Ask Me Help Desk - Sneezy and Stringy's Sanitarium!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

hello everyone.

...I think something may be wrong with me body. I just passed out...around 7pm. and just woke up, it is now 10pm.

ruh roh?

anywho, heading out, gonna study some, and be back later around 2. check with ya cool cats later.

Mister roh roh needed sum sleeeeepppp! Scooby Dooby Doo! :p :D

Mister roh roh can't afford sleep. If anything mr. roh roh needs some freaking coffee.

Grah!

Better get a double double then! ;)

Rebbie, your bike's gone? Well, you know, there's no personal items allowed in the sanitarium. They took away my beer too. Want to come to my cell, we'll devise a plan. Bring the Duck, there's safety in numbers. Shhhh, don't tell the Sheriff or the Sneezy guy. ;)

Well everyone, we leave tomorrow around noon (hopefuly) to beat the traffic. I'll miss you guys, and I'll see you all in two weeks... don't change toooo much... K?

Since I got a hugh speeding ticket the last time, I went today and purchased a top of the line radar detector. This puppy even talks to me... yep. It has a cool shape and does just about everything except make bacon in the morning. It has a 360 degree radius and detects side and rear radar. Stationary and hand held radar and even when a patrol car is approaching me from behind with his/her radar on. I can switch it to many modes... example; when I am going through a city I can switch it to "city" mode and cancel out all the unnecessary microwaves and other things...

I am going to have it permanently wired to my battery and through the firewall when I return home, now it is plugged into one of my outlets...

If I get a ticket.. :(

Bye stringy! We'll be here...

... well, most of us... not too sure about that duck.

Good luck, have fun on your vacation, and I'll try to keep the cops busy ;)

You better drive safely love! Don't go tooooo fast k?

Stringer, I'm going to miss you. What will we do without you? How will we get by? Who will I post dirty pictures to? Who will help me chase the duck? What about M, he needs your guidance, and Sneezy, well, hmmm, actually I think he'll be too busy to notice. ;) Rebbie needs you to find her bike, and well, you just can't go. Sob. :(

Oh, go on, have a blast on your trip, don't worry about us, we'll be just fine. We will miss you, but we're all so glad you get this break.

Drive carefully, and slowly you little speed demon you. ;)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Bye stringy! we'll be here...

...well, most of us...not too sure about that duck.

good luck, have fun on your vacation, and I'll try to keep the cops busy ;)

Hey... hey... hey there Scooby!! The duck always has wind beneath her wings! :p

HA... HA! The Sheriff is leaving, and I already gave you a new name! *tickle tickle*... RHO!!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Bye stringy! we'll be here...

...well, most of us...not too sure about that duck.

good luck, have fun on your vacation, and I'll try to keep the cops busy ;)

Now that's a friend... K... yo run that a way and I'll head east to Pgh, appreciated Sneezy.;)

By the way Flyer (does she know about this thread) I hope the Steelers are playing at home during the next two weeks, I would love to go to one of their games. But we are going to Seaton Hall to watch them practice one day... :cool:

We need to form a search party for Flyer! Is this a trap though?. hmmmmm! We'll have to warn her. I don't know if she is too keen on stale bread!

See you stringer... have a great trip , drive safe!!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer, I'm going to miss you. What will we do without you? How will we get by? Who will I post dirty pictures to? Who will help me chase the duck? What about M, he needs your guidance, and Sneezy, well, hmmm, actually I think he'll be too busy to notice. ;) Rebbie needs you to find her bike, and well, you just can't go. Sob. :(

Oh, go on, have a blast on your trip, don't worry about us, we'll be just fine. We will miss you, but we're all so glad you get this break.

Drive carefully, and slowly you little speed demon you. ;)

Alty, things will be fine, M is OK.. I am sure, although I haven't heard from him in a while. Tell him to hold down the fort... K?

I'll miss all you guys also and if I can get on a 'puter... well I'll try but I doubt I will. You comments are very much appreciated.

Startby Sneezer, Rebbie, M, NH, Clough, Unky, Start, AK, Bear, R... so many.. BB, wow... more friends than I can count on one hand (not I am in trouble hee hee)... be good... tuff decisions to make? Hell, just do as I would... we have bail money available... :D :rolleyes: :eek:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

See you stringer.........have a great trip , drive safe!!!

Thanks my FRIEND! You will have your hands full buddy... uphold the image and THE LAW! hee hee... :D :eek: :rolleyes: :D

Oh, M... don't forget where the extra keys are kept... in case we can't let them out when we are supposed too... do ya remember?

Keys? Hmmmm. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Thanks my FRIEND! You will have your hands full buddy....uphold the image and THE LAW! hee hee..........:D :eek: :rolleyes: :D

Oh, M.....don't forget where the extra keys are kept.......in case we can't let them out when we are supposed too.....do ya remember?

All sorted stringer... I have everything under control ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Well everyone, we leave tomorrow around noon (hopefuly) to beat the traffic. I'll miss you guys, and I'll see you all in two weeks...don't change toooo much...K?

Since I got a hugh speeding ticket the last time, I went today and purchased a top of the line radar detector. This puppy even talks to me.....yep. It has a cool shape and does just about everything except make bacon in the morning. It has a 360 degree radius and detects side and rear radar. Stationary and hand held radar and even when a patrol car is approaching me from behind with his/her radar on. I can switch it to many modes...example; when I am going through a city I can switch it to "city" mode and cancel out all the unnecessary microwaves and other things...

I am going to have it permanently wired to my battery and through the firewall when I return home, now it is plugged into one of my outlets...

If I get a ticket.................................! :(

My kind of man Stringer... drive fast... BUT are cautious, that has to be in the equation. We don't want you and Marta held up from joining us again because of sitting in a jail or worse, a Sanitarium!!

My daughters radar detector picks up the alarm systems on stores, the digital road signs, the red lights, but never the cops.

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Originally Posted by N0help4u

My daughters radar detector picks up the alarm systems on stores, the digital road signs, the red lights, but never the cops.

The banks... the fireflies... lol... never the COPS! :( ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Verddiiii Funi Princess.......:p :p :p Liked that one....

Stringer, so happy to see you on here before you taking off on your trip! :p

BUT... do you know what they did with my bike?? :o I'm lost without my bike... I need my bike for my comfort zone to work!! Hey Rebel, here little Rebel, where are you little Rebel... I didn't find it under my bed or in the WHITE room either.

My $200 radar detector does wonders!

... cept... it picks up cops... about 2 seconds AFTER I see them.

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Stringer, so happy to see you on here before you taking off on your trip! :p

BUT...do you know what they did with my bike????????? :o I'm lost without my bike...I need my bike for my comfort zone to work!!! Hey Rebel, here little Rebel, where are you little Rebel.....I didn't find it under my bed or in the WHITE room either.

Rebby, you check with M?. he's not around...

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

I think I saw M driving away in your bike.

said something about how you'll never realize it's gone...or something.

hee hee

Surely you jest Mr. Sneezer!! Is this your Sanitarium? I think someone said it was when I was brought home but if you are, you know M would never take my bike. You are just trying to get me to ask to go back to the WHITE ROOM WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS>... you want me to doubt my friends... but I am one toughie when it comes to my friends.. no way, no way, no way...

M, you don't know where my bike is, RIGHT?? :eek: :eek: :eek:
:o

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

My kind of man Stringer...............................drive fast......BUT are cautious, that has to be in the equation. We don't want you and Marta held up from joining us again because of sitting in a jail or worse, a Sanitarium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Princess... I do like to go fast and faster yet....

M................M........hey M!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah listen deputy, if I call ya, how 'bout havin' some of the there bail money ready......K?

M... also... the other set of keys are where we hid the BIG bullets... remember??

And Sneezy... ifin' I happen to get picked up in one of those there "small towns" by one of those "Big Belled Sheriffs" and he doesn't recognize me as a sheriff also... can I tell him that I know you?? What'd you say.. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Rebbie, your bike's gone? Well, you know, there's no personal items allowed in the sanitarium. They took away my beer too. Wanna come to my cell, we'll devise a plan. Bring the Duck, there's safety in numbers. Shhhh, don't tell the Sheriff or the Sneezy guy. ;)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES... if you type that real fast, it sounds like a horse clomping... oh sorry, got distracted... no personal items?? Who wrote that rule? Was that the Sneeze Man?

I will look for Duck and we will be very quiet and tip toe in your room... yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes... safety in numbers... 1, 2, 3... oh how I love the number 3!

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Surely you jest Mr. Sneezer!!! Is this your Sanitarium? I think someone said it was when I was brought home but if you are, you know M would never take my bike. You are just trying to get me to ask to go back to the WHITE ROOM WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS>.......you want me to doubt my friends.......but I am one toughie when it comes to my friends..no way, no way, no way.......

M, you don't know where my bike is, RIGHT?????????????????????? :eek: :eek: :eek:
:o

Rebby
As usual you got it right ( what is sneezy suggesting? ) I have no I dea where your bike is... BUT... I will find it for you:cool:

Rebby!. I think I just saw Spidey speeding by my cell on a bike! Did it have yellow reflectors? I think I saw a yellow light... can't be too sure! Hmmmmm!

Well, I just ate dinner ::burp::

And now I'm off to study. New "what is this" is up... I'll be back in a few just to check and see how you guys are!

Be back!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Princess.......I do like to go fast and faster yet.......

M................M........hey M!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah listen deputy, if I call ya, how 'bout havin' some of the there bail money ready......K?

M...also....the other set of keys are where we hid the BIG bullets...remember??????

And Sneezy......ifin' I happen to get picked up in one of those there "small towns" by one of those "Big Belled Sheriffs" and he doesn't recognize me as a sheriff also......can I tell him that I know ya?????? What'd ya say....?:)

You sure have the ride to accomplish the faster part, but faster yet?? PLEASE be careful... precious cargo! (Ah, if you want to tell me where the keys are, I could keep an eye on them for you. I am such a good helper.) :p Maybe my bike is locked in a room and I could find it if ONLY I had the illusive keys. I could help M by letting all my friends out just a tiny bit early. Nice present to them, don't you think?? :p :p :p

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Rebby
As usual you got it right ( what is sneezy suggesting??) I have no I dea where your bike is ........BUT..........I will find it for you:cool:

Oh Angel, I knew you would not take my bike. I knew you would stand by me and help me find it. You are forever my Guardian Angel... what was Mr. Sneezey thinking?? I think he wants to rattle my cage so I won't answer questions correctly but you will help me, won't you Angel?? OH, and about those keys?? :p

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Originally Posted by Stringer

And Sneezy......ifin' I happen to get picked up in one of those there "small towns" by one of those "Big Belled Sheriffs" and he doesn't recognize me as a sheriff also......can I tell him that I know ya?????? What'd ya say....?:)

Of course you can!

... what's in it for me? :D

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Oh Angel, I knew you would not take my bike. I knew you would stand by me and help me find it. You are forever my Guardian Angel.....what was Mr. Sneezey thinking??? I think he wants to rattle my cage so I won't answer questions correctly but you will help me, won't you Angel??? OH, and about those keys?????? :p

~~~~~~~~~hitchin' a ~~~~~rideee'~~~~~~hitching~~a~~~~~ride~~~~~~~

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Of course you can!

...what's in it for me? :D

Well my everlasting gratitude... of course, and a few beers... :rolleyes:

Ha ha... I am blaming you guys for not packing as yet... I told Marta "they just won't let me goooooooooooo honey!"

EDIT: DOUBLE, TRIPLE... EDIT!! It looks like I really have to go now... I'm getting THAT look now... opps... Byeeee... I'll try to post later or early in the morning... ifin' the look changes... of course...

Coming honey... (ouch!)

Hahaha, sorry marta! He's staying!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Rebby!!....I think I just saw Spidey speeding by my cell on a bike!! Did it have yellow reflectors?? I think I saw a yellow light....can't be too sure!! Hmmmmm!!

Hey there! Thanks for being on the look out but no, Spidey wouldn't take my bike, not Spidey, nope, not Spidey, nope, nope, nope...

Pssssssssssssttttttttttttttttt! Alty invited us to her cell... Girl power, power in numbers, three brains are better than one type thing but you don't suppose she wants the Duck for other reasons do you?? :eek: Nope, nope, nope, not our Alty!

M... hey M!. the extra keys are hidden where we hid the EXTRA BIG bullets... and the DUCK TRAP... remember??
Stringer

Stringer, if I had the keys, I could get out and "hitch a ride". I could ride in the back and be very quiet. I wouldn't be a bother, I would just enjoy the ride in that beautiful car! Well, could you get some cool air back their though, the suitcases might be a bit stifling.

Go pack now so Marta is happy and you both can have a wonderfully refreshing vacation!

We are countin' on you coming back now Sheriff!! :) Fly Fly Fly down that highway but be very careful of those little cars that have tiny lights on top.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

M.........hey M!........the extra keys are hidden where we hid the EXTRA BIG bullets....remember?????
Stringer

Yep I remember stringer , and I have my Genie looking after them. They are safe:cool:
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Originally Posted by Stringer

M.........hey M!........the extra keys are hidden where we hid the EXTRA BIG bullets.... and the DUCK TRAP......remember?????
Stringer

GULP!! :eek:

I don't think I need those keys after all.

I think I will just saunter back to my little room very quietly UNTIL LATER!! :p