What the hell is this and why on earth was I not invited?
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What the hell is this and why on earth was I not invited?
Capuchin gets National Science month!
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What's that? I'm supposed to be holding something?? I didn't get the memo.
Ex
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Originally Posted by Capuchin
There were no formal invitations - it's on a volunteer basis. You must, however, submit your costume idea and the month of your choice.
So far I think we have three Julys and no Junes, but I am flexible and if that's how it has to be, so be it.
Oh, your costume can't include holding live rabbits or live raccoons - those ideas are already taken.
Seeing as Wondergirl & I are both Scorpios, I vote she & I do a shoot together. And as November is also Election Month, let's go with donkey & elephant costumes. Perfect.
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Originally Posted by this8384
If it works for Wondergirl, it works for me but I had thought more about you in a bikini, draped over the hood of a car.
Could you drape over the hood of a car dressed either as an elephant or donkey?
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Originally Posted by excon
I think you've been moved out of the "holding something" job and into the "help apply body makeup" category.
I know you don't want to help these wimmin' with their body makeup but this is, of course, a fund raiser to buy new furniture so you will have to sacrifice your scruples, just like the rest of us are doing.
How are your scruples, by the way?
Hello Judy:Quote:
Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
I haven't found 'em yet... Are they near the cockles of my heart?
Ex
PS> OK, I'll sacrifice for the cause.
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Originally Posted by excon
Keep looking.
I am so excited, where can I order my copy...
You guys better get your scootch on, you have already missed 2009 :(
We may need to go to a daily calendar with all of these ideas that are flowing so quickly.
Do they come in different patterns and colors? I bet excon doesn't own one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Oops, what I really meant was get your arses in gear, so we don't miss the 2010 deadline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wondergirl
I think Judy should wear the gladiator shoes and um... a sheet.
I'll volunteer for December, if I get to get my xmas tree in the pic too!
Can I be the Christmas tree? Or does it have to be yours?
Well, MY Christmas tree has a ton of icicles on it.
Can you compete? ;)
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Originally Posted by Justwantfair
I don't know exactly what a scootch is but I'll see if anyone wants to wear one -:D
Can we hang a scootch off my elephant trunk? :D
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Originally Posted by Synnen
Certainly, the costume is your choice and subject, of course, to the approval of the committee.
Oh, it's my idea so I'm the committee.
But, yes, Christmas would be just fine. Don't take your tree down just yet. Pull it into the spare room and throw a sheet over this because I'm not exactly sure when we're doing the calendar.
I think I can find something's to hang icicles on.
I have confused every one with the scootch, maybe I will invent one by then.
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Originally Posted by this8384
Yes, you certainly can.
Hmmm... the tree is already down. I have a real one, so it was kind of um... dying. HAD to come down.
Maybe I just need mistletoe and someone to hold it?
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Originally Posted by Justwantfair
While you're looking for some things to hang icicles from, see if you can find excon's scruples.
I think I passed them on the way to the Introductions room, I will go back and take a peek around.
Of course, what is excon going to do with them, just lose them again, no doubt.
Do they need any special care?Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
excon's scruples... I don't know what the care requirements are. I am just keeping an eye out for them...
In fact I don't know what a hiding scruple looks like.
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Originally Posted by Justwantfair
I know if you CATCH scruples a short course of antibiotics usually does the trick.
Oh never mind, I am not out to catch scruples, and knowing my luck I will find them and they will run...
OH MY GOODNESS... LMAO LMAO LMAO:D Synn... WOWQuote:
Originally Posted by Synnen
I totally forgot I was in charge of the free eats.
Okay, so how does some lucious macaroni and Velveeta sound to everyone? Ok, OK, too fatening. So how about some Ramen Soup in various flavors sound? Well, my raccoons love Ramen Soup any flavor. Ok, OK, not fancy schmancy enough. So how about some yummy Beef Wellington? I'll just whip up a batch for the entrée and figure out what to have as the horderveres. Say some snails in their shells, oysters on the half shell, or shrimp cocktail, lobster bisque maybe?
Got to have some food input here gals or if I'm left to my own devices it's going to be macaroni and Velveeta..!
And I'm only going to be able to pose properly if excon does my body make up. I'm rather adamant about that. If he does not do it --- I'm not posing for June, so there - regardless of how many TV and movie offers I get for nude shots or poses. Maybe excon's going to wear his scruples. Now that's something we definitely need to get a picture of for the Men's Extravaganza Calendar for the Men's Lounge to get some real he-man furniture instead of the teensey metal folding chairs they now have over there.
Have to get back to my part time job now at the Ford Clinic as a bartender...
Those sound scary! Are they for people with OCD, the savers?Quote:
Originally Posted by twinkiedooter
Forgot to mention -- excon's been taking oil painting lessons and classes in how to make the best use of brushes. I suspect he has you in mind. Don't laugh if he tickles. The paint will smear.
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Originally Posted by Wondergirl
I hate to correct both of you but the proper term is horses divorces. Please don't embarrass me in public. Or, if you're going to be nude, in pubic.
Get it? Don't them bare me?
Why didn't I see this thread? Why? Sad. :(
Okay, is September taken? I'll volunteer for September, on one condition, I'm staying fully clothed, in fact, there won't be one shot of skin anywhere, I'll wear a mask and a parka, with all the accessories.
Deal? ;)
Gee Judy I intentionally misspelled horses ovaries.
So what is the menu gals? Or do I have to whip up some macaroni and Velveeta for say 500 guests?
So what accessories are you talking about? Want a spare raccoon for neck draping? My lardo Big Daddy or Stretch Armcoon are pretty tame and like to neck drape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Do they get along with rabbits? I was thinking about bringing my bunnies to the shoot. They're friendly, except for Kilala, she only likes her immediate people family, and doesn't really care for any animals other than bunnies.
Hey, we can give it a try, I've always wanted to hold a raccoon, it would be something to check off my list of things I want to do before I die.
Anyone have a dolphin I can swim with? That's on my list too. :)
I work in a pubic library.Quote:
Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
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Originally Posted by Wondergirl
OK, so you can do the librarian look - glasses, hair in a bun, holding books over strategic places. Or not. Your choice.
Twinkie - don't foget. CARROTS. CARROTS in the refreshments.
So am I getting my dolphin? Can I bring the rabbits? Should I bring some food? How about beer? ;)
Oooh, this is going to be fun.
Judy, we definitely have to get KP in on this, I picture him as Mr. March. :)
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
Twinkie is arranging for food. (From what she's planning, yes, I'd bring my own.)
She may or may not be in charge of liquid refreshments. If she is not, yes, you can take care of that. I only drink white wine. Keep that in mind. (Red gives me a headache.)
You will not be getting the dolphin. You WILL be photographed strategically juggling rabbits so I would bring my own. (It just occurred to me that you have both rabbits AND a beagle. Both of them in the same shot would work for me.) Remember - we are trying to sell calendars here and aren't necessarily going for prim and proper.
KP so far has not volunteered BUT now that you've volunteered him, he's on the calendar.
Now pick a costume for him.
I've got the perfect suit for him, it's called a birthday suit, I think he'll look wonderful in it, and the pic sure would sell calendars. :)Quote:
Now pick a costume for him.
Or, he could wear a fig leaf. :cool:
Do you really want a 5 month old beagle running around with 4 bunnies? :eek:
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