Sneeeeezzzyyyy!! You haven't even said how magnified this is yet! I know you're there... stop hiding! :p

A fireplace screen

The holes at the base of a lantern

A bowling ball

Do they have two holed bowling balls in OZ? Hee hee... sorry Batman... teasing! ;) Not so easy when you already know and think it's an easy one is it! :p

There are many strange things in the land of OZ starby... I'm just one of them ;)

Hee, hee, funny M. :)

By the way, is there a wizard in OZ, I have a request. ;)

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There are many strange things in the land of OZ starby.....................I'm just one of them ;)

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... LMAO! Two holed firery bowling balls! Your bowling sounds like a real "blast" :p

I know... I know!! Bowling balls in hell, for people with two bloody fingers!

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Hee, hee, funny M. :)

By the way, is there a wizard in OZ, I have a request. ;)

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Request away... Genie Talia may be able to help:cool:

I would like my house to be completely clean, and after that I'd like it to clean itself from now on. Too much? ;)

Oh and 100 million dollars. ;)

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The holes on a hot barbeque

The bottom of an iron

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It's looking down through the holes on the top of one of the old charcoal grills--one of those little Websters--at the coals inside.

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I think both stabs and synny got it.

Top view of a bbq.

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

LMAO, good one M. :)

Well done starby and Synn :)

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I think both stabs and synny got it.

Top view of a bbq.

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You called me "Stabs"... ::sniff:: :( I think we both get extra greenie points now, Sir Sneeze!

Isn't it bad enough that I'm a duck? Is that going to be how you get me to the dinner table? :(

Stabs, LMAO, Stabs, oh, laughing so hard, side aches, most stop, going to pee, oh... back in a minute. :(

LOL... Stabs... duck

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BATMAN! How could you?? ::QUACK:: :(... and right in the..! OUCH!

Okay, something a bit different for everyone.

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