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I took my punishment like a woman. :)

Aw, it wasn't really that bad. Ben's a sweetie, I apologized, got my spanking, kissed his cheek and then all was good.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Trust me Artsy, you don't want a punishment avy. I felt so sad when I saw it, it was like a piece of me had died. Died I tell you! :(

I'm never being bad again.

Okay, maybe a little bad, but not bad enough to get a naughty avy.

So sad. ;)

It was a low point in my life. :(
I have turned away from my evil ways. :D

Did I miss everyone?
Drats.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I took my punishment like a woman. :)

Aw, it wasn't really that bad. Ben's a sweetie, I apologized, got my spanking, kissed his cheek and then all was good.

Ahhh! Wrong thread! :eek:

Ok I understand the other side as well but I have to look out for my friends.
Everyone knows your worth and they used you as an example ,as a joke a joke I believe to teach with humor :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I took my punishment like a woman. :)

Aw, it wasn't really that bad. Ben's a sweetie, I apologized, got my spanking, kissed his cheek and then all was good.

Ahhh! Wrong thread! :eek:

be careful that got the othere thread closed

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Originally Posted by artlady

I love my Jamaican friens ,,,the coolest man.
My favorite friens I have ever has been Jamican.
Ahh yaeah.

My fav jamaican line was completely personal.

Had a rough week teaching at the university. Things not working right, behind in my work. So apparently I kind of "scowl" a lot... like if I'm thinking about things I need to do, I look a little pi$$ed... even when I'm not angry, just focused, and its all in my eyes... not like my mouth is pursed or sour... my eyes look like I'm about to put someone to the wall.

Didn't know this for the longest time. Oops.

Itd actually show up in student class evaluations. One of the best ones I ever had was "he's really sexy, but kind of evil at first"... I laughed my arse off. I'm sure "sexy" and "evil" are key words that the arts and science department looks for in student evals... but others had said the same... that at first they thought I was "intimidating" or "mean" until they came in for help...

Anyway... so I'm trudging up a hill toward my car. A long nights work carried in my bag. Classes have just changed over and there's some traffic, but mostly I'm just marching a beeline to my ride. Slight scowl in tow.

Suddenly a woman stops right in front of me, headed toward me, forcing me to stop and look at her. She wasn't there, and then *bam* she was, like a wall. She's tall, jamaican, beautiful deep skin, she smiles and she says in a thick accent

"you should smile more.... you are a very handsome man when you do"...

And just as fast as she was there she walks around me and away before I knew what just hit me.

It was awesome.

Ill never forget that voice so abruptly ruining my sour mood. And I never saw her again. Better believe I looked for her.

I've a lot of Jamaican friends. And I love their parties and they throw a lot. One of my closest friends is Chinese and Jamaican.:-O

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must... not... push... pretty... rep button...

But its MY Precious...

KP, love your new sig line! :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

KP, love your new sig line! :)

Good morning... are you bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning? :p

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Good morning...are you bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning? :p

:: Alty looks on butt::

Bright eyed yes, but bushy tailed, no. ;)

How are you this fine Saturday Stringer?

Personally I'm loving it. Supposed to be 21 degrees C today, I'm already in my shorts and T-shirt and ready to go outside, do some yard work. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:: Alty looks on butt::

Bright eyed yes, but bushy tailed, no. ;)

How are you this fine Saturday Stringer?

Personally I'm loving it. Supposed to be 21 degrees C today, I'm already in my shorts and T-shirt and ready to go outside, do some yard work. :)

Exorcise CAN and will KILL you, you know... :eek:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Good morning...are you bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning? :p

I am bleary eyed and I seem to have lost my tail.
I hate when that happens:)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Exorcise CAN and will KILL you, ya know.....:eek:

I have to risk it Stringer, I want to putz around in my garden! :)

Lots to do this year. We are doing a lot of work in the backyard, or so I hope. Painting the fence a new color is on the agenda, as is more dirt and new sod, a privacy fence to keep the pups off the grass, a few new plants, a tree, mulch, rocks... OMG, I'm tired just talking about it!

I need to go lay down. ;)

I am doing good this morning hon... Have to go shopping for some things the Memorial Day party later.

It was 82 degrees yesterday with bright sunshine... today there is some sunshine but a little hazy and will be around 75 degrees.

Monday... (party day) they are calling for clouds, rain and possibly some thunder storms... GREAT... 30 people moving into my house... and they will all be wet...

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Originally Posted by artlady

I am bleary eyed and I seem to have lost my tail.
I hate when that happens:)

But you still are lookin' soooo good Artsy... :):):)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

my fav jamaican line was completely personal.

had a rough week teaching at the university. things not working right, behind in my work. so apparently i kind of "scowl" a lot... like if im thinking about things i need to do, i look a little pi$$ed... even when im not angry, just focused, and its all in my eyes... not like my mouth is pursed or sour... my eyes look like im about to put someone to the wall.

didnt know this for the longest time. oops.

itd actually show up in student class evaluations. one of the best ones i ever had was "he's really sexy, but kind of evil at first"... i laughed my arse off. im sure "sexy" and "evil" are key words that the arts and science department looks for in student evals... but others had said the same...that at first they thought i was "intimidating" or "mean" until they came in for help...

anyway... so im trudging up a hill toward my car. a long nights work carried in my bag. classes have just changed over and theres some traffic, but mostly im just marching a beeline to my ride. slight scowl in tow.

suddenly a woman stops right in front of me, headed toward me, forcing me to stop and look at her. she wasnt there, and then *bam* she was, like a wall. shes tall, jamaican, beautiful deep skin, she smiles and she says in a thick accent

"you should smile more.... you are a very handsome man when you do"...

and just as fast as she was there she walks around me and away before i knew what just hit me.

it was awesome.

ill never forget that voice so abruptly ruining my sour mood. and i never saw her again. better believe i looked for her.

I bet you stopped scowling for her :)

Wet people in your house, not good.

At least it's not wet dogs. Trust me, the smell is not good. ;)

Hi Artsy fartsy. How are you?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

But ya still are lookin' soooo good Artsy....:):):)

Ahhh,you are sweet ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I have to risk it Stringer, I want to putz around in my garden! :)

Lots to do this year. We are doing alot of work in the backyard, or so I hope. Painting the fence a new color is on the agenda, as is more dirt and new sod, a privacy fence to keep the pups off the grass, a few new plants, a tree, mulch, rocks...... OMG, I'm tired just talking about it!

I need to go lay down. ;)

Wow... sounds like my average day in the yard... I just installed lighting in about six places in the front and back yards.. mainly on the trees, looks fantastic at night...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Wet people in your house, not good.

At least it's not wet dogs. Trust me, the smell is not good. ;)

Hi Artsy fartsy. How are you?

Im more fartsy than artsy:) Whatever that means!

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Originally Posted by artlady

Im more fartsy than artsy:) Whatever that means!

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