, didn't you know that KC?

Indeed Rome... indeed...

My handcuffs are at your place?
I hope you washed them before you give them back :p

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Are you lactating yet, Rome...

You aren't pregnant until you are lactating and there are some women in this room ::clears throat:: that love some lactated male milk.

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What? Huh? :eek:

I admit nothing.

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

My handcuffs are at your place?
I hope you washed them before you give them back :p

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Yeah, I will give them back before you head over to Rome's place... :cool:

You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)

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You will NEVER know...

I hope you guys use the withdrawal method... wouldn't want anyone to get pregnant now...

Is that what you did rome? Tut tut :p

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

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Now you's speaking my language :D

Carry on :cool:

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

I hope you guys use the withdrawal method... wouldn't want anyone to get pregnant now...

Is that what you did rome? tut tut :p

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I use the face method... if you don't know what that is, send me an IM and I will explain... DING!