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It's so quiet in here today! Alty's cleaning, Stringy's busy at work, Starty is at work and one tired girl, Momma C is getting well deserved rest, Sneezer, well we never know what the hell he's up to (lol) Batman is gone for the wkd, Guy and Biggie haven't shown,. hmmmm... does this mean I actually need to get some stuff done today? Well now that's just crazy talk! LOL! All work no play makes Starby a very dull girl! I need time to plot and plan!
I'm here... I'm just trying to get some stuff done... and not focus on my stuffed nose... :)
Do you have a cold Chicky? :( I didn't mean to leave you out... it's my wandering mind... I had to go catch it... it was hiding again! :p
Ummm... I'm here for the waiter position?
I didn't realize that I would be required to wear a umm... "uniform"... if you can call it that
;)
Muwahahahaha! Another victim... achhemm... I mean an applicant! What are your qualifications for the position? LOL!
Oh yesss... where did we put that "special uniform" starby?? You know *that* one... ;)
Hellllooooo DrJ... How YOU doing?? ;)
Yes, stupid cold. Buuuuut... the best thing about working the creative field... loopiness is productive! Creative juices start to REALLY flow with cold medicine! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Ahhhh yes! The wonders of cold meds! :D Where are those waiter uniforms? I know they are somewhere. They may be in the dungeon! We'll find them! After all, the waiters have to double as pool boys, so we must find them quickly! They are tiny uniforms, and a little hard to find! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by HistorianChick
Bear, I missed your last comment. I won't bother with those cruel animal killers! It would ruin my day, everyday, if I chose to watch that crap!
No probs :)
My qualifications? Well, I DO look pretty good in this handkerchief.. er, umm... UNIFORM. Sooo... can I get an interview?
Why hello there, Miss Chick. Sorry about the cold... let me know if you need a hand sweating it out ;)
Do you need one or two uniforms?. we refer to them as loin cloths here! :D
Ohh that was baaaddd wasn't it! LOL!
EDIT:... Alty, you're a bad influence on me! Haha!
I better take two... you never know what you might spill on those things!
(whew! Is it getting hot in here? Lol)
You should put a "9er" in your po'd box address...
What's that movie? Black Sheep (I think) with Chris Farley
I see we have a new member. DrJ did you come to play parcheesy with me? ;)
Starby, I thought we got rid of the loinclothes and bought pink thongs instead. I'm so confuzzled. This new and improved castle is going to take some getting used to. ;)
As for being a bad influence on you, honey, you don't need help from me. Besides, blame it on KP, he's been getting me hot and bothered all day. :( ;)
Don't think I know the movie. I loved Chris Farley on SNL. I watched the special that they had on lastnight... tooo funny!
We'll see how many uniforms we have left... you can start by bringing me a Margarita please! LOL!
Okay, I've decided to open my own Church, anyone can join, no restrictions;
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We meet Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Yup, 7 days a week. Instead of giving cash give beer, the owner and operator has expenses. ;)
You and Kp are at it again are you? LOL! Is Wiggy still sleeping? Hahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Urrgghhh... just got off the phone with Big A! I've got a headache that just won't go away today, and that didn't help any!
HEY!! I want my own church too dammit! :p
Is parcheesy in the job description? I LOVE this place!
Pink thongs, ay? Well... it wouldn't be the first time! :D
Found the quote:
David Spade (Richard): maybe, I guess you should have called
Chris Farley (Tommy): I did call... earlier... when... using the phone
David Spade: earlier, when was that?
Chris Farley: or later... when... then... I left a message
David Spade: a message? What number did you call?
Chris Farley: 2... 4... 9er... 5... 6... 7... 8...
David Spade: I can't hear you, you are trailing off and did I catch a 9er in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?
Chris Farley: no, it was a cordless
Oh, and do you like your margarita up? On the rocks? Blended? And do you take salt with that?
Nice church! I bet its communion 24/7!
Can I be a princess? Please oh PUH-LEASE? I want to be called: Princess Curls, for my curly hair of course. :)
Can I have the church of the latter day BFA''s?. LOL! Everyone that has had a BFA can join! ;)
My, my, Dr. J... I will never refuse a loincloth... I mean, waiter... who volutneers to help "sweat it out..." ;)
Une personne doit se rendre heureux avant qu'un autre. L'avez-vous fait ?
Je ne peux pas l'aider je suis amoureux de moi avec émotion, sur le plan spirituel et physiquement. La confiance est la clé au fait de mener une bonne vie avec la prospérité, l'amour, le respect et la beauté.
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A person must go happy before another. Did you it?
I cannot help it I am in love with me with emotion, on the witty plan and physically. Confidence is the key to the fact to take a good life with prosperity, love, the respect and beauty.
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Got to love online translators... never really works but at least you get the gist of it
10-4 Rubber Ducky... sippin on the margarita! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by DrJizzle
I think I've had convo's like that on the phone. Alty? Haven't we had weird convo's like that? :D
BFA? Am I going to be sorry I asked? :eek:
DrJ, parcheesy, monopoly, spin the bottle, anything goes here. ;)
Starby, Wiggy is gone, gone I tell you, I'm all alone. :(
BB, of course you can be a princess, but first you have to pass a test, I'll get back to you on that. ;)
Got to run for a while, off to buy batteries and rubber gloves. Don't ask! :D
Love, respect, and beauty, huh? Sounds right up my alley... you offering?Quote:
Originally Posted by DrJizzle
*slap hand* Sneezy's going to be mad at me... ;)
Batteries and... rubber gloves?? Alty...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
... I'm SO not going there...
Actually I was translating beautifulbrunettes signature... well, I wasn't but...
But at least now I know you're weakness ;)
**looks around for this Sneezy character**
Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
;)
Alty... spin the bottle, ay? Yeah, you BETTER go get some more batteries and rubber gloves!
::blushes::Quote:
Originally Posted by DrJizzle
I thought you'd never ask... ;)
Rahhh... Well, I went and did it. I went off on a poster...
Sad, I get my first reddie and all caution is thrown to the wind. The first one is kind of like that Gateway Drug. Once you get one, everything is game!
*sigh*
The post? https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ml#post1314986
Oops!
This is...
By far...
The best job ever!
:D
Ahh, yes. We treat our help welllll... ;)
Wow... that was powerful!
You just forgot to add "love is a crazy thing when you can't take a hint and let a bad relationship go so you continue to text battle with some guy with some faulty glimpse of hope that he still may take you back even though he has continually told/texted that he doesnt want anything more to do with you despite his effort at remaining friends which you apparently took to mean that he still loves you and wants you back so when he doesnt, you get all pissed off and wonder why only to apologize for your outburst later in hopes that he may see that you have changed and take you back" (INHALE)
Oh wait... that was the point, wasn't it ;)
I'm still catching my breath, but yes, that was exactly the point. I normally don't go off like that - I'm normally very calm and encouraging (to a fault, at times), but that girl has really got to me. Oh well. At least it was, what did you say? "Powerful." That's what I was going for. Love isn't what she's in the middle of... there is so much more to love... rah...
Lets just hope she doesn't go off on ME! :)
Funny... I was thinking the exact... OPPOSITE! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by HistorianChick
So uh... was:
You EXPLAINING yourself? Or you QUALIFYING yourself ;) heheQuote:
Originally Posted by HistorianChick
Haha... you're a glutton for punishment, huh? Innnnnteresting...
The whole "calm and encouraging" was more explaining. My posts are normally not as sarcastic as that one was. Maybe "Sarcastic" wasn't the right choice of words... "caustic?" I guess, the thought behind that answer was, "You know NOTHING of love or a real relationship." Rather than a "I'm going to try and help this little, lost girl find her way."
That's the normal thought when I answer a question...
So, explaining, not qualifying...
Why, do you need some calm, encouraging... advice?
(Wow... bad Chicky... I almost let the Jessica Rabbit side of me come out... ;) You're new to the castle, you'll get to know the JR side... :D )
Well, just call me Roger Rabbit ;)
And yes, um... "advice"... yes... that's exactly what I need!
Yes, I typically take the same approach. Another day... another person's life to solve. But there comes a time when tough love is a necessity... especially in a situation like that.
Chicky? Where did she give you a reddie? I was going to give you a balancer, but I went through all the pages, and couldn't find it! Hmmm!
I've had a few run ins' with her before. She's young and a little spacey! She only wants to hear what she wants to hear. She gets mad at anyone with solid advice if she doesn't agree.
Got to go for now kids... play nice now! ;)
The reddie was on another thread - a newbie that didn't know how to use the system. Oh well, at least I got my first one. This popcorn has been popped - and there's no turning back! :)
Well, "advice"... the calm, encouraging kind... ;)... is one of my specialties, DrJ...
Just remember, "I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way...."
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