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  • Nov 19, 2007, 09:12 PM
    Synnen
    Mmmmm... spankings.
  • Nov 19, 2007, 09:51 PM
    magprob
    I've been naughty.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 12:11 AM
    magprob
    Testing 123 oh yes.
    This is some neat. I have Dragon speech recognition software. I am very slow using it right now, but I am practicing. When I get good and fast, I'm going to do a 72 hour straight talkathon. For 72 hours straight, I will just keep posting, and posting, and posting. Well, I'm off to us practice so get ready!
  • Nov 20, 2007, 05:13 AM
    CaptainRich
    I've heard of that software, Mag. Let me know how well you like it, and it's ease of use.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:53 AM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Testing 123 oh yes.
    This is some neat. I have Dragon speech recognition software. I am very slow using it right now, but I am practicing. When I get good and fast, I'm going to do a 72 hour straight talkathon.! For 72 hours straight, I will just keep posting, and posting, and posting. Well, I'm off to us practice so get ready!

    NOOOOOOO!! But that sure sounds cool... I love talkathons...
  • Nov 20, 2007, 04:21 PM
    magprob
    New Fed forecast sees slower growth, tame inflation in 2008

    By Greg Robb


    WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) -- The U.S. economy will slow by more than previously thought in 2008 but inflation will remain tame, according to the economic forecasts of top Federal Reserve officials released for the first time on Tuesday. Fed officials said growth would slow to a range of 1.8% to 2.5% next year, down from growth around 2.45% in 2007. Some Fed officials were more pessimistic, putting growth down as low as 1.6% next year. The unemployment rate is expected to tick up to about 4.9% in the fourth quarter of 2008, up from the latest reading in October. Inflation is expected to remain contained. Headline inflation, as measured by the PCE index, is expected to slow to 1.8%-2.1% in 2008, down from around 2.95% this year. Core inflation will remain steady in a range of 1.7%-1.9%. The Fed forecasts go out to 2012. The Fed sees the economy growing at a moderate pace in the neighborhood of 2.6% in 2009 and 2010, with a steady unemployment rate and continued low inflation. The Fed sees the end of the world in the mid to last part of 2012, at which time inflation and unemployment should drop to near zero. The fed cited wars as the best tool to stimulate the economy and most importantly, corporate growth, so we can look forward to constant war until the final end.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 04:29 PM
    NeedKarma
    Damn Mayans were right after all!
  • Nov 20, 2007, 07:50 PM
    magprob
    Scientists breed see-through frogs
    Transparent animals opens new frontier for dissection-free research
    The Associated Press
    updated 10:39 a.m. MT, Mon. Oct. 1, 2007
    HIROSHIMA, Japan - Scientists at Hiroshima University have succeeded in breeding see-through frogs — an innovation that could cut down on future dissections.
    Transparent fishes have been around for a long time, but Professor Masayuki Sumida said the new line of frogs were the world's first transparent four-legged animals.
    Sumida, an amphibian specialist who led the university's research team, said the transparent-skinned frogs could have become widely used in scientific research because internal organs and blood vessels can be observed without dissecting the creatures.
    Frogs are frequently used for research, but such projects have created increased criticism from animal protection groups. Sumida said the best way to appease the animal rights groups is to breed see-through human beings.
    See through human beings will make costly x ray machines obsolete while allowing scientists to continue their medically important work on reduced ozone protection and the effects it has on see through people.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:06 PM
    J_9
    ??

    Get back on the short bus. Time for your shot
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:10 PM
    magprob
    Hi J. I see you still have cognitive overload.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:16 PM
    J_9
    Cognitive overload is an understatement!!
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:17 PM
    J_9
    Cranium crunch?
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:24 PM
    magprob
    Been there, done that! Makes the world a hazy place. Hummm, that may be my constant state! :)
  • Nov 20, 2007, 10:19 PM
    startover22
    J..?
    Chit, are you all right, I haven't heard a gosh darn thing... I need a shot... NOW!! Oh goodness me... sorry to interrupt Mag, but a shot is needed...
  • Nov 20, 2007, 10:50 PM
    magprob
    CHK CHK BLAM * BLAM * BLAM * BLAM *

    There, shots.
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:27 AM
    magprob
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    We plan to blast off for the sun first thing in the morning. People ask us if we are afraid we might burn up when we get there but we got that all figured out. You see, it will take us three years to get there, and we figure we should, if our calkulations are correct, arrive at night.


    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1195716144
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:35 AM
    magprob
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    As you can see, we have many hours of astonaught training. Here is Jim Bob doing a 48 hour marathon in the antigravity chamber. We are as ready as we will ever be.


    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1195716778
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:41 AM
    magprob
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    For instance, here is our mobil module simulater/playboy club/rec room where we do most of our highly top secret stuff. Sorry, I can't show you the inside. Top Secret!

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1195717092
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:43 AM
    magprob
    See you when we git back. Don't forget to feed the hogs.
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:47 AM
    mongoose102860
    Ooooooook!!

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