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You'll slide better on tile.....just a thought.

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LMAO!!

Evil ninja monkeys have attacked, calling the flying squirrels to come... I'm hiding with the bats 'til they arrive.

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LMAO!!!

Evil ninja monkeys have attacked, calling the flying squirrels to come...I'm hiding with the bats 'til they arrive.

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KBC wants a double dose of what it is that you're on.

Just give me half!

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KBC wants a double dose of what it is that you're on.

Just give me half!

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LOL, it's just a new medication to stop my hot flashes and I am loving all the side effects.

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LOL, it's just a new medication to stop my hot flashes and I am loving all the side effects.

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You know what,, so are we:)

Glad to 'see' you so uppity, it is becoming!

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You know what,,,so are we:)

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We? Ken is there something I don't know about you? :eek:

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We? Ken is there something I don't know about you? :eek:

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Actually, you SHOULD know,, there are at least 2 of me in here, being a Gemini,the twin(s) and associates are always here(some days it's a whole choir)

I have lock jaw after reading a post in an adult sexuality thread,I swear it bounced off the key board.

random thought, holy crapola.

We're Gemini too.

Not a question, but my thoughts are that I am getting a grip on reality and choking it to death.

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Not a question, but my thoughts are that I am getting a grip on reality and choking it to death.

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Bella just a thought... do they really have have a nude marathon for bicycling in Britain? I'm not kidding a guy on another place was talking about it... Maybe that's where the song
"Blowing In The Wind"... came from?:eek:

I just got a 27" iMac as a work machine to replace my 20" that I got eight months ago. The screen is ginormous.

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Bella just a thought...do they really have have a nude marathon for bicycling in Britian? I'm not kidding a guy on another place was talking about it...Maybe that's where the song
"Blowing In The Wind"...came from?:eek:

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HAHAH! That's funny, but sounds very painful!
I'll take a pass on that one! ;)

Slapshot, I have no idea what you are even talking about. The only thing I understood was "the screen is ginormous".

Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear Helmets?? :confused:

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Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear Helmets ??? :confused:

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Safety first :), they don't want to hurt themselves

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safety first :), they dont want to hurt themselves

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Good one M :D

When I grow up I want to be a rickshah driver!

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When I grow up I want to be a rickshah driver!

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I'll bet your first customer would be a Sumo wrestler or two:eek:

I'd like to know what my beach balls are thinking:rolleyes: I feel sorry for the one that gets separated from the rest:) TMI?

I don't think beach balls suffer from separation anxiety, so it should be fine!

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I dont' think beach balls suffer from separation anxiety, so it should be fine!

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:eek::eek:

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I dont' think beach balls suffer from separation anxiety, so it should be fine!

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They do! You should see how they they try to catch up with the rest:)

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I dont' think beach balls suffer from separation anxiety, so it should be fine!

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New quote for the quote wall.

Too damn funny.

They can call me whatever chronological age I are... ill die 17 mentally.

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ill die 17 mentally.

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I like 17 year olds. :o:p

:D

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I like 17 year olds. :o:p

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17 year old what's?

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I like 17 year olds. :o:p

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Invincible still.

Just add tequilla with a splash of tabasco.

Night J, and Kp.

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invincible still.

just add tequilla with a splash of tabasco.

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Tequila makes my clothes fall off!!

All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom!

How did I miss this thread?

Did my invite get lost in the mail?

Sigh.

Okay, a few random thoughts that other people had but I copied and pasted. :)

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

I've got more where these came from. Sadly, I think everyone else does too. I recognized a few of those already posted from the site I found. ;)

Come on, be totall random. You don't have to copy from anywhere else.

Why are grapes called grapes?

My doctor told me that I am the first person on the planet to contract a computer virus. He said he hasn't a clue as to how to debug me. They better hurry with a cure as my hard drive is becoming raw from scrubbing it.

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My doctor told me that I am the first person on the planet to contract a computer virus. He said he hasn't a clue as to how to debug me. They better hurry up with a cure as my hard drive is becomming raw from scrubbing it.

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What are you scrubbing it with Magpie dear? A raw salmon is typically a good choice. But then again, potato peels soaked in 30W motor oil seems to do some good as well.

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What are you scrubbing it with Magpie dear? A raw salmon is typically a good choice. But then again, potato peels soaked in 30W motor oil seems to do some good as well.

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Hahahah:D

Ying Yang Walla Walla Bing Bang!

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Ying Yang Walla Walla Bing Bang!

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Great thread J_9... :) You're to young to remember YingYang Walla Walla Bing Bang... :cool:

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Great thread J_9.... :) You're to young to remember YingYang Walla Walla Bing Bang....:cool:

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Nope, I'm not. Hehe

My 8 year old sings it almost every freaking DAY!

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Nope, I'm not. hehe

My 8 year old sings it almost every freaking DAY!!

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Gets stuck in your head doesn't it?:D At least it's not "Ally Oop Oop Oop Oop... Kit

I love you a bushel and a peck...

Can you finish that one?

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I love you a bushel and a peck.....

Can you finish that one?

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A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck. A hug around the neck.

Hey I know with a seven year old you know... Five little monkeys jumping on the bed...

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed....

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That song got one of my nurse associates in BIG trouble with a patient's family when I first started nursing. Good thing I'm a great BS'r... I got her out of that tangle really quick.

Down side... My nickname at work now is Monkey. :p