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  • Apr 14, 2010, 01:05 PM
    slapshot_oi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    You thought I made it up:

    Orgasmo is defined below too. It's strictly a male thing.

    Orgasmatron - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    I thought it was just a Motorhead album.
  • Apr 14, 2010, 01:07 PM
    tickle

    That must have been a really obscure movie because I never heard of it before, let alone the orgasmatron. Which could only have been thought up by Woody Allen in the first place.

    Tick
  • Apr 14, 2010, 01:46 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    That must have been a really obscure movie because I never heard of it before, let alone the orgasmatron. Which could only have been thought up by Woody Allen in the first place.

    tick

    Woody Allen is a perv. :eek:
  • Apr 14, 2010, 01:59 PM
    Emland

    Agree with Kitkat. Can't stand WA.
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:00 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Emland View Post
    Agree with Kitkat. Can't stand WA.

    Can you imagine waking up and seeing him every morning:eek::eek::eek:
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:01 PM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    Woody Allen is a perv. :eek:

    Of course he is, Kit. He left one wife to cohabit with his adopted daughter. I have never seen a movie of his that I enjoy. Could be because I know what his history is.

    Hey, kiddo, we are always on the same page. Must be karma... no not him, but real karma... do you drink martinis by any chance. Want to come over and sit on the deck, eat artichokes, greek food and bread and butter puddding with strawberries, and I have work tomorrow, but whatever.

    Sorry, don't mind me, stressful day dealing with red cross discipline and procedures... arrrrrrrrrrrrghgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Hugs

    Tick
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:05 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    Of course he is, Kit. He left one wife to cohabit with his adopted daughter. I have never seen a movie of his that I enjoy. Could be because I know what his history is.

    tick

    How old was the girl again? Gosh she has to have two garbage bags one to put over her head in case the one she puts over his face breaks.
    I think he is as bad as a child molester. I'd rather sleep with a python than WA.
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:07 PM
    tickle

    He was considered a child molester at the time. Mia Farrow took him to court. Yes, the girl was l3 or l4.
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:10 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    He was considered a child molester at the time. Mia Farrow took him to court. yes, the girl was l3 or l4.

    I would have cut his you know what off and microwaved it so there would be no chance of reattachment. Just like weiner when it explodes in the micro:mad:
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:15 PM
    tickle

    Hi Kit... settle down... you can't do that. Exploding weiner. I don't think I have ever seen that in a microwave and I don't think I would want to clean it up.

    Have you had a bad day... come over here for a big hug (). We will get you a nice room and a good doctor... I will join you...

    Tick
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:19 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    Of course he is, Kit. He left one wife to cohabit with his adopted daughter. I have never seen a movie of his that I enjoy. Could be because I know what his history is.

    Hey, kiddo, we are always on the same page. Must be karma......no not him, but real karma...do you drink martinis by any chance. Wanna come over and sit on the deck, eat artichokes, greek food and bread and butter puddding with strawberries, and I have work tomorrow, but whatever.

    sorry, dont mind me, stressful day dealing with red cross discipline and procedures.....arrrrrrrrrrrrghgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    hugs

    tick

    Sure.. I'll be there intwo shakes of a lambs tail... I loved the artichoke recipe. You can drink your martinin's.. I got to have my red bull..
    Speaking of recipes tickle do you one for baccalava? I love greek food.. :D
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:25 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    hi Kit......settle down.....you can't do that. Exploding weiner. I dont think I have ever seen that in a microwave and I dont think I would want to clean it up.

    Have you had a bad day.....come over here for a big hug (). We will get you a nice room and a good doctor.......I will join you.....

    tick

    Headache, ear infection... ticked off at a post I read in family people, night before last. How can I leave my partner with 2 babies. This guy backhands a 17 month old girl and the woman didn't even defend her. Thanks tickle for letting me vent. Remember when Lorena Bobbit cut off her husbands you know what? They found it and reattached it. Im WA case they wouldn't be able too. Try it! Put a weiner in your microwave and leave it in for about a minute. I would have said.. "Reattach this if you can. Hugs I feel better now...
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:28 PM
    Alty
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  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:30 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post

    Thanks Alty.. what would we do without you! That sweet little thing. :)
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:33 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    Thanks Alty ..what would we do without you! that sweet little thing. :)

    He is a cutie, can't resist him, he always makes me smile. :)

    Now go lay down and get rid of that headache. Put a warm cloth on your head, take a tylenol and rest so you can come back to chat. :)
  • Apr 14, 2010, 02:38 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    hi Kit......settle down.....you can't do that. Exploding weiner. I dont think I have ever seen that in a microwave and I dont think I would want to clean it up.

    Have you had a bad day.....come over here for a big hug (). We will get you a nice room and a good doctor.......I will join you.....

    tick



    Sometimes I just cry reading about these little kids.. Good people who deserve children and can't have them and then these monsters who have them and can't protect them... :confused:
  • Apr 14, 2010, 03:14 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    Of course he is, Kit. He left one wife to cohabit with his adopted daughter. I have never seen a movie of his that I enjoy. Could be because I know what his history is.

    Hey, kiddo, we are always on the same page. Must be karma......no not him, but real karma...do you drink martinis by any chance. Wanna come over and sit on the deck, eat artichokes, greek food and bread and butter puddding with strawberries, and I have work tomorrow, but whatever.

    sorry, dont mind me, stressful day dealing with red cross discipline and procedures.....arrrrrrrrrrrrghgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    hugs

    tick


    Striclty speaking about his movies, I loved Annie Hall. I loved most of what I saw from Woody Allen.
  • Apr 14, 2010, 03:17 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Striclty speaking about his movies, I loved Annie Hall. I loved most of what I saw from Woody Allen.





    Bella he looks like a little meercat.. No offence to the meercat.:eek:
  • Apr 14, 2010, 03:24 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    His looks don't effect the way he directs or acts.
    I find him funny.
  • Apr 14, 2010, 03:31 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    His looks don't effect the way he directs or acts.
    I find him funny.



    He is funny . He married his 13 year old stepdaughter.. He's a perve!

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