Ask Me Help Desk - Where's the bug spray and pass the booze.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

and Smores and beans...

You miss everything when you step away.

... that's when we become AMHD addicts Justy.

::giggles::

Sarah

A cabin! Yeah!

Um, what's that smell? It smells like dead rotting fish? Who's going to take care of that smell? I'm on vacation! :(

Bear dear, seeing as you're a woodland creature, I think you're sleeping outdoors. Sorry, it's the way of the woods. :)

Stringer. NO BEANS!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

A cabin! Yeah!

Um, what's that smell? It smells like dead rotting fish? Who's going to take care of that smell? I'm on vacation! :(

Bear dear, seeing as you're a woodland creature, I think you're sleeping outdoors. Sorry, it's the way of the woods. :)

Stringer. NO BEANS!

Damn it Justy!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Damn it Justy!

Stringer dear, you quoted me. I'm Alty. Remember me? :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

A cabin! Yeah!

Um, what's that smell? It smells like dead rotting fish? Who's going to take care of that smell? I'm on vacation! :(

Bear dear, seeing as you're a woodland creature, I think you're sleeping outdoors. Sorry, it's the way of the woods. :)

Stringer. NO BEANS!

Ill be scratching at the door till you let me in then, that should teach you to leave me all alone at night :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

A cabin! Yeah!

Um, what's that smell? It smells like dead rotting fish? Who's going to take care of that smell? I'm on vacation! :(

I'll go clean it up.. it was probably bear throwing fish remains everywhere.

:grabs clorox, garbage can and paper towels::

Sarah

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Originally Posted by albear

ill be scratching at the door till you let me in then, that should teach ya to leave me all alone at night :D

Big baby!

Fine, come inside, but first you have to shower. You smell like wet bear. :(

I think it's time for a shave dear. After your shower I'll give your fur a little cut. Don't worry, I'm a want to be hairdresser, you'll look great. :)

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OOPS! :o

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

crap...

Did anyone bring any toilet paper?

Sarah

I got tp and its charmin squeeze please

I am making smores who wants some

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Originally Posted by nitelight198073

I am making smores who wants some

Me! Me! Me!

I love smores! :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer dear, you quoted me. I'm Alty. Remember me? :(

I know, but I also know where the problem lies... hmmmmm. We need to correct this injustice... Justy... come forward and confess... ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Me! Me! Me!

I love smores! :)

me too how many 10 12 lol

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Originally Posted by nitelight198073

I got tp and its charmin squeeze please

Thanks teli [oo new nick name. Ni-teli-ght]. I already used someone's shirt but I'll steal some from you next time. We're in a cabin now, let's go to the kitchen and make some drinks ;)

Who wants margaritas!!?

Sarah

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Originally Posted by nitelight198073

me too how many 10 12 lol

That's too much, we'll be sick!

Okay, fine, twist my rubber arm. I'll take an even dozen.

I'm going to regret this. :(

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Who wants margartias!!

Margaritas and smores? Is this a good idea?

Are you guys leading me into temptation? What's the price I'm going to pay?

What the heck. Bring it on! :)

I will have some coronas.

My pic and siggy changed.

Joe

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Big baby!

Fine, come inside, but first you have to shower. You smell like wet bear. :(

I think it's time for a shave dear. After your shower I'll give your fur a little cut. Don't worry, I'm a wanna be hairdresser, you'll look great. :)

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OOPS! :o

Don't forget all the parts Alty... have you seen the Charmin Baby Bear commercials?

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Thanks teli [oo new nick name. Ni-teli-ght]. I already used someones shirt but i'll steal some from you next time. We're in a cabin now, let's go to the kitchen and make some drinks ;)

Who wants margartias!!?
Sarah

I love magaritas I want 2 oh by the way who am I rooming with

I am doing a happy dance smores, margeritas and I got a nickname whoo hoo

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That's too much, we'll be sick!

Okay, fine, twist my rubber arm. I'll take an even dozen.

I'm going to regret this. :(

You never regret smores just not having any

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I will have some coronas.

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Joe

No!

http://www.choppedonion.com/sitebuil.../budweiser.jpg

Now drink!

Sarah

::standing in the corner in laughing::

Poor Stringer, did I set you up appropriately... say good-bye to the beans for at least another 1450 posts. ;)

Want to room Stringer?? They are allowing me beans :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Don't forget all the parts Alty...have you seen the Charmin Baby Bear commercials?

Love the Charmin baby bear commercials. Too cute! :)

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Tee hee, it's a bear bum. :D

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I will have some coronas.

My pic and siggy changed.

Joe

Pssst, Joe, I snuck in some caronas, they're in the cooler under my bed. Don't tell anyone, then we'll have to share.

Cheers. :D

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I'll go clean it up.. it was probably bear throwing fish remains everywhere.

:grabs clorox, garbage can and paper towels::

Sarah

What! :eek: that wasn't me promise, cross my paws and hope to die :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Big baby!

Fine, come inside, but first you have to shower. You smell like wet bear. :(

I think it's time for a shave dear. After your shower I'll give your fur a little cut. Don't worry, I'm a wanna be hairdresser, you'll look great. :)

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OOPS! :o

:eek:... my... fur... what have you done

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my... fur... what have you done

You moved while I was cutting. I told you to sit still. :(

It'll grow back, eventually. :o

It is time for a real drink long island ice teas all around

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Margaritas and smores? Is this a good idea?

Are you guys leading me into temptation? What's the price I'm going to pay?

What the heck. Bring it on! :)

Alty, you know from experience that there IS ALWAYS a price.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Alty, you know from experience that there IS ALWAYS a price.

True. The question is, do I want to pay? ;)

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

::standing in the corner in laughing::

Poor Stringer, did I set you up appropriately... say good-bye to the beans for at least another 1450 posts. ;)

Wanna room Stringer??? They are allowing me beans :D

My dear, I would room with you anytime... do I bring PJ's

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Pssst, Joe, I snuck in some caronas, they're in the cooler under my bed. Don't tell anyone, then we'll have to share.

Cheers. :D

Cool, Cheers Alty.

Joe does not like cheap beer... lol

SARAH YOUR INHUMANE TRYING TO FORCE BUD DOWN MY THROAT... YUCKY..

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

True. The question is, do I want to pay? ;)

Don't pay... can't play... or so I have heard... Seems I am always paying... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Cool, Cheers Alty.

Joe does not like cheap beer... lol

SARAH YOUR INHUMANE TRYING TO FORCE BUD DOWN MY THROAT... YUCKY..

Joe, there's a liquor store down the road, I've already put in a standing order for carona.

Let's go into the woods so we can drink without the others catching us.

Shhhhh, tippy toe. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Joe, there's a liquor store down the road, I've already put in a standing order for carona.

Let's go into the woods so we can drink without the others catching us.

Shhhhh, tippy toe. :)

HeeeeeEeEEeEeeeeey ! Wait for me...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Joe, there's a liquor store down the road, I've already put in a standing order for carona.

Let's go into the woods so we can drink without the others catching us.

Shhhhh, tippy toe. :)

Hands up and back away from the coronas... I mean some people

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

SARAH YOUR INHUMANE TRYING TO FORCE BUD DOWN MY THROAT... YUCKY..

http://static.bigstockphoto.com/thum...ll/1644238.jpg

I sorry Joe..

::cries and runs outside like in the movies::

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Stringer

My dear, I would room with you anytime...do I bring PJ's

You can bring PJs

I am bringing them, they look great on a hanger in the closet. ;)

Just need them for around the campfire, they can go back on the hanger before bed, at least mine will be.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

HeeeeeEeEEeEeeeeey ! Wait for me...

You promise not to tell?

Okay, come on. I found a waterfall around 3 miles from the cabin. If we can make it there without being spotted, we can drink coronas and take a dip in the lake.

Did you bring your bathing suit? :eek:

Awwww sarah (can I call you sarah?)come back ill have that bud, love bud its my favourite bottled beer :)

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

You can bring PJs

I am bringing them, they look great on a hanger in the closet. ;)

Just need them for around the campfire, they can go back on the hanger before bed, at least mine will be.

Do we have to wear PJ's around the fire? I mean, it's hot! :eek:

Is clothing optional? :confused: