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Originally Posted by mudweiser

So last night I ended up going to bed at 4AM. I don’t know if it was the peanut butter and celery or my AMHD addiction, but I had the strangest dream:

I was sitting at my computer desk on AMHD, and every time I answered a question my screen would turn gooey. I put my hand in the screen and went to a AMHD world. Yea weird I know. Jesushelper [haha god I hope he doesn’t read this] was there and he looked just like his avatar- he directed me to this auditorium where there were knights [I’m guess ScottJem because of his avatar] and they were handing out rules . I went in line and waited for a long time. I got directed to a desk and was chained to it. I typed and typed but no words would show. I know Starbuck was there because she was walking around with an eye. Dawson [my avatar] was also in my dream, he was still crying. I remember it all being very white and very tidy. Everyone's avatar was there; kctiger's tiger, tal's planet..it was just plain out weird, and the rest is all a blur.

Go ahead, laugh it up chuckles.
Sarah

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I heard through the grape vine that your dreaming about me?? :eek:

I just got the Nun thing.

None=Nun.. ha!

http://static.open.salon.com/files/d...1233387823.jpg

Sarah

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Keep box on at all times! It's the required uniform! But Nun is still going to be a 16 yr. old girl..hahahaha!!

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He'll have none of that nun business. :D

I guess I should fess up now too. I'm not a 38 year old mother of two, I'm actually 15, yeah, that's right, 15 plus 23. Ahhh, that doesn't sound good, that sounds worse then 38! :(

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I heard through the grape vine that your dreaming about me??? :eek:

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:eek: umm.. umm..

[speechless]

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I heard through the grape vine that your dreaming about me??? :eek:

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Aren't we all? :cool:

Oops, was that out loud? :o :eek:

Nobody knows this, but I'm really not of the human variety at all! I'm a very intelligent 102 yr. old dog, that can type with both paws, and I can sit AND stay!. and you know what?. I lick myself... cause I can! :p

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Nobody knows this, but I'm really not of the human variety at all! I'm a very intelligent 102 yr. old dog, that can type with both paws, and I can sit AND stay!... and you know what?....I lick myself....cause I can!! :p

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I knew that! I saw the picture on the thread with member photos:
http://dogparkmom.com/blog/wp-conten...t-computer.jpg

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I knew that! I saw the picture on the thread with member photos:
http://dogparkmom.com/blog/wp-conten...t-computer.jpg

Sarah

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:eek::eek:... busted! :p

Find a picture of a vampire for Artlady.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I knew that! I saw the picture on the thread with member photos:
http://dogparkmom.com/blog/wp-conten...t-computer.jpg

Sarah

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I didn't know you wore glasses Starby.

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Originally Posted by liz28

Find a picture of a vampire for Artlady.

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Art when she sees another "Am I pregnant" question:
http://www.gothic-pictures.net/image...ir%20woman.jpg

Sarah

LOL I am not a 16 year old girl =P you tell them alty XD although I got to admit I don't blame you for thinking that becausse of all my dramas. You got to admit I'm just like a girl, talks a lot, about feelings blah blah blah lmao... jokes =P still lubberz you all XD

As for Starby, she is most definitely a 10 year old boy =P

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As for Starby, she is most definitely a 10 year old boy =P

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Only in height None, only in height! :D

::running away, running away:: :eek:

Boy am I going to be confused when I grow up! I'm a short 10 yr. old transgender boy, trapped in the body of a duck! And you guys thought youuuu had problems! :p

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Boy am I going to be confused when I grow up! I'm a short 10 yr. old transgender boy, trapped in the body of a duck!! And you guys thought youuuu had problems!! :p

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I thought it was a dog!

Sarah

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Boy am I going to be confused when I grow up! I'm a short 10 yr. old transgender boy, trapped in the body of a duck!! And you guys thought youuuu had problems!! :p

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Awwww, don't forget that you're also trapped inside the body of a 45 year old woman!

Really going to die now! :eek:

And your favorite food is jambalaya
http://www.ciaprochef.com/USARice/im.../jambalaya.jpg


I don't know where that came from.. wait yes I do. It's because I love the word jambalaya. Say it with me JAMBALAYA :D

Sarah

Oh yes... a quacking jambalaya eating dog!

Alty... you better be running!. fast!

http://www.postsmile.com/img/magic/09.gif

I have a recent picture of Starby the duck. You all want to see?

Attachment 18595

What an exhibitionist! :D

::running, running:: Na, na, you can't catch me ::trip:: CRAP! :(

I'm calling the Sheriff! You stole my centerfold picture!

Just look at those thighs. Mmmmmmmm. :)

Vegetarians don't eat thighs... well unless it's... shall I say it ?

Sarah

No one is going to chomp on my thighs! ::flaps wings::

Haha I wonder what KP would say after that post...

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:...0pondering.jpg

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

and your favorite food is jambalaya
http://www.ciaprochef.com/USARice/im.../jambalaya.jpg


I don't know where that came from..wait yes I do. It's because I love the word jambalaya. Say it with me JAMBALAYA :D

Sarah

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I love it! Makes me what to make it today! But I already cooked.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

haha I wonder what KP would say after that post....

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:...0pondering.jpg

Sarah

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Give him a few minutes... he'll be here to check it out! Lol

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Vegetarians don't eat thighs...well unless it's .... shall I say it ?

Sarah

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I'm not a vegetarian, I just play one on AMHD! :D

lol I bet Alty is 10 years old =P. lol its getting old oh well.. sometimes I try too hard to be funny =P

OMG alty there's something I always wanted to ask you! Are you from england or something? Lol because I notice you say "arse" =P

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Originally Posted by none12345

lol i bet Alty is 10 years old =P. lol its getting old oh well.. sometimes i try too hard to be funny =P

OMG alty theres something i always wanted to ask you!! are you from england or something? lol because i notice you say "arse" =P

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LMAO! No, I'm originally from Germany, moved to Canada when I was 3 1/2 years old.

I say arse because they won't let me type a$$ on AMHD! :p

I'm always looking for a loophole! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm not a vegetarian, I just play one on AMHD! :D

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Really aww I thought we had a little common ground here.

You vegetarian, Me vegan...
http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thed...ate-toy-lg.jpg

Aww well. Maybe one day..


Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Really aww I thought we had a little common ground here.

You vegetarian, Me vegan...
http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thed...ate-toy-lg.jpg

aww well. maybe one day..

Sarah

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Those veggies are soooo cute, how could you? :eek: ;)

Sidenote: Jeeze now I have people saying "Hi Herman" after I answer questions.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/fitnes...se-342334.html

Sarah

mudweiser, is mudweiser a form of beer or something? =P

Face facts, you are now officially Herman. I had an Uncle named Herman, not a nice guy. :(

I will call you Hermie, sounds like Kermie, the frog! :)

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Originally Posted by none12345

mudweiser, is mudweiser a form of beer or something? =P

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That's budweiser! Not that I'd know. :o

Busted. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Face facts, you are now officially Herman. I had an Uncle named Herman, not a nice guy. :(

I will call you Hermie, sounds like Kermie, the frog! :)

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lol ill call her "hermit the frog" =P she is going to hate me XD

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Originally Posted by none12345

lol ill call her "hermit the frog" =P she is gonna hate me XD

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Hermit, LOL, I like it.

Musweiser/Sarah/Hermit/Hermie/Herman the frog!

None, we better run now, she's going to kill us!

Wait, she doesn't eat meat, we're okay. Whew, that was close. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hermit, LOL, I like it.

Musweiser/Sarah/Hermit/Hermie/Herman the frog!

None, we better run now, she's going to kill us!

Wait, she doesn't eat meat, we're okay. Whew, that was close. :D

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That doesn't stop her from eating parts of the human that doesn't include meat LOL

Alty you forgot: Muddy & Mud.

Haha you guys are crazy. I'm sitting here laughing me arse off.

P.S Mudweiser is because
A) I love to mud [4 wheeling, mudding, off road, etc]
B) I love my bud

Enough said.

Sarah

I won't even try to tell you all why I chose Altenweg as my username. Let me just say, I didn't plan to stay on AMHD, just ask my question and leave, but darnit, they hooked me.

If I could go back and change my username I would, but alas, everyone knows me as Altenweg, those that are friends know me as Alty. :)