Ask Me Help Desk - Castle time! Castle time!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I want to play, I want to play!!!

Swatting kitty off the butter dish, silly kitty!! :)

Do you have a request for an alter ego or should I just make one up?

Good, evil, animal, vegetable, mineral? ;)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Okay I have planted some orchids, no not okra or orca, orchids, in memorial for all of our gone but not forgotten friends and family.

Kitty walks to heath purring. Heath pets kitty. Bella gives kitty a mean look. Alty and red give kitty treats.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

sorry cat,it was a rush job,i got most of last years food of them...

ah sure,the kitty will lick the rest off...

here cat,a drink just for you,and a little mint.

just because.

It's been a long day, and since I have yet to be titled (and I am sure it will be as the joker or the grounds keeper), you better make it a double for me!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Don't make me sick my puppies on you, you sly little kitty. Oh okay, you're to cute to feed to the dogs... for now! :p :p

Okay, I'm guessing evil. :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Do you have a request for an alter ego or should I just make one up?

Good, evil, animal, vegetable, mineral? ;)

Can I be caught somewhere in the middle? Preferably not as a veggie or a mineral, as I want in on these drinks that red's serving!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

It's been a long day, and since I have yet to be titled (and I am sure it will be as the joker or the grounds keeper), you better make it a double for me!

Court Jester!

That's what you are!

You're the Court Jester!

This was totally your own doing. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, I'm guessing evil. :p

Kitty don't want to lick the dishes...

Sigh. Can I be the evil court jester at least? And can I be a cute one too? Sigh, me and my big mouth.

I'll volunteer spot for the job. He'll eat just about anything. Loves sweet and sour sauce.

Bella,a jester has to have a costume.

I actually think it's a law.

Scat kitty scat,

Oh and them well,the cat had an accident on the floor.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

here cat,a drink just for you,and a little mint.

just because.

Red, you've got 3,000 posts. :)

Thanks for the mint. :)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

bella,a jester has to have a costume.

i actually think its a law.

scat kitty scat,

oh and em well,the cat had an accident on the floor.

Meow... Bella scared it out of me when she smacked me away from the butter dish. Just saying it's her fault she should clean it up.

Alty, why is there a leash on my collar? I promised I wouldn't scare you in the dark in Garden. :(

Yes, and what's this black braclet around my foot. And it beeps when I get close to the door, and ZOWEEEE! OW WOWOWOWOWOW Who did that?

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Red, you've got 3,000 posts. :)

Thanks for the mint. :)

Yeah I know,also got my 1000 greenie from the kitty kat.

Kind of chuffed.

I guess then next bench mark is 5000 posts,and a gazillion greenies.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

yeah i know,also got my 1000 greenie from the kitty kat.

kinda chuffed.

i guess then next bench mark is 5000 posts,and a gazillion greenies.

Meow you deserved it... where's the mean jester? (looks around)

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Alty, why is there a leash on my collar? I promised I wouldn't scare you in the dark in Garden. :(

:o That's sort of a fetish thing Cat. Sorry. :o

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Yes, and what's this black braclet around my foot. And it beeps when I get close to the door, and ZOWEEEE! OW WOWOWOWOWOW Who did that??

Muwahahahahahah!

The Queen has her tricks. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Muwahahahahahah!

The Queen has her tricks. :cool:

Meow zap bella

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Originally Posted by redhed35

bella,a jester has to have a costume.

i actually think its a law.

scat kitty scat,

oh and em well,the cat had an accident on the floor.

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...500_AA300_.jpg

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...500_AA300_.jpg

Yup Okay, Ill wear that one!

Thanks JLo.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Yup Okay, Ill wear that one!!

Thanks JLo.

Kitty swats bella with her paw... runs away to Alty.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:o That's sort of a fetish thing Cat. Sorry. :o

Oh, okay. :D

Who let all these tom cats out..

Oh yeah,that was me..

RUN KITTY RUN!

Save yourself.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

who let all these tom cats out..

oh yeah,that was me..

RUN KITTY RUN!

save yourself.

:D:eek::eek::eek:meoowwww help meowwwwwww. Hey the big brown tom is a cutie. Purrrrr

And how did all of Jester Bella's puppies get out? Kitty RUN!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

And how did all of Jester Bella's puppies get out?? Kitty RUN!

Kitty hides under Alty's throne... :eek:

The place is over run with animals..

We need pest control.

Where is mr cats when you need him.

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Oh, okay. :D

:thinking to self:
Kitty run. Puppy chase. Leash yank. Puppy guard queen's whip like a good guard puppy.

:Sitting at attention watching the sheriff's every move:

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

:thinking to self:
Kitty run. Puppy chase. Leash yank. Puppy guard queen's whip like a good guard puppy.

:Sitting at attention watching the sheriff's every move:

Ahh the protocols are working! :D

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Ahh the protocols are working!! :D

I have been a well trained puppy for a long time. Plus the snowball left a bruise last winter. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Ahh the protocols are working!! :D

Kitty scared of puppies... Wish the sheriff were here. Kitty like sheriff all except the big gun he has.

I go to pick up my little girl from a play date and there are animals running all over the place!

Okay, we need an animal control person. The job includes keeping the animals in line and putting any transgressors into the dungeon.

I will need a resume and references if you wish to apply for the job.

Note; no animals can apply for the job. You must be human. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I go to pick up my little girl from a play date and there are animals running all over the place!

Okay, we need an animal control person. The job includes keeping the animals in line and putting any transgressors into the dungeon.

I will need a resume and references if you wish to apply for the job.

Note; no animals can apply for the job. You must be human. :)

No not that Meow.

OoO I'm human, but seeing as I already have a job, I'll wait and see if someone else speaks for the job.

Cats, are you there. I can see you enjoying putting these wild animals in the dungeon. Does this person get access to a whip?

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

No not that Meow.

Are you questioning the Queens orders? Oh my. :eek:

Someone take Miss Kitty to the vet and have her spayed, maybe that will slow her down. ;) :cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you questioning the Queens orders? Oh my. :eek:

Someone take Miss Kitty to the vet and have her spayed, maybe that will slow her down. ;) :cool:

Meowwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

OoO I'm human, but seeing as I already have a job, I'll wait and see if someone else speaks for the job.

Cats, are you there. I can see you enjoying putting these wild animals in the dungeon. Does this person get access to a whip?

Whips are only given to the people I know will obey my orders, so it depends on who applies for the job.

Doing a mental check of the people that are here.

No one else gets a whip. :D

Ok I volunteer to take Kitty to the vet, but not to get spayed, to get de clawed!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Ok I volunteer to take Kitty to the vet, but not to get spayed, to get de clawed!!

Kitty like Bella purrrr no declawing... kitty won't scratch anymore... Nice bella