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Originally Posted by N0help4u

here ya goes ya po peeps kant eva git it str8 txting or alien language.:rolleyes:



Old way of Germany is actual, needs it not a translator, and there is many other also! I am German, but I am on that not very good! Try now and translate this back into the English. Unfortunately I am not bumped into a google side for the stupid conversation...

http://ets.freetranslation.com/

Sorry there is no txting to english translator on the site. :(:eek:

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Haha! I'm German too NH, but I can't speak, read, or write a lot of it. Alty can. I can understand some. Just like text. It's like their own foreign language! The only words I understood above were "alien language." ;)

I'm lost, the only thing I understood was the German. ;)

Whaaaaaat??

Huh?

What are you kidz tlkin about I wihs I could undresand u. could you xplane?

Starby, don't make me smack you! ;)

Tal, there's violence going on here! Someone stop this woman before she gets out of control! :D

Too late. :D:cool:

Rigardi, se Mi havas diritan al ĉiuj el vi ek.. inte dirita al vi milionon da tempoj. Halt poŝtanta en neklaraj lingvoj ke neniu iun senescepte uzas aŭ... eĉ interpretas. Se vi ne halt Mi devos dir al viaj patrinoj sur vi kaj Mi estas certa tiu.. os mi ne teo kaj rekte al lito.

Translated: Look, if I've told you all once I have told you a million times. Stop posting in obscure languages that no one ever uses or even understands. If you don't stop I'll have to tell your mothers on you and I'm sure that will me no tea and straight to bed.

Fooey, busted again. :(

Ich verpasse meinen Käse! Kann jemand meinen Käse finden?

Ich kann deine Kaese nicht finden, entschuldigung, es ist verloren.

You really are making me think too much, I'm not using a translator, this is all coming out of my poor wee brain. :(

But you didn't answer my question! Has anyone found my cheese?

I told you that I can't find it. Jeesh! ;)

Besides, the cheese stands alone. :)

Boy, you guys take a simple sentence of instruction, and turn it into an international food fight! Unbelievable!

Ich möchte spielen "Ausblenden der Käse" zu.

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

Ich möchte spielen "Ausblenden der Käse" zu.

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Aber ich habe noch meinen Käse nicht gefunden! Ich brauche es, um mit meinem Wein zu gehen!

Miete einer Maus.

Do you know of a good mouse rental place? LMAO!

Mice "r" Us?

As a matter of fact, I do. While I was out one day I snapped these photos with my camera phone.

Incidentally I saw a reindeer today.

Ahhhh Huhhh! A picture of the get away car! Did you chase down the culprit and confiscate my cheese?

I think you need to call The Cheese Enforcement Agency, don't you?

Cheese Enforcement Agency - Homepage

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

I think you need to call The Cheese Enforcement Agency, don't you?

Cheese Enforcement Agency - Homepage

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:eek::eek: These thieves are in big trouble! They weren't suppose to move my cheese!

X-14 (Unrated)

Extremely dangerous, new form of cheese only just discovered.
DO NOT approach this cheese.
DO NOT eat this cheese.
Do NOT attempt to move it.
If safe to do so, cover with a wet blanket and
Contact the CEA immediately.
TAKE NO RISKS. X-14 is a KILLER.

Duty charged per kilo: None. Illegal Cheese.
Punishment for illegal ownership: Imprisonment.

Don't forget that sustained cheese abuse can render you infertile, destroy your tastebuds, cause baldness, memory loss, numbness in the extremities and in some instances, death.
:eek:

(We're going to get in trouble from Tal or Ben!. I guess we better stop!) It's was funny though! :D

Hey it's not my sticky so...
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I got sum cheez fer u! ::WARNING::



Mynachlog-ddu Old Contemptible (7.2)

Easily recognised - it has to be kept in a glass jar as it will eat through cardboard or steel. If left open to the air it will start dogs howling within a seventeen mile radius. Designed as a cheap high explosive in the dark days of the Somme, it is still used as a cheap alternative to the phosphorus needed in tracer rounds and a malleable (if somewhat unstable) plastic explosive. Highly dangerous and strictly illegal, any reports of the whereabouts of any 'Old Contemptible' may be rewarded by a cash bonus.

Duty charged per kilo: None. Illegal Cheese.
Punishment for illegal ownership: Imprisonment and/or psychiatric evaluation.

Is there anything we can do about people who post run on sentences that just don't ever seem to end they just keep going and going while the describe the entire ordeal that their life has been put through without a period or comma to help us older folk and english speaking people understand what they are trying to convey without losing our breath or minds

No Romefalls there is nothing we can do to stop people from posting run on sentences with no punctuation so that we old foggies can read the post and then respond accordingly it's just a fact of life

Darnit, that was hard, I need my punctuation! ;)

I know, I had to keep backspacing what I would write because I had the punctuation marks ha ha!

Me too. Do you know how hard it was not to at least put a period at the end of that sentence?

Does that mean we're a bit anal retentive? :eek:

I just think it means we have a few brain cells left that say "REMEMBER ENGLISH CLASS"

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I know, I had to keep backspacing what I would write because I had the punctuation marks ha ha!

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I think we both refused to answer the same question yesterday because of the run on sentences, the txt talk, and atrocious spelling. The whole thing made absolutely no sense at all! I wonder how they heck they get through school? :rolleyes:

Texting and chat talk is actually taught as a foreign language in high school now... (right?)

LOL!!

That we did Starbucks, I am more than willingly to help someone out who is looking for advice but not at the expense of hurting my head for the rest of the day.

Exactly!

http://www.postsmile.net/img/35/3514.gif

My head hurt so badly I had to go take meds. ;)

I don't know how these people make it through school. Is text talk actually allowed in school now? Is it an acceptable form of communication? If so, then heaven help me, I'm outdated and not willing to learn. No, I can't be taught! I refuse!

Okay, I'm fine now. What were we saying about cheese? ;)

There has been a few instances where end of year exams (term papers) have been written completely in text.
There was one recently that was for an ENGLISH exam.
Now surprisingly enough the idiot failed the year ;)

Kinder können nicht mit ihrem vollen Mund sprechen. Füttern Sie sie Käse! Wird das sie verschließen? Ich bezweifle es!

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Now surprisingly enough the idiot failed the year

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Yes, but did he learn from his mistakes?

You have to question why he failed? After all, it was an English class, what was the teacher teaching? Was he listening? Was he too busy texting during class? If so, why didn't the teacher take away his phone? Blah, blah, blah. I mean, it can't be his fault, right? ;)

I failed chat speak 101, I'm bitter. :)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Kinder können nicht mit ihrem vollen Mund sprechen. Füttern Sie sie Käse! Wird das sie verschließen? Ich bezweifle es!

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I'm going to start speaking Japanese in a second Starby, you just wait!

If you want to stump me then say that in chat speak. Can you? I bet you can't. I triple dog dare you. :D

Ben riechen Sie wie Käse?. oder ist das Alty? Puh!