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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Do I have to start a football thread? :rolleyes:

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Sorry. Football is almost as exciting as flirting. :)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

We'll have to find a way to make up for that. :D

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Can't go wrong with the tight trousers and tiger thong to make a woman laugh!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

So at any rate JLo, how is it a hottie like you remains single (for the IMMEDIATE time being)

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Newly single... like a few weeks. My Mr. Perfect turned out to be a pervert. Just hid it well for 7 months.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

cant go wrong with the tight trousers and tiger thong to make a woman laugh!

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Laugh? I thought you and I were right as rain reddy...

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Newly single ... like a few weeks. My Mr. Perfect turned out to be a pervert. Just hid it well for 7 months.

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Sorry to hear that... not sorry for me, but sorry for the situation, you see? ;)

Ahh, how I am glad I am a guy and not a girl.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

cant go wrong with the tight trousers and tiger thong to make a woman laugh!

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Haha. That is quite an image.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Sorry to hear that...not sorry for me, but sorry for the situation, you see? ;)

Ahh, how I am glad I am a guy and not a girl.

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It came as a bit of a shock, but I'll get over it.

I should get to work now. I'll come by later.

My how fast this thread cleared out... was it something I said? No making you AMHD women satisfied!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

My how fast this thread cleared out...was it something I said? No making you AMHD women satisfied!

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I think they got tired of the football talk. I never get tired of it. ;)

I just got a reprieve for a bit. The client didn't bring me the right info.

You have some sharp clients over there!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

You have some sharp clients over there!

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I've been here for 2 weeks and they have been great. It's getting to the more complex stuff now.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I've been here for 2 weeks and they have been great. It's getting to the more complex stuff now.

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I was just giving you a hard time...

At any rate, I take it you live in Cali? What I wouldn't give to have that warm weather year around!!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I was just giving you a hard time...

At any rate, I take it you live in Cali? What I wouldn't give to have that warm weather year around!!!

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Oh, reaaallllyyyy :p

No, I live in Reno. Our weather is pretty good. I like the change of seasons. I lived in LA for 8 years, for school and started work there. I had to move home last year when my parents were in a car accident. My dad survived for a while and I was taking care of him. Yikes - so much for flirting. :o

Yeah, it got a bit serious there. Wow... sorry to hear all of that!

So... did it just get awkward? ;)

In all seriousness, that sucks. You have been through a lot, but I must say you have the flirting thing on lock.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Yeah, it got a bit serious there. Wow...sorry to hear all of that!

So...did it just get awkward? ;)

In all seriousness, that sucks. You have been through a lot, but I must say you have the flirting thing on lock.

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No, not awkward at all. It doesn't bother me to talk about it.

I know. It took away from my funny reaction to that first part. Haha - I'm making you go back to read it.

What's your drink of choice JLo?

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Originally Posted by kctiger

What's your drink of choice JLo?

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I've never met a drink I didn't like. :D It depends on my mood - usually something like a gin & tonic or a mojito, sometimes a glass of wine. Are you going to send a drink over? :)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I've never met a drink I didn't like. :D It depends on my mood - usually something like a gin & tonic or a mojito, sometimes a glass of wine. Are you going to send a drink over? :)

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A drink and some flowers... that's how I roll!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

A drink and some flowers...that's how I roll!

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That'll work.

Okay, the client is back with the right info. Time to earn the big bucks. :D

Peach JLo! Been real!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

My how fast this thread cleared out...was it something I said? No making you AMHD women satisfied!

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Had a phone call from my boy toy, I had to take it, after all, he's my boy toy. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Had a phone call from my boy toy, I had to take it, after all, he's my boy toy. ;)

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I don't recall having a phone coversation with you, but if that's what you want to call it... :cool:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I don't recall having a phone coversation with you, but if that's what you want to call it...:cool:

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If we had, you'd remember. I have a very distinctive voice.

Actually, I hate my voice. It's too deep.

Some call it sexy, others just call me sir. :(

Where did everyone else go Alty?? Are we that boring?

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Where did everyone else go Alty??? Are we that boring?

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Apparently we are.

So sad. I thought we were the plucky comic relief. :(

Well kid, it's just you and me.

How you doing? ;)

I go away for half an hour and look what happens... 7 pages of flirting!

Slow it down guys, it's not a race :p

Doing great! Just livin' partna!

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

I go away for half an hour and look what happens... 7 pages of flirting!

Slow it down guys, it's not a race :p

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When I get on a roll... well... you know... :D

Alty starts getting her boobs out and it just all goes to sexy land... I know the drill :p

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Alty starts getting her boobs out and it just all goes to sexy land... I know the drill :p

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Pump the breaks shazzy!! :eek: There are children around.

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Alty starts getting her boobs out and it just all goes to sexy land... I know the drill :p

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:eek:

I didn't bring them out. I was saving that for later. ;)

I actually got dressed today. I have the blinds open, didn't think the neighbors needed to see me nakie.

But they're just so huge...

http://functioningalcoholic.files.wo...9/01/boobs.jpg

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But they're just so huge.....

http://functioningalcoholic.files.wo...9/01/boobs.jpg

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Where are her nipples? :eek:

I saw this boat rockin'... wasn't sure if it was the waves or all the people action..

OoOo

Well I'm here...

Sarah

Been awhile Muddy... I missed you.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Where are her nipples?! :eek:

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That's a very good question actually :confused:
Must have been a guy that made them :p

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

That's a very good question actually :confused:
Must have been a guy that made them :p

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If it had been a guy then she'd definitely have nipples Shazzy! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If it had been a guy then she'd definitely have nipples Shazzy! ;)

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Was just about to post that exact response. We wouldn't forget that detail!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Been awhile Muddy...I missed you.

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I've missed you too!

I've been missing a lot lately.

I hate these in and outs... okay well not the ones that are happening in the boat right now-- hahaha oo RIGHT thread ;)



Sarah

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Was just about to post that exact response. We wouldn't forget that detail!

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Exactly. She'd have perky nipples and bigger boobs. :D