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  • Apr 25, 2010, 02:34 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Best part of a crawdaddy. Suck it out and dip the tail in cocktail sauce. Mmm-mmh!

    I'm going to vomit! :eek:

    If I didn't like meat so much I'd be a vegetarian. I hate cooking meat. Usually, if I cook the chicken or steak, I can't eat it.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 02:36 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Uggg, no crayfish heads for me. Eww. On the other hand. I love meat. Mmm especially steak.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 02:41 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Uggg, no crayfish heads for me. Eww. On the other hand. I love meat. mmm especially steak.

    Very well, Freshwater langustino it is. We're going to try a new recipe tonight for ginger sweet'n'sour chicken.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 02:42 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    What is that? Freshwater Langustino?
  • Apr 25, 2010, 02:47 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    What is that? Freshwater Langustino??

    Crayfish at $45.00 a pound
  • Apr 25, 2010, 03:05 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hahahaha. Cats, thank you for that.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 04:21 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    hahahaha. Cats, thank you for that.

    It's what I do. I'm certified as a smart-aleck.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 05:03 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What about "women". I'd rather be called a gal. :)

    Queen, queenie, her highness, ma'am, her holiness, beautiful lady (gal),.

    How many points did I score please?
  • Apr 25, 2010, 05:06 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    What about a wart hog? Or a wombat?
  • Apr 25, 2010, 05:07 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Oops, I just read how that looks! Not Alty, I'd call her princess banana hammock. I meant the funny animal names.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 05:28 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Oops, I just read how that looks! Not Alty, I'd call her princess banana hammock. I meant the funny animal names.

    Alty's nickname is GBCB. She'll explain what it means after she's done beating on me.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 05:29 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Can't wait to hear this one!
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:13 PM
    hheath541

    Princess banana hammock? How did you come up with that one?

    I think birds end up with the oddest names.

    Bushtit
    Blue footed booby
    Red footed booby
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:15 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I think it was from a friends episode. Lol.
    You, what about a tittiebird?
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:18 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I think it was from a friends episode. lol.
    ya, what about a tittiebird?

    That's right, it was. Pheobe changed her name to princess banana hammock after she got married and the people at the courthouse told her she could change her name to whatever she wanted.

    Now, who here knows what a banana hammock is? The first person to get it right gets a cookie.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:27 PM
    Stringer

    A speedo.

    EDIT::::Where is that cookie?
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:30 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Alty's nickname is GBCB. She'll explain what it means after she's done beating on me.

    Run! :D
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:31 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Queen, queenie, her highness, ma'am, her holiness, beautiful lady (gal), ......

    How many points did I score please?

    100 for the beautiful lady. 20 points each for the rest. Get Unky to add it up for you. ;)
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:33 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    100 for the beautiful lady. 20 points each for the rest. Get Unky to add it up for you. ;)

    I can do it! I can do this!.

    Let's see, 100 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20 +20... :(
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:34 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    A speedo.

    EDIT::::Where is that cookie?

    http://www.solanotwins.com/Images/ha...cookie%202.gif

    Sorry, I got hungry.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:35 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post

    That's OK, I'm a share (er)... Love chocolate chip hot and fresh out of the oven... that is chocolate chip right..
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:35 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I can do it! I can do this!....

    Let's see, 100 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20 +20.......:(

    LOL! Should I call Unky? ;)

    Movie time with the fam. No school tomorrow so the kids get to stay up late.

    I'll be back later kids.

    Someone give Stringer a calculator. ;)
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:37 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL! Should I call Unky? ;)

    Movie time with the fam. No school tomorrow so the kids get to stay up late.

    I'll be back later kids.

    Someone give Stringer a calculator. ;)

    Want a bite of my cookie? :rolleyes::)
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:40 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    That's ok, I'm a share (er)...Love chocolate chip hot and fresh out of the oven.... that is chocolate chip right....?

    Yeah. I would've eaten the whole thing, but I prefer gooey cookies. That one is crunchy.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:51 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    yeah. i would've eaten the whole thing, but i prefer gooey cookies. that one is crunchy.

    Me too... night... I think (we'll see if I can get asleep)
  • Apr 25, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Night stringer, I won't be far behind you. Hopefully.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 10:08 PM
    Alty

    Everyone left?

    So sad. I'm back. I'm all alone though.

    Sob. Waaaaaa!! Sniff.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 10:28 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Everyone left?

    So sad. I'm back. I'm all alone though.

    Sob. Waaaaaa!!!!!!!! Sniff.

    Aww, you're not alone. I'm popping in and out between episodes of battlestar galactica.
  • Apr 25, 2010, 11:07 PM
    Stringer

    Need a tissue?
  • Apr 25, 2010, 11:41 PM
    kp2171
    I feel like a 10 year old with these suggestions... the blue footed boobie.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/13...b34722e903.jpg

    And then there's the aye-aye, aka bush baby (no snickering)

    http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/e...y49055/aye.jpg
  • Apr 26, 2010, 12:01 AM
    hheath541

    That thing looks more like a gremlin than anything I've ever seen before, including movie gremlins.
  • Apr 26, 2010, 12:06 AM
    kp2171
    Bright light... mogwai... tastes like chicken?

    Kidding.

    If I must say, I picked a partucularly ugly one...
  • Apr 26, 2010, 12:19 AM
    shazamataz

    Sorry if it has been said but...

    Sea Lion

    I mean.. really?

    And Land Whale (aka Americans)

    :p
  • Apr 26, 2010, 12:41 AM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Sorry if it has been said but...

    Sea Lion

    I mean.. really?

    and Land Whale (aka Americans)

    :p

    Is it a bad thing that I actually snorted at that?
  • Apr 26, 2010, 04:47 AM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i feel like a 10 year old with these suggestions... the blue footed boobie.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/13...b34722e903.jpg

    and then there's the aye-aye, aka bush baby (no snickering)

    http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/e...y49055/aye.jpg

    OMG, that thing looks like my ex's mother ::shudders:: hideous. Oh re occurring night mares, how I have NOT missed you!
  • Apr 26, 2010, 04:54 AM
    mudweiser

    KP those were somer creepa** animals.

    I found this... blob fish.
    If there is a god, looks like he ran out of ideas right here.
    http://divaboo.info/img/Blobfish.jpg
  • Apr 26, 2010, 07:09 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    KP those were somer creepa** animals.

    I found this... blob fish.
    If there is a god, looks like he ran out of ideas right here.

    Mightve phoned it in that day, I agree.
  • Apr 26, 2010, 07:21 AM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    KP those were somer creepa** animals.

    I found this... blob fish.
    If there is a god, looks like he ran out of ideas right here.
    http://divaboo.info/img/Blobfish.jpg


    Aww I think he is cute ;)

    He looks familiar... :eek:
  • Apr 26, 2010, 07:38 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Aww I think he is cute ;)

    He looks familiar... :eek:

    Hahaha he looks like Ziggy the cartoon character.
    http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/11...72/Ziggy90.jpg
  • Apr 26, 2010, 07:46 AM
    Aurora_Bell
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    That's it!

    How about the Monkfish? Doesn't remind me of something a monk would look like :P

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