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  • Jul 1, 2008, 12:49 PM
    Alty
    Hi you two love birds, how are things going?

    Bubble bath, chocolate, wine and flowers, and you missed it HC? Girl, you have to get your priorities straight. ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 12:52 PM
    Alty
    Eeek, got to run, time to run through the sprinkler with my kids and have a water fight. They may be small, but they have the bigger water guns, not fair, I think I might have to go purchase a new water weapon. ;)

    I'll be back later. You two love birds have fun, be good, or maybe it's time to stop being good, maybe a little naughtiness is called for, nes pas? ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 12:54 PM
    HistorianChick
    I know, I know... I'll have to "Blue Lagoon" it to make up...
  • Jul 1, 2008, 01:55 PM
    Alty
    Go for it HC. :)

    Remember now, internet access asap, no delays, do it today. No excuses, don't want to hear them, get your puter hooked up and get that internet. :)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 01:58 PM
    starbuck8
    Hey Alty! I have a headache and was laying down when you called. I will call you a bit later okay?! ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 02:06 PM
    Alty
    Okay Starby, because boy do we need to talk, Oh boy do we ever, oh man, we really do. Wow, what a day. :);)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 02:10 PM
    starbuck8
    Oh oh... LOL! I can only imagine! Let me get my head together here, and I'll call shortly.
  • Jul 1, 2008, 02:14 PM
    Alty
    I'll be waiting, going insane, but waiting, patiently, waiting, pick up the phone Starby, call, call now, NOW!! ;);););)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 02:16 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    You can call me alty ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 02:19 PM
    Alty
    If only I had your number Sneezy, and free long distance. ;)

    Trust me Sneezy, I could talk your ear off, I really could, ask Starby, the first time we talked we were on the phone for 4 hours. Starby has free long distance. ;):)

    Hey Sneezy, you got a fourth green square, congrats. :)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 02:21 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Ooh I did! Thanks! I don't deserve half of them, but regardless, an award given is an award received.

    I'm currently writing a novel! Not really... writing my entrance essay for med school apps. The question? "Why do you want to go to medical school?"

    ... I'm writing about my obsession with being a navy seal.. . hm.
  • Jul 1, 2008, 02:31 PM
    Alty
    Hmmm, why do you want to go to medical school? My answer would be, blood is red, red is my favorite color, money, possibly a nice car, a parking spot near the hospital, free advice from doctors, the chance to meet interesting people, did I mention money? Hee, hee, but let's face it, I am not a candidate for medical school, maybe for a medical facility, but not school. ;););)

    Navy seal huh? Cool. You'll have to send me the finished product, if you want. :) I too am writing a book, it's non-fiction, more of a biography. I'm mainly writing it for my kids, let's face it, no body else would want to read about my boring life. Yawn.

    Got to run Sneezy, back later, get to writing, be good. :)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 02:39 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I'll be sure to send it to as many people as possible to get opinions on it. I should be finished by it either tonight or tomorrow. I'll have it sent.

    I want to read your bio... but... how long could a bio be if you're only 27?

    On a lighter note, miley cyrus (otherwise known as hannah montana) is writing a bio.. . she's 15!! What's she going to say?

    Chapter 1: I was born... pre school...
    Chapter 2: elementary school...
    Chapter 3: middle school...
    Chapter 4: high school with a cliffhanger ending
  • Jul 1, 2008, 03:05 PM
    Alty
    Hey all, quick drop by. I started a thread, need some advice, can you check it out.

    Be brutally honest, really, I need to know where I went wrong, apparently to blind to see.

    Here's the link;

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-...ng-232847.html

    And so you know, this PM was sent with the best intentions, I really did not expect it to go this way. Is it me?
  • Jul 1, 2008, 03:40 PM
    theguywithnolife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    Ooh I did! Thanks! I don't deserve half of them, but regardless, an award given is an award received.

    I'm currently writing a novel! Not really...writing my entrance essay for med school apps. The question? "Why do you want to go to medical school?"

    ...I'm writing about my obsession with being a navy seal. ...hm.

    No Lie, In My boredom I'm writing a book also lol, Although I'm experincing Writers Block.. No lie its called

    Attack of the Evil Oatmeal Cookies =)

    I'm very Imaginitive
  • Jul 1, 2008, 03:46 PM
    starbuck8
    Oooooo... Evil Oatmeal Coooookies! Sounds like funnn! Bahahahaha!

    Hi Guy, how are you?
  • Jul 1, 2008, 03:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    I'll be sure to send it to as many people as possible to get opinions on it. I should be finished by it either tonight or tomorrow. I'll have it sent.

    I want to read your bio...but...how long could a bio be if you're only 27?

    on a lighter note, miley cyrus (otherwise known as hannah montana) is writing a bio. ...she's 15!!! What's she going to say?

    chapter 1: I was born...pre school...
    chapter 2: elementary school...
    chapter 3: middle school...
    chapter 4: high school with a cliffhanger ending

    Don't forget her fabulous singing career. ;)

    Only 27, gosh, big kiss to you Sneezy, huge slobbery kiss. :) Sorry HC, but it was warranted. :)

    Hey Guy, Oatmeal cookies huh? Well, I can see where the writers block could come in, I mean, oatmeal cookies, how much attacking can they do? Now, chocolate chip, that's a whole other story. ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 04:00 PM
    Alty
    Got to run, time to kick butt in cards, or darts, or just kick butt with my foot, or insert foot in mouth. So many option. Oooh, BEER! :)

    Later all.
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:37 PM
    Alty
    I smell roasted duck, all throughout the castle, mmmmm, smells good, when do we eat?

    I'll go get the potatoes ready, anything else? Any requests? What about desert? ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:42 PM
    friend4u178
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    MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


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  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:42 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I smell roasted duck, all throughout the castle, mmmmm, smells good, when do we eat?

    I'll go get the potatoes ready, anything else? Any requests? What about desert? ;)


    Someone heeelllppp! I was told I was getting a steam bath and a massage! Duckman!. come quick! :eek:
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:44 PM
    starbuck8
    Duckman!. you are a trader! I thought you had my back feathers?! I could have made you a really nice pillow! Why have you betrayed me? :( I think Alty's all QUACKED UP!
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:44 PM
    Alty
    Mmmm, I think some asparagus with hollandaise sauce will go nicely with my Starby duck. Mmmmmm, smells sooooooo good. Hey, don't bite, just close your eyes and sleep, it will all be over soon. ;)

    Duckman isn't here little wee Starby duck, you are going to be dinner for 4, yup, you are. :)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Duckman!!!!...you are a trader!! I thought you had my back feathers???!!! I could have made you a really nice pillow!! Why have you betrayed me?? :(


    What's he trading, I might be interested, is it cards, or perhaps something else. ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:47 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    What's he trading, I might be interested, is it cards, or perhaps something else. ;)

    LMAO... you beat me to it Alty :)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:51 PM
    starbuck8
    Here Alice! Hold my hand... we are going to the mooon Alice!

    YouTube - Bellagio Fountains Frank Sinatra Fly Me to the Moon Vegas
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:56 PM
    starbuck8
    Shhhh... Duckman... don't tell Alty that isn't really what the moon looks like!. I will trade you something later k?. shhhh! ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:56 PM
    Alty
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    Mmm, the potatoes are cut and boiling, not much longer now and I'll be having roast duck. I can't wait, it's been a while. And might I remind you who started all this, Started, get it, could it be Starty? We are after all Canducks, at least you are my fine feathered friend. ;)

    Attachment 9833

    Can't wait! :D
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    LMAO...................you beat me to it Alty :)


    Once in a while I do get lucky. ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 06:58 PM
    starbuck8
    Just once in awhile Alice? It's cold on the moon. You might be getting it less than you think! Mwaahahahaha!
  • Jul 1, 2008, 07:02 PM
    Alty
    Starby bad, bad Starby, really naughty ducky! ;)

    It's cold on the moon, yes, but that will make it even more likely, body heat keeps you warm and snug, yup like a wee bug, I'm not worried. ;)

    How's the gravity on the moon, that would be something that could thwart my evil plan. ;)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 07:07 PM
    starbuck8
    Well I don't think the moon suit would be all that sexy on you. You would have to sleep in a crater, and watch out for cow patties when that cow jumps over everynite. I also hear there are a lot of mice up there! I would watch out for the blue moon! I figure it's a contagious medical condition!
  • Jul 1, 2008, 07:07 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Once in a while I do get lucky. ;)


    Me too :D
  • Jul 1, 2008, 07:08 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Me too :D

    Oh... me too! The lottery odds are great sometimes! :D
  • Jul 1, 2008, 07:13 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Me too :D

    Dangit, I practically gift wrapped that one for you. Why don't I just give up trying to outwit you? Na, it's more fun this way. ;)

    At least admit that once in a while, I do give you a run for your money, right? I hope so, I'd hate to think that I'm old and senile. ;)

    The potatoes need to be seasoned and fried, mmmmm, going to be so good with the roast. Sadly, not roast duck, but roast beef is just as good. :) Are you two hungry now?

    After dinner we might go to Festival Place to see the fireworks, it's a bit late for the kids, so we'll play it by ear. Sydney's little friend is visiting the neighbour (his girlfriends daughter) so she won't want to leave. They've seen fireworks before, so no biggy, if they're having fun I'll let them continue. ;)

    I'll be back later.

    Did anything I said make sense? I'm a wee bit tipsy. Oh look, the screen is moving. :D
  • Jul 1, 2008, 07:16 PM
    starbuck8
    Are you getting wobbly Alice? They set off those fireworks from the moon you know! Just go with the flow! :: preetty colors:: ::Alice sleeeppyyy:: Moon Pies Gooood! ::yuck yuck:: ::spit:: Oops, those were "cow" pies"!
  • Jul 1, 2008, 07:30 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Dangit, I practically gift wrapped that one for you. Why don't I just give up trying to outwit you? Na, it's more fun this way. ;)

    At least admit that once in a while, I do give you a run for your money, right? I hope so, I'd hate to think that I'm old and senile. ;)

    Alty
    You and starby definitely keep me on my toes :)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 08:33 PM
    starbuck8
    Do Ducks have toes Duckman? This will keep you on your toes!

    YouTube - Dancing Duck
  • Jul 1, 2008, 08:37 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Do Ducks have toes Duckman?? This will keep you on your toes!!

    YouTube - Dancing Duck

    LOL... very good , a Michael Jackson Duck :)
  • Jul 1, 2008, 08:47 PM
    starbuck8
    Eeeekkk! Michael Jackson and a Duck... hmmmm... poor Bobo the Chimp... now there are Ducks involved in his 3 ringed circus too!

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