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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Rut row... I may be getting more than I bargained for in this here cell...

Hee hee... well you opened da door sweeetie... ya know I would NEVER take any advantages...

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Originally Posted by arnimal7

NOOOO, not that scary song, nooo my ears, I am tainted for life, help me ladies.

That's okay... it's distracting the boys. They think we're watching the sexy guy, when really we are plotting our escape! Turn up the song... they'll never hear us! :D

(ya... someone please get this song out of my head!! )

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

It's working for me! :D

Ahhh, sidetracked, sidetracked! Leaving now. Bye kids! ;)

Wait, I have to ask something first.

Dark, are you male or female? Okay, that's a weird question to ask, especially since I just watched you strip. Sorry. :o

Leaving now, going, going, gone!

BYE! :p

The cool drink is working... sleepy, getting sleepy... here Alty. Just put your little head on this featherless pillow. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by arnimal7

NOOOO, not that scary song, nooo my ears, I am tainted for life, help me ladies.

Song? What song? Awwww you drank the drink... hearing things... nice...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Song? What song? Awwww you drank the drink...hearing things...nice...

The Sheriff's not too sexy for his shirt! :p

Quick before they get to Alty, we need to distract them somehow. I just slipped all over the feathers, ouch that hurt.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

NO! Put your shirt back on...DOES NUTTIN' FOR ME!!!!! Pay attention Dark, LOCK the cells...if ya stay on track you can be my second Deputy....

Its OK, you don't have to lie, we all know I'm waaaay sexeh(the voices in my head say so). Anyway on to orders...

*goes and locks all the cells even though no one is in any of them*
*thinks to himself, wow this sheriff is nice, doesn't want any of his guests to accidentally get locked up... *

p.s. glad I could get that song stuck in all of your heads, so see I was distracting :P

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

that's okay...it's distracting the boys. They think we're watchin the sexy guy, when really we are plotting our escape! Turn up the song...they'll never hear us! :d

(ya...someone please get this song out of my head!!!!)

What song??

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Originally Posted by arnimal7

Quick before they get to Alty, we need to distract them somehow. I just slipped all over the feathers, ouch that hurt.

Stop sneezing! You're bustin our cover! Let's make a feather boa's, and we'll pretend to put on a show for the Sheriff and his Deputy's, while I will sneak into the Sheriff's office and steal all his keys!

Okey dokey... all those criminal types are in their cells and locked up... (thinking... what's next?)

Great idea, Look Dark just went into the cell to look for us. Quick, hurry lock him in. Now if I can just get Stringer to drink his own drink.

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Stop sneezing! You're bustin our cover! Let's make a feather boa's, and we'll pretend to put on a show for the Sheriff and his Deputy's, while I will sneak into the Sheriff's office and steal all his keys!

Ooopppps... forgot to tell you girls... we no longer use keys... yep we are now in the nerd stage... all cells are now programed to lock with our computer thingy... only I know the password... hee a he he heee...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

what song??????????????????????

The one I put on, I'm to sexy for my shirt.

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Originally Posted by arnimal7

Great idea, Look Dark just went into the cell to look for us. Quick, hurry lock him in. Now if I can just get Stringer to drink his own drink.

Well... there are ways to distract his honor the Sheriff... ;)

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Originally Posted by darkvision

the one i put on, im to sexy for my shirt.

Oh yeah... I hate that song to... find something more current... K? By the way, I just made that a new law... :rolleyes: Forgot ta tell you this also... I am Sheriff and JUDGE... ya all know that us southern Sheriff's can just about do what we want... after we give ourselves a title... like The Colonel...

Deputy M reporting for duty Sheriff. Watch that Duck , she's always plotting :D

Firstly have to post this, I about died I laughed so hard
ablk

Now onto some pranks... (you shouldn't have mentioned you have a computer... it draws me like moth to flame).

*rearanges all keys on the keyboard, plugs the keyboard into the mouse port, and vice versa, rotates the screen to be upside down(video option, not the actual monitor), and ofc uses his ERD disk to change all the account names and passwords. Oh why I'm at it, throw in a key logger as well... to bad your not using a win98 machine... I know some real fun ones for it*

*erases all the video files in the jail so the sheriff can't know who did it*

Look, I found a chest under Stringers desk. *opening the chest, I find handcuffs, mouthwash, some Home and Garden Mags, and what's this, oh no an old VHS copy of the movie Barberella. NOOOOOO I'm doomed

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Deputy M reporting for duty Sheriff. Watch that Duck , she's always plotting :D

Whew... so glad that you arrived Deputy... I was running out of breath here. I'm going to sit for a while... you take charge for a while... K?:p

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Originally Posted by arnimal7

, and and what's this, oh no an old VHS copy of the movie Barberella. NOOOOOO I'm doomed

I was wondering where I left that ;)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Stop sneezing! You're bustin our cover! Let's make a feather boa's, and we'll pretend to put on a show for the Sheriff and his Deputy's, while I will sneak into the Sheriff's office and steal all his keys!

Hear THAT? Quick throw the net over there, I see something moving...

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Originally Posted by darkvision

firstly have to post this, i about died i laughed so hard
ablk

Now onto some pranks...(you shouldnt have mentioned you have a computer...it draws me like moth to flame).

*rearanges all keys on the keyboard, plugs the keyboard into the mouse port, and vice versa, rotates the screen to be upside down(video option, not the actual monitor), and ofc uses his ERD disk to change all the account names and passwords. oh why im at it, throw in a key logger as well...to bad your not using a win98 machine...i know some real fun ones for it*

*erases all the video files in the jail so the sheriff can't know who did it*

WOOHOO! Our plan is coming together!

Arnimal... I'll meet you in the courtyard!

Deputy Batman, we know how to distract you! :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Whew...so glad that you arrived Deputy...I was running out of breath here. I'm going to sit for a while...you take charge for a while...K?:p

No problem Sheriff , sitback and take a break.

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Originally Posted by darkvision

firstly have to post this, i about died i laughed so hard
ablk

Now onto some pranks...(you shouldnt have mentioned you have a computer...it draws me like moth to flame).

*rearanges all keys on the keyboard, plugs the keyboard into the mouse port, and vice versa, rotates the screen to be upside down(video option, not the actual monitor), and ofc uses his ERD disk to change all the account names and passwords. oh why im at it, throw in a key logger as well...to bad your not using a win98 machine...i know some real fun ones for it*

*erases all the video files in the jail so the sheriff can't know who did it*

Huh? My head is spinning... AND THAT is betrayal ! What in the world could those sexy vixens offer you that you would turn Bene Arnold on us..?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

WOOHOO!! Our plan is coming together!

Arnimal...I'll meet you in the courtyard!

Deputy Batman, we know how to distract you! :D

wait wait, we have a plan? And here I thought we were just running around randomly.

Stringer is taking a break, this should be easy. Do you hear something? It's over there.:)

Batman... you are one of those computer experty people... go sic 'um!

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Originally Posted by arnimal7

Stringer is taking a break, this should be easy. Do you hear something? It's over there.:)

BUT... as all the'oldies' here know for a fact; Batman and the Sheriff ARE ALWAYS WATCHING... WE KNOW ALL! And we video tape too... hee hee.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Batman...you are one of those computer experty people...go sic 'um!

No problem stringer , lets see what they have first. I've got them covered :cool:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

No problem stringer , lets see what they have first. I've got them covered :cool:

Good man... the training has paid off... you're the man..

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First lets just show everyone what power we have.

First that trouble making Duck :cool:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

BUT...as all the'oldies' here know for a fact; Batman and the Sheriff ARE ALWAYS WATCHING...WE KNOW ALL! And we video tape too...hee hee.

yeah but I got rid of the tapes :P. and seriously you could trust me with a million dollars... but put a PC in front of me and I just have to have some fun :)

by the way I still have no idea what the plan is so and all this h4x0ring is getting me thirsty, sheriff wheres the nearest coke machine?

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

No problem stringer , lets see what they have first. I've got them covered :cool:

You only think that Batman! We will have our way with you! Now off into your corner. We know that you nod off, and we are very patient. Sleep Batman... sleeeeep! Lullabye... and goodnite... oh wait... it's morning in OZ. Hmmpfffttt! Okay, plan B girls!

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

First lets just show everyone what power we have.

First that trouble making Duck :cool:

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Mmmm duck. Speaking of that.. whens dinner I'm hungry, and I still haven't gotten a drink!

Wait Dark, I have something for you to drink, come this way.:cool:

I was only being nice to the Deputy, and look what he did to meeeee! Big bad meanie!

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Originally Posted by darkvision

yeah but i got rid of the tapes :P. and seriously you could trust me with a million dollars...but put a pc in front of me and i just have to have some fun :)

btw i still have no idea what the plan is so and all this h4x0ring is getting me thirsty, sheriff wheres the nearest coke machine?

For the way you are acting here... not sure of you as yet... hmmmm OK, all is forgiven... here take a sip of this... cool drink... (watching, watching, watching... )

Now Batman... take him to the recycling head bin... :D

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

First lets just show everyone what power we have.

First that trouble making Duck :cool:

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Yes... "I love the smell of DUCKTAPE in the morning!"

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Originally Posted by darkvision

mmmm duck. speaking of that..whens dinner im hungry, and i still havent gotten a drink!

GREAT!! Another convert!