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  • Jul 17, 2008, 05:01 PM
    Alty
    Rebbie, there are extra blankets in the torture chamber, feel free to grab some. Also, there are refreshments in the castle kitchen, I just stocked it, so there's plenty for everyone.

    M, I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

    Stringer, I missed you again dagnabit. :(
  • Jul 17, 2008, 06:16 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hello folks!

    ... ah, today was a fun-filled day!

    I was studying, and lo and behold, I get a call from my mother, literally acting as if there were a scud missile heading to atlanta. She said my brother got hurt, that I should hurry home...

    ... wait for it...

    ... wait for it...

    ... he was working out with weights and dropped his weight on his face, cutting his lips. The cut was the size of a pimple.. . that was it.

    Granted, his mouth is a little swollen... he's in a teeny tiny bit of pain... but... yeah.

    Now, I'm taking him out to teach him how to drive... then we're going to go see the Dark Knight. I'll let you guys know how it went.
  • Jul 17, 2008, 06:25 PM
    Alty
    Poor bro, a pimple sized cut, that sucks. Did you put a bandaid on it Sneezy? ;)

    Have fun tonight, I might be here when you get back. ;):)
  • Jul 17, 2008, 06:28 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Put a bandaid on it?

    I looked at him and laughed. I looked at my parents and started laughing at them. I mean... COME ON!! Yes, he was bleeding, but so what?? Ahhhhh! I drove 30 minutes for that mess.
  • Jul 17, 2008, 06:30 PM
    Alty
    Sydney fell down today and scraped off around two layers of skin 3 inches wide on her knee, it bled everywhere and she didn't even cry, she's 5. Tell your brother that story. ;)
  • Jul 17, 2008, 06:42 PM
    softbalgrl1331
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Sydney fell down today and scraped off around two layers of skin 3 inches wide on her knee, it bled everywhere and she didn't even cry, she's 5. Tell your brother that story. ;)


    Sydney is brave!
  • Jul 17, 2008, 06:52 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    hello folks!

    ...ah, today was a fun-filled day!

    I was studying, and lo and behold, I get a call from my mother, literally acting as if there were a scud missile heading to atlanta. She said my brother got hurt, that I should hurry home...

    ...wait for it...

    ...wait for it...

    ...he was working out with weights and dropped his weight on his face, cutting his lips. the cut was the size of a pimple. ...that was it.

    granted, his mouth is a little swollen...he's in a teeny tiny bit of pain...but...yeah.

    now, I'm taking him out to teach him how to drive...then we're going to go see the Dark Knight. I'll let you guys know how it went.

    The reviews have been fantastic Sneezy.. we are going Saturday afternoon... Marta is going to get the tickets for IMAX tomorrow... it was filmed mostly in Chicago...
  • Jul 17, 2008, 06:54 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    WOW
    Thanks stringer , I love my new Badge :)

    Attachment 10231

    You're my partner --friend you get only the best... I hope it isn't too big?
  • Jul 17, 2008, 07:09 PM
    Alty
    Stringer, if you and M are partners does that mean you're the deputy? ;)

    Got to go for a while kids, going to watch a movie with the kids, back later. :)
  • Jul 17, 2008, 07:16 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Your my partner --friend you get only the best...I hope it isn't too big?

    Thanks stringer , the badge is perfect and I've gottcha back!

    Bye Alty , might speak to you later :)
  • Jul 17, 2008, 07:59 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, if you and M are partners does that mean you're the deputy? ;)

    Gotta go for a while kids, gonna watch a movie with the kids, back later. :)


    No, I have always been and will continue to be The Sheriff (.) And have many deputies, but M is the HEAD DEPUTY! (Last one died... ) If you need more references, well let's see pilgrim, Oh... ask Start... she knows how many I have saved, from the many threads way back before any of these... young 'uns !:p :D
  • Jul 17, 2008, 08:05 PM
    softbalgrl1331
    Hey! Can I be a Junior Deputy?

    ORRRR

    Maybe a Deputy in Training?

    EH? Sounds good huh?
  • Jul 17, 2008, 08:08 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    No, I have always been and will continue to be The Sheriff (.) And have many deputies, but M is the HEAD DEPUTY! (Last one died....) If you need more references, well let's see pilgrim, Oh...ask Start......she knows how many I have saved, from the many threads way back before any of these.......young 'uns !:p :D

    HEAD DEPUTY... woo hoo , do I get my own handcuffs stringer??

    Don't even think about it Alty ;)

    Hey softy :)
  • Jul 17, 2008, 08:27 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by softbalgrl1331
    Hey! Can I be a Junior Deputy?!

    ORRRR

    Maybe a Deputy in Training?!

    EH? Sounds good huh?

    Yes, I will put your training in the hands of one of the best... M, are you still here...
    But we may need to change your name to "hardbalgrl", is that OK?:D :rolleyes:

    Stringer
  • Jul 17, 2008, 08:32 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    HEAD DEPUTY...........woo hoo , do I get my own handcuffs stringer???

    Don't even think about it Alty ;)

    Hey softy :)

    Yeah... handcuffs (manly ones), a six shooter (you have to supply your own bullets), spurs, a big black hat, boots, and we charge rent for the use of the horse and saddle (not much, you'll be able to deduct it on your taxes... ) he he... that scar that Alty put on your forehead only adds to your demeanor M... looks good... :cool: rugged.

    Stringer, over and out...
  • Jul 17, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    HEAD DEPUTY...........woo hoo , do I get my own handcuffs stringer???

    Don't even think about it Alty ;)

    Hey softy :)

    You're no fun. :( ;)
  • Jul 17, 2008, 09:45 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    You're no fun. :( ;)

    LOL
    You know you were going to do it ;)
  • Jul 17, 2008, 10:07 PM
    Alty
    Yes, I know, I was, I already had the picture all picked out, then you came along and said, NO! :(

    Not to worry, I'll get you sooner or later M, don't turn your back, no way, Alty is ready. :)
  • Jul 18, 2008, 12:56 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    ::clears throat::

    Hello?
  • Jul 18, 2008, 01:21 AM
    jrebel7
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    Oh my goodness, I took a run on the bike late tonight, just to check out the castle one more time, thinking I might not be so scared and look what I found, just hangin' out waiting for some innocent bystander such as myself or Sneezy to come by just so he could have a snack. If it hadn't been for the mighty power of the Rebel bike, we would have been goners. Whew! That was a close call! I will wait until morning now to come check things out around this incredible mystery of shadows! Night to all! Don't have bad dreams about things that go "Chomp" in the night!! ~~~COLD CHILLS~~~! Shivers! Sleep, I need to sleep! I will be brave again tomorrow!
  • Jul 18, 2008, 01:40 AM
    Unknown008
    Hi Rebbi! Glad you made it to here. Hey, scary stuff you found there... never thought that such a thing could exist :).

    Hi sneezy, alty, batman and stringer!

    Quote:

    Yes, I will put your training in the hands of one of the best... M, are you still here...
    But we may need to change your name to "hardbalgrl", is that OK?

    Stringer
    Me too! I already have the stuff: a shooter, bullets, spurs, a big hat, boots and a horse with its saddle. It's surprisingl what you can get here! ;)
  • Jul 18, 2008, 04:53 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008
    Hi Rebbi! Glad you made it to here. Hey, scary stuff you found there.... never thought that such a thing could exist :).

    Hi sneezy, alty, batman and stringer!



    Me too! I already have the stuff: a shooter, bullets, spurs, a big hat, boots and a horse with its saddle. It's surprisingl what you can get here! ;)

    Unky, I certainly see no reason why not my friend... M, Hardgrl and I will have to vote on it, but I feel you should be a shoe in. And one nice thing, we are anti-political... yep all that's needed is courage... I see no problem, M and Hardgrl does Unky have your vote?

    We are kind of like "The Law of the Castle", kind of like the "Knights Templar."

    Stringer
  • Jul 18, 2008, 06:59 AM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Unky, I certainly see no reason why not my friend....M, Hardgrl and I will have to vote on it, but I feel you should be a shoe in. And one nice thing, we are anti-political.......yep all that's needed is courage...I see no problem, M and Hardgrl does Unky have your vote?

    We are kinda like "The Law of the Castle", kinda like the "Knights Templar."

    Stringer

    Well, that's bad news for me. I had just been hoping I could apply for trainee position as deputy also but then I hear those cold hard words, "all that's needed is courage"! I am so sad! Maybe if I could have stood up to "Choppie" last night... oh well... better find another dream other than deputy... something that doesn't take that much courage. Maybe I could just be "Keeper of the Light!" I had the boots, hat, shooter, but "no cuffs'... Alty?? Do you know where they are?
  • Jul 18, 2008, 07:02 AM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008
    Hi Rebbi! Glad you made it to here. Hey, scary stuff you found there.... never thought that such a thing could exist :).

    Hi sneezy, alty, batman and stringer!



    Me too! I already have the stuff: a shooter, bullets, spurs, a big hat, boots and a horse with its saddle. It's surprisingl what you can get here! ;)


    Hey there! I wish you well in your bid for deputy! Sadly, it looks like I lack the courage:eek: but I will work on it!! :)
  • Jul 18, 2008, 09:33 AM
    Unknown008
    Quote:

    Hey there! I wish you well in your bid for deputy! Sadly, it looks like I lack the courage but I will work on it!!
    Thanks for the encouragement! Don't you worry, I'll be there to protect you until you have your means of protection and I'm sure that you'll have enough courage to become one very soon. You know the duck? Well, I heard that you could get infinite courage by just having a nice taste of it ;).
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:02 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Unky, I certainly see no reason why not my friend....M, Hardgrl and I will have to vote on it, but I feel you should be a shoe in. And one nice thing, we are anti-political.......yep all that's needed is courage...I see no problem, M and Hardgrl does Unky have your vote?

    We are kinda like "The Law of the Castle", kinda like the "Knights Templar."

    Stringer

    Hardbalgrl says Unky is in! :D
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:04 AM
    Unknown008
    Thanks hardgirl! :D
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:08 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Now you just have to convince Friend...

    Maybe you should bake him something!

    Yummmm :)
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:17 AM
    Unknown008
    Well, starduck is not here... and has a headache. Its unhealthy to eat an unhealthy duck...

    Ok, Hey Baaaatmaaaaan! Would you like that I prepare a nice dinner for you? Whacha say of roasted pork ribs? I found them in my backward that morning and I don't know how. It seems to have come from the sky, just for you. Ok, I'll start the cooking...

    *cut cut cut* *wash wash wash* *mixes with BBQ sauce* *put in oven* Now just wait for it to be ready. You can already smell it! Grrrreat! Now just sit back in your usual corner and wiat for the food... theeeeeerrrrrreeee, good! You know Asterix and Obelix? I'll prepare the same food as they used to have, you know, its famous!

    *ding!* Hey, it's ready! Want to taste it?
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:27 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Hey... well maybe I should get some...

    Ya know... because I came up with that idea...

    The idea that you should cook something...

    And I could test it to make sure it tastes great...

    Just offering... ya knoww... smells prettyyy good...

    :D ;) :D ;) :D ;)
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:31 AM
    Unknown008
    Do as you please. The porky was big, 50kg! There'll be enough for everybody here. But take a piece. If you take more than one, there may be not enough for one. Then if another take two pieces instead of one, then two will be not having.

    Well, a miracle would be that another juicy animal comes into my yard...
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:43 AM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008
    Thanks for the encouragement! Don't you worry, i'll be there to protect you until you have your means of protection and i'm sure that you'll have enough courage to become one very soon. You know the duck? Well, i heard that you could get infinite courage by just having a nice taste of it ;).

    Thank you! I will feel more secure then! I will just have to acclimate to the castle and see what happens! Need to check out all the rooms and those who hang out in the shadows!
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:49 AM
    Unknown008
    And hey, don't forget to keep an eye for Stringer (he's got the whip glued to his hand). Try something to 'deglue' it while he will not be paying attention.
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:55 AM
    Unknown008
    I'm done for now *yawn* bye everyone! Good day! I'll be around in some 13 hours. Until then good night! I'm sure that you'll be sleeping when I'll be here... lol :(
  • Jul 18, 2008, 10:58 AM
    jrebel7
    You know I love Stringer but I did tell Alty I would try to get her whip back so I am thinking maybe, if that croc is laying in wait some night and Stringer needs to get from the castle across the mote, maybe he and I can get on my bike jump the mote and provided we survive, ask him nicely for the whip for Alty. Of course, Stringer being the Sheriff and all, could always confiscate it again from Alty if he catches her unaware. She is a pretty smart little cookie though, he might have his job cut out for him!!
  • Jul 18, 2008, 11:04 AM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008
    I'm done for now *yawn* bye everyone! Good day! I'll be around in some 13 hours. Until then good nite! I'm sure that you'll be sleeping when i'll be here...lol :(

    Night Night new little friend! Sweet Dreams! :p
  • Jul 18, 2008, 12:13 PM
    softbalgrl1331
    Hey Rebbie

    Don't think I know you..

    The name's Hardgrl at the moment.
  • Jul 18, 2008, 12:33 PM
    jrebel7
    Hey there! Nice to meet you Hardgrl~~~~~~~~~

    I ride a Honda Rebel motorcycle, thus the name. This is a great group of friends here on the thread. I am sure you know that by now!! I am a regular but was just gone for a bit until lately. I'm back though and ready to ride!!

    Catch you later at the Castle!! :)
  • Jul 18, 2008, 12:57 PM
    Alty
    Stringer's the sheriff? Wow, go away for a few hours and all sorts of things happen. ;)

    I am the queen of the castle, so Sheriff beware, or it will be "Off with your head", nope couldn't do it, lub my Silly String. ;)

    I'm worried about my little Starduck, she's not feeling well at all, I miss her. :(
  • Jul 18, 2008, 02:35 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer's the sheriff? Wow, go away for a few hours and all sorts of things happen. ;)

    I am the queen of the castle, so Sheriff beware, or it will be "Off with your head", nope couldn't do it, lub my Silly String. ;)

    I'm worried about my little Starduck, she's not feeling well at all, I miss her. :(

    Ya Know Alty... every time I think about all the tricks and ploys you have tried to pull to get **SUSY** from me and those that you haven't even devised as yet. I sit and stare at your avatar (Oh boy!) in wonder, how on earth, could you try to employ one of my dearest, sweetest, loving, most kind, beautiful, caring, interesting, bright eyed, angelic, faithful, trustful, cute, endearing, honest, ethical, and straight forth dear friends to help you steal my beloved SUSY away from me?? (Yep, I am talkin' 'bout The Rebel!) She is of good heart Alty, she IS NOT A THIEF, why oh why have you tried to sway her away from her convictions??

    And Rebbie, take care sweet, just like the lion walking down that "yellow brick road" you too will find courage, be patient and this gift is yours... from the sheriff.

    And ALTY... a question please (just out of curiosity)... ya tell me you love me... but only AFTER you threaten me first? Isn't that curious, I think a shrink would have a ball with this one (Do we have a kind of reverse "Black Widow" syndrome going on here?)... hahahaha

    But not matter what cha do... I will always defend you, love you, and be your friend, after all... I be the Sheriff! And one other little thing here Queeny; there is the little matter of my salary.. After all M, Unky and hardgrl need to be paid also...

    Love you Alty... yep, I dooooooos,
    Stringer

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