Ask Me Help Desk - I'm weird, part II

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Buy three commas from Alty, and you're ("you are," in deference to tick) good to go.

I'm selling commas?

:: evil grin::

I'll be rich! :cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm selling commas?

Some people have pasta makers. Alty has a comma maker. Hear that grinding noise?

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Some people have pasta makers. Alty has a comma maker. Hear that grinding noise?

With all the money I'll make selling them, I'll buy a newer, better, quieter version. :)

How much should I charge per comma? They're dear to me, so it should be a fair price. I'm not just giving these babies away.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Buy three commas from Alty, and you're ("you are," in deference to tick) good to go.

I... I... I... feel so incompetent... :o:o:eek::)

Grammatic(s) and English were NOT strong points for me in school.. I liked the hot women:D

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Originally Posted by KBC

Grammatic(s) and English were NOT strong points for me in school..I liked the hot women:D

:eek::eek: Ha ha and your point is what kind sir? :rolleyes:

Ooh I like the I'm weird series..

G'Morning, Sarah:

Ok, here's another one. It's distinctly AMHD weird, too. As some of you know, I LOVE to argue. I TROLL the new posts just looking for a good argument. When I can't find one, I reluctantly walk away.

But, when I here the "bong" of an arriving email, I declare to my kitty, "hooray, somebody wants to argue with me", and I run to the computer...

Ain't none of you THAT weird.

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

G'Morning, Sarah:

Ok, here's another one. It's distinctly AMHD weird, too. As some of you know, I LOVE to argue. I TROLL the new posts just looking for a good argument. When I can't find one, I reluctantly walk away.

But, when I here the "bong" of an arriving email, I declare to my kitty, "hooray, somebody wants to argue with me", and I run to the computer....

Ain't none of you THAT weird.

excon

Nah, arguing is fun.

Uh... I'm weird because:

-I like to push my stomach out [you know what I'm talking about].. it's like ever since I had Rachel my abs can push out and I can look pregnant. Sometimes, when I'm bored I like to stretch out my stomach and look like I'm pregnant.. it's fun. Sometimes if I do it in public people ask me how far along I am.. especially if I add the hands behind my back and rubbing my back like it hurts or rubbing my belly lol... Even Rachel knows the game.. whenever I push my stomach out she's like "oh there's moms baby".. haha. It's fun.

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whenever I push my stomach out she's like "oh there's moms baby".. haha. It's fun.

Hello again, Sarah:

Yeah, that's weird, all right.

excon

Well, for me, I really hate things being messy, and dirty, and all that. You would expect me to be like a maniac of cleanliness and order in everything, but no! If you just had a look at my room :eek:

But once I get into getting things in it's right place, getting some cleaning, I won't stop until it's done, or I'm completely worn out.

Yes, I'm weird :o

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Well, for me, I really hate things being messy, and dirty, and all that. You would expect me to be like a maniac of cleanliness and order in everything, but no! If you just had a look at my room :eek:

But once I get into getting things in it's right place, getting some cleaning, I won't stop until it's done, or I'm completely worn out.

Yes, I'm weird :o

I do the same thing. At work they make fun of me for it. Everything at work has to be in it's proper place or it drives me crazy. But my room is a disaster. And if I get started cleaning or scrubbing in the kitchen, I don't stop until they both sparkle again.

When I have cake with a filling in the center, I have to eat it a certain way. And it all depends on if I like the filling or the frosting better. If the frosting is better, I eat the bottom layer with the filling, then move onto the top layer with frosting. And if I like the filling better I eat them in the opposite order.

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Originally Posted by justcurious55

i do the same thing. at work they make fun of me for it. everything at work has to be in it's proper place or it drives me crazy. but my room is a disaster. and if i get started cleaning or scrubbing in the kitchen, i don't stop til they both sparkle again.

Should that... reassure me? ;) Lol

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UGH! Well remember how I was saying that I forget where I park my car when I go anywhere? Well NOW I have lost my drivers license. I went to a gas station with a mini mart to buy beer. I don't drink beer but I was having unexpected company and they do. The guy carded me. I'm 48!! I mean REALLY was there any doubt? Anyway, must have had my head in the clouds over THAT and who the heck knows what I did with them. That was LAST week and I'm just now realizing I don't have my license. I'm such a weird, dippy, DITZ and I hate it. PLUS, I have mustard on my top right now... I ate a hotdog for lunch minus the bun. The end.

P.S. I posted this twice on accident. Sorry. SEE? It never ends.

How can I take the first one off? I tried to delete but couldn't...

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Originally Posted by classyT

UGH! Well remember how i was saying that I forget where I park my car when i go anywhere? Well NOW i have lost my drivers license. I went to a gas station with a mini mart to buy beer. I don't drink beer but I was having unexpected company and they do. The guy carded me. I'm 48!!! I mean REALLY was there any doubt? Anyway, must have had my head in the clouds over THAT and who the heck knows what I did with them. That was LAST week and I'm just now realizing i don't have my license. I'm such a weird, dippy, DITZ and I hate it. PLUS, I have mustard on my top right now....i ate a hotdog for lunch minus the bun. The end.

P.S. I posted this twice on accident. sorry. SEE? it never ends.

How can i take the first one off? I tried to delete but couldn't....

Hi T

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LOL... if I could do that?! I would NOT be in this "weird" thread. But thanks for trying. :)

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Originally Posted by classyT

LOL....if I could do that?!! I would NOT be in this "weird" thread. But thanks for tryin. :)

You CAN do it... don't give up ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

You CAN do it ........................ don't give up ;)

I did it... kinda sort of... thanks!!

I haven't read back... but is it a spork or separate utensils?

Also my ex had this affliction, he had OCD... just saying...

I am a germophobe.

Maybe a touch of OCD.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

but is it a spork or separate utensils?

Hello Aurora:

Nope. They're separate. They give you sporks in JAIL. I'll NEVER use one of those.

excon

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Originally Posted by classyT

I went to a gas station with a mini mart to buy beer. I don't drink beer but I was having unexpected company and they do. The guy carded me. I'm 48!!! ....

Haha that reminded me of the time where this girl thought I was 14 [I'm 23] and wouldn't let me buy my vodka. Good thing I had my passport on me as well.

Ha! I think it's better to look younger. I have friends that look older, like really old. Another reason why I quit smoking. I didn't want to look like I'm 35. I want to look 35 when I'm 65 :p

I get carded all the time. Mind you I am only 26,legal age here is 19, but still!

I always get carded for cigarettes :rolleyes:

Legal age here is 18 and I am 24. It's a pain because when we are at the supermarket checkout and V is paying I usually grab a $20 and duck over to the cigarette counter... only to be sent away for not having my ID with me. Then they won't sell them to V either because they think he is buying them for me and I'm underage!

Hahahahahaha Shaz, that sucks lol. I know the feeling. My dad sent me into the beer store to buy him beer once after knee surgery, I didn't have my ID they sent me away, and then they wouldn't sell him any beer. Lol we had to drive half way across town to the nest beer store.

Yup... it sucks! Maybe we should start microchipping people... hmmmm

Yeah but you guys are all young... I'd card you too. I'm 48 and while I HOPE I look younger than that... COME ON! Ain't no way I look 21. It happened another time when my husband and I went out to eat. I ordered a drink... my husband said the guy just wanted a bigger tip and trust me.. he got one! Ha ha

Sorry for hijacking your thread EX...

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Originally Posted by classyT

sorry for hijacking ur thread EX....

G'morning, Tess:

You didn't hijack nothing. You're just demonstrating how weird you are. Fits perfectly.

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

G'morning, Tess:

You didn't hijack nothing. You're just demonstrating how weird you are. Fits perfectly.

excon

Awwww thanks! You say the sweetest things to me. :)

I have to have my toilette paper on the roll a certain way. Facing down if that makes sense. And ll my hangers and shirts have to be facing the same way in the closet. And at the shelter all the leashes have to be hanging the same way.

I don't have particular utensils that I am attached to, but I have a favorite glass for soda that I will seek out and wash if it isn't in the cupboard.

I also sing made up songs to my Pomeranians.

Queue: "Does That Make me Crazy?"

I can relate to the glass thing. When my fave straight up martini glass is dirty (I only have one left) I have to dig it out of the dishwasher and wash it.

Tick

I have a fork that I have to use.

My parents had the same silverware set since I was very little and when I moved out I took one of the forks with me... every other fork just doesn't feel right in my mouth :o :o :o

Speaking of forks, my mom has a very sharp-tined fork that she's had for years (from a previous silverware set? Stolen from someone's house?). It's a terrific fork for spearing sliced pickles out of the jar. She has asked us kids to make a list of favorite and special objects we want from her possessions when she dies. The "pickle fork" is at the top of my list, along with an all-metal paring knife that never needs sharpening.

My coffeemaker is on its third pot. It's the only one I've ever owned. No other machine makes coffee right.

Hello:

Some of you might recall that I had to get rid of my Jew hating Krupp coffee maker. That's because Krupp made the ovens some of my relatives were gassed in... It never did work right, anyway. So, I bought a Cuisinart, probably because of ticks recommendation.. I don't think the French like Jews much either.

excon

Well don't feel bad ex, they must not like he Polish, the German or the Russian either, mine sucks with a capitol S.

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello:

Some of you might recall that I had to get rid of my Jew hating Krupp coffee maker. That's because Krupp made the ovens some of my relatives were gassed in... It never did work right, anyway. So, I bought a Cuisinart, probably because of ticks recommendation.. I don't think the French like Jews much either.

excon

I use a Mr Coffee one and it works pretty good plus you can adjust it to taste.

Mr. Coffee FTX23 12 Cup Programmable Coffee Maker - Black - Reviews & Prices @ Yahoo! Shopping

You can get them for cheaper then that at Kmart. I paid $20 for mine.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I have to have my toilette paper on the roll a certain way. Facing down if that makes sense. And ll my hangers and shirts have to be facing the same way in the closet. And at the shelter all the leashes have to be hanging the same way.

If you have it hanging down on over the top, the cats and or dogs can unroll it just with their paws.

I put it on so it's under, so if they start pawing it... it just rolls up.:)

Not that I'm weird, I don't even have a cat.:rolleyes: