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  • May 22, 2008, 09:26 PM
    Alty
    LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)
  • May 22, 2008, 09:28 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)

    Really... no I'm not even going to ask :eek:
  • May 22, 2008, 09:30 PM
    Alty
    Oh M, it's to put on her eyes, the juices from the cucumber makes the puffiness and wrinkles go away. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. :)
  • May 22, 2008, 09:31 PM
    friend4u178
    LOL... is that right starby??
  • May 22, 2008, 09:33 PM
    starbuck8
    Well this is just weird! My phone rang, and some girl asked for Mr. Jones. Then it just rang again, and some guy and for Mrs. Jones. When I said there was nobody here by that name, I heard an outburst of laughter! What the hell is so funny about that?

    It sure better not be my ex screwin around again! It's kind of not his style though! He likes to call at 3 or 4am just to piss me off!
  • May 22, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Alty
    You won't take my word for it? I'm hurt, sob, truly hurt, sniff. ;)
  • May 22, 2008, 09:34 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Really.......................no I'm not even gonna ask :eek:

    Salad, M--Salad!! LOL!!
  • May 22, 2008, 09:34 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Well this is just weird!! My phone rang, and some girl asked for Mr. Jones. Then it just rang again, and some guy and for Mrs. Jones. When I said there was nobody here by that name, I heard an outburst of laughter! What the hell is so funny about that??

    It sure better not be my ex screwin around again!! It's kind of not his style though!? He likes to call at 3 or 4am just to piss me off!!


    Kids, why aren't they on the internet looking at porn like other kids their age, jeesh. ;)
  • May 22, 2008, 09:37 PM
    friend4u178
    Want to a good laugh...

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...er-218904.html
  • May 22, 2008, 09:37 PM
    starbuck8
    We have our winter cucumbers... they are the long english ones!. and then our summer ones are shorter and juicier! They must be used quickly before they start to wilt! :p
  • May 22, 2008, 09:42 PM
    starbuck8
    ROFLMAO! I've seen that one before, and it was a longer version actually. Still makes me laugh though!
  • May 22, 2008, 09:43 PM
    Alty
    I would like a long english one please Starby. ;)

    M, I already saw, it LMAO, poor guy, and poor interviewer, he just couldn't stop laughing. :)
  • May 22, 2008, 09:49 PM
    friend4u178
    Ok no more cucumber talk... geez as if I needed to give you 2 Ammo :)
  • May 22, 2008, 09:55 PM
    starbuck8
    Geeezzzz... puter froze up and crashed on me! Hate it when that happens! Grrrrrr!
  • May 22, 2008, 09:56 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)

    I am ONLY 33... sigh of relief...
  • May 22, 2008, 09:56 PM
    Alty
    Poor M, can't take vegetable talk, so sad. ;)

    Sydney's still awake, can't sleep, it's not surprising, she slept all day. I think she's staying home from school again tomorrow, this is getting ridiculous. :(
  • May 22, 2008, 09:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I am ONLY 33.....sigh of relief....

    One day Starty, mark my words, one day, you'll look back and 33 will be just a memory. Actually, I don't remember 33 all that much, sad, I know I was 33, what happened? ;)
  • May 22, 2008, 09:58 PM
    startover22
    I am starting to get uncomfortable... LMAO
  • May 22, 2008, 09:59 PM
    Alty
    Poor Starty, was it something we said? ;)
  • May 22, 2008, 10:02 PM
    startover22
    GOOOOD Night you silly women. Good night Friend! Going for my movie now... I think!
  • May 22, 2008, 10:05 PM
    Alty
    Good night Starty, go watch a movie, enjoy your solitude. I'm cleaning bunny cages and talking to you guys, multi tasking, it feels great! :)
  • May 22, 2008, 10:09 PM
    friend4u178
    Night starty :)
  • May 22, 2008, 10:11 PM
    starbuck8
    Well that's twice now that it's crashed on me! What the heck?! I need to get someone to do a good clean up on this thing!
  • May 22, 2008, 10:13 PM
    Alty
    Time to bring out the windex Starby, get to cleaning, hee, hee, don't try that, I'm kidding, windex won't work!
  • May 22, 2008, 10:15 PM
    starbuck8
    More like it's time to break out the "BUG" spray Alty! Haha!
  • May 22, 2008, 10:16 PM
    startover22
    Wait:::::::::::::::::::
    Alty... I know you told me to use vinegar to clean up the thousand year old milk stain... but can you tell me how... I mean do I clean the whole carpet in there or... Do you think it will smell like vinegar for the rest of its life? I am not sure I can handle that... remember we don't know exactly where the stain is, just that it's there and there was a broken milk jug to prove it... eeeewwwww
  • May 22, 2008, 10:17 PM
    Alty
    LMAO, good one Starby, good one. :)

    Thumper is having bunny binky time, he's actually hopping around this time, last time he sat in the middle and looked at me as if to say "Ya, and, what do you want me to do?" I think the bunny binky room concept is finally making sense to him. Now if only Oreo would get with the program. Kilala loves it, doesn't want to ever come out once she in, same for Cotton. I should take video one day, it's so cute to watch them binkying around.:)
  • May 22, 2008, 10:22 PM
    Alty
    Starty, there should be a spot of carpet where the carpet has kind of stuck together, that's the place. I suppose you could do the entire carpet, but that's allot of vinegar and allot of vinegar smell, I'd dilute it and do it a few times. If you can find the spot then pour the vinegar directly on it, until it soaks through the carpet, gently rub it in, let it sit for around 1/2 hour then soak up the vinegar with a towel or wet vac. You might have to do this a few times to completely get rid of the smell, but it should work. Hope that helps. :)
  • May 22, 2008, 10:32 PM
    starbuck8
    OMG! I just thought of something I wrote a few posts back! I'm not even going to tell you guys! I just thought about what I've heard about the young kids language, and the slang! If any of you knows which one I'm talking about... I didn't mean that!! LMAO! Yikes, I better watch what I write!
  • May 22, 2008, 10:32 PM
    startover22
    Thanks... K... seriously I just pushed play.. its time! Hugs... night!
  • May 22, 2008, 10:47 PM
    Alty
    Starby, you do realize that now you have to tell us, curiosity is killing me. Please? ;)
  • May 22, 2008, 10:47 PM
    starbuck8
    Where did M go?. Franny where are you? You are not allowed to leave for the pub yet! :p
  • May 22, 2008, 10:50 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Starby, you do realize that now you have to tell us, curiosity is killing me. Please? ;)

    I can't tell you on here! :eek: It had to do with salad! I just remember my sisters kid, and his friends laughing one day, when I asked them if they wanted to have salad with their steak! I made them tell me what was so funny! TMI! ;)
  • May 22, 2008, 10:52 PM
    Alty
    I must be getting old, because without an explanation I'm lost. You can tell me tomorrow, or email me. :)

    M, oh M, where are you? Come out of the corner M, we won't bite, promise. ;)
  • May 22, 2008, 11:02 PM
    Alty
    Well kids, I'm off to bed, I'm hoping to get in at least 6 hours of sleep, that would be really nice.

    Goodnight Starby, Goodnight M, have fun watching your movie Starty. Talk to you all tomorrow. Muwa (that was a big wet kiss) ;)

    Alty out. :)
  • May 22, 2008, 11:02 PM
    starbuck8
    Okay Alty... I just emailed you and 'splained! LOL!
  • May 22, 2008, 11:05 PM
    starbuck8
    It's probably time for me to go too! It's been a long day, and I'm tired and need a snack before bedtime!

    Night all! G'day M... wherever you took off to? Buh'bye! :)
  • May 22, 2008, 11:10 PM
    friend4u178
    Sorry guys , work beckoned :(

    Night all sleep well :)
  • May 24, 2008, 10:52 AM
    bigbird213
    Afternoon all,

    Anyone around?
  • May 24, 2008, 06:38 PM
    startover22
    Never buy the diced tomatoes with the green chilis... dang!
    Hi you Starby!

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